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Petition to ban marmite
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
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Lol most random thing i've ever read.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has anyone tasted Marmite Bread Sticks ?
Ewwwww FFS they have to be the most vile thing I've ever tasted. Marmite crisps are nice, so we thought the breadsticks would taste the same .... wrong !
I've never tasted shit, but I'd imagine Marmite Bread Sticks are the closest anyone could ever get without trying the real thing.
The ban gets my vote 100% |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No of course not i would set up help groups and pour millions of government money into strategies to wean you lot off something you enjoy
(A bit like smoking lolxx) xx  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Has anyone tasted Marmite Bread Sticks ?
Ewwwww FFS they have to be the most vile thing I've ever tasted. Marmite crisps are nice, so we thought the breadsticks would taste the same .... wrong !
I've never tasted shit, but I'd imagine Marmite Bread Sticks are the closest anyone could ever get without trying the real thing.
The ban gets my vote 100%"
make up ya mind, the crisps are nice but breadsticks aint???? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
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here here, its tar in a tin. bloody awful stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
oiiiiiiii 
you can go off people you know!! "
YOU LIKE IT BABE? oh god xx  |
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i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol
yummmmm
i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol
yummmmm
i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is "
Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol
yummmmm
i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is
Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx "
if you take it a tiny little bit at a time you can gradually get used to it and the taste... you can be weaned onto it |
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"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol
yummmmm
i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is
Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx "
lol i need more not less !!
and Mally... a bi man carrying marmite ...perfect !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol
yummmmm
i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is
Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx
lol i need more not less !!
and Mally... a bi man carrying marmite ...perfect !
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I'll come round with a jar |
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"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol
yummmmm
i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is
Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx
lol i need more not less !!
and Mally... a bi man carrying marmite ...perfect !
xx
I'll come round with a jar "
just off to work but i'll be home later ..have the kettle on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol
yummmmm
i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is
Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx
lol i need more not less !!
and Mally... a bi man carrying marmite ...perfect !
xx
I'll come round with a jar
just off to work but i'll be home later ..have the kettle on "
will do babe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol
yummmmm
i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is
Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx
if you take it a tiny little bit at a time you can gradually get used to it and the taste... you can be weaned onto it "
I would rather burn my eyes out with a hot poker xx |
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"This must be stopped! Marmite is simply too advanced and refined for your primitive palates!
what makes you think we're primitive?"
Not you obviously since you are clearly advanced and refined enough to own a jar.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This must be stopped! Marmite is simply too advanced and refined for your primitive palates!
what makes you think we're primitive?
Not you obviously since you are clearly advanced and refined enough to own a jar."
I have many jars haha
even Vegimite too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should be upgraded to class aaaa++++ and a life meaning life sentence for possesion and supply xxx "
hey, i never push the stuff, its there if they want it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should be upgraded to class aaaa++++ and a life meaning life sentence for possesion and supply xxx
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I possess it but would never supply it... it's too good to give away willy nilly |
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"Should be upgraded to class aaaa++++ and a life meaning life sentence for possesion and supply xxx
I possess it but would never supply it... it's too good to give away willy nilly "
Indeed, a guest in my house has to be very close to me, or at least female, to have some of mine |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
there was a tv program on how it`s made
from all the waste from the brewing industry
loads of tankers collect it from all over the country then sell it to all the gullable as a food ewwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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make up ya mind, the crisps are nice but breadsticks aint???? lol "
Loll I can se where you're coming from, makes me look a bit 2 faced ..
Ok Plan B:
Ban Marmite, and the breadsticks but leave the crisps alone cos they are tasty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
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How very dare you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marmite should be banned, even us down and outs agree, our brother tramp in the marmite advert was right to throw it back at the cruel twat that gave it to him to eat...YUK !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"marmite on top of cheese on toast using fresh uncut bread mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Ooooo not tried that one, that's supper sorted for tonight then - thank you lol xx xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Favourite Marmite recipes .......
Marmite Bloody Mary
45ml Ketel One vodka
10ml Lemon Juice
60ml Tomato juice
4 drops Tabasco
2 barspoons Worcestershire sauce
2 barspoons of Marmite Squeezy
Pinch salt and pepper
Method
Add all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice.
Stir really well, and strain into a 12oz Collins (no ice).
Garnish with lemon wedge, and celery stick.
Believe it or not there is even a recipe for a marmite dessert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Favourite Marmite recipes .......
Marmite Bloody Mary
45ml Ketel One vodka
10ml Lemon Juice
60ml Tomato juice
4 drops Tabasco
2 barspoons Worcestershire sauce
2 barspoons of Marmite Squeezy
Pinch salt and pepper
Method
Add all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice.
Stir really well, and strain into a 12oz Collins (no ice).
Garnish with lemon wedge, and celery stick.
Believe it or not there is even a recipe for a marmite dessert "
thanks for that dentist told me not to eat for two hours and that has really helped although if I read it again it may come up the other way ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyy spewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As it says in the Bible:
"Upon the eigth day the Devil shat into a jar, and give it unto those with no taste, and bad hearing. 'Here my children' spoketh the Devil 'eat ma shite'. And lo did the bad of hearing name this demon faeces Marmite" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it says in the Bible:
"Upon the eigth day the Devil shat into a jar, and give it unto those with no taste, and bad hearing. 'Here my children' spoketh the Devil 'eat ma shite'. And lo did the bad of hearing name this demon faeces Marmite""
Quoted for relevence! Thread is built on blasphemy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As it says in the Bible:
"Upon the eigth day the Devil shat into a jar, and give it unto those with no taste, and bad hearing. 'Here my children' spoketh the Devil 'eat ma shite'. And lo did the bad of hearing name this demon faeces Marmite""
Oooh i do like you you are in the know lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im signing on both cos sometimes I love it and sometimes I hate it  "
Oi there's only me allowed to sit on the fence everyone else has to have a definite opinion lol xx |
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
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Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im signing on both cos sometimes I love it and sometimes I hate it
Oi there's only me allowed to sit on the fence everyone else has to have a definite opinion lol xx "
I have tweezers for the splinters 
Its true though I have a love hate relationship with marmite,if I don't fancy it the thought of it makes me feel sick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
Yes"
you know ive always liked you lol xx
Now even more xx |
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
Yes
you know ive always liked you lol xx
Now even more xx "
'cos i'm gorgeous or cos i'm concise? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
Yes
you know ive always liked you lol xx
Now even more xx
'cos i'm gorgeous or cos i'm concise?"
Na cause you hate that devil brew called Ma...te i cant even type the word now xx |
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
Yes
you know ive always liked you lol xx
Now even more xx
'cos i'm gorgeous or cos i'm concise?
Na cause you hate that devil brew called Ma...te i cant even type the word now xx "
Morning! Am going to get some later just to see if it really is as bad as I remember!! I'm shuddering already just thinking about it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets
People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world
All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx
Yes
you know ive always liked you lol xx
Now even more xx
'cos i'm gorgeous or cos i'm concise?
Na cause you hate that devil brew called Ma...te i cant even type the word now xx
Morning! Am going to get some later just to see if it really is as bad as I remember!! I'm shuddering already just thinking about it!"
Dont do it you will be one of the unclean forever xx  |
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