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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also I'm pretty sure milk doesn't just randomly squirt from our nipples 
Not mine certainly. I'll happily chuck a glass of semi skimmed in someone's face if that's their thing though. "
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Also I'm pretty sure milk doesn't just randomly squirt from our nipples
Not mine certainly. I'll happily chuck a glass of semi skimmed in someone's face if that's their thing though. "
That reminds me of the meme that went round when the US were trying to promote milk drinking by using celebrities with a milk moustache in adverts - someone knocked one up of Monica Lewinski with it splattered over her face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the f*** goes through your head before you post something like this?!
Genuinely asking after seeing your previous post!"
Me too!! Taking the piss or wind up or ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The amount of crap the op has posted today makes me think he is secretly Jay from The Inbetweeners,
Next post from him will be, do women like it when blokes put the balls in  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"The amount of crap the op has posted today makes me think he is secretly Jay from The Inbetweeners,
Next post from him will be, do women like it when blokes put the balls in "
Oh I do hope so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies have u had your boobs played with and you have suddenly had milk coming from your nipples? Did the guy like it or put them off?"
I need to clarify as my mind is well and truly boggled.
You do realise boobs aren't like penises don't ya?
Milk is food for babies, and not female ejaculation out the nip.
Anyone lactating is pretty likely to know they are, ya know, due to the small person either in their womb or that's not long since temporarily destroyed their vag upon exit.
The "sudden" and surprise element is highly unlikely unless they were unaware they had a bun in the oven, and the chances of their nipples suddenly resembling an erupting milk volcano whilst engaging in boobage play is akin to me becoming besties with Rose West.
Quite certain anything else is less likely milk and more likely infection. But you carry on licking that delicious surprise
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Ladies have u had your boobs played with and you have suddenly had milk coming from your nipples? Did the guy like it or put them off?
I need to clarify as my mind is well and truly boggled.
You do realise boobs aren't like penises don't ya?
Milk is food for babies, and not female ejaculation out the nip.
Anyone lactating is pretty likely to know they are, ya know, due to the small person either in their womb or that's not long since temporarily destroyed their vag upon exit.
The "sudden" and surprise element is highly unlikely unless they were unaware they had a bun in the oven, and the chances of their nipples suddenly resembling an erupting milk volcano whilst engaging in boobage play is akin to me becoming besties with Rose West.
Quite certain anything else is less likely milk and more likely infection. But you carry on licking that delicious surprise
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Galactorrhea anyone?
Shiiiiiit, milky nipple play, random bum slaps at work, I'm wondering if someone thinks cows are women
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The cow is of the bovine ilk,
One end moo, the other milk. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ever sat in the bath and had someone pour milk over you? Gold top, lumps of cream sticking to your face, fill that bath up woman, and then, oh fuck, then get those rice crispies in, breakfast never tasted soooo erect |
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