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over a year ago
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"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.
It’s Like a night out with the lads...  "
One took my wig once. |
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"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.
It’s Like a night out with the lads...
One took my wig once."
Bet you looked great in a wig, what colour? |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
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I've been training an attack squirrel since a flock of gulls took up residence and keep going for me when i go to the shop. Started off with a pigeon but kept trying to stare at its own reflection in the pavement. |
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"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.
It’s Like a night out with the lads...
One took my wigwam once."
squirrels need homes too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.
It’s Like a night out with the lads...
One took my wig once.
Bet you looked great in a wig, what colour? "
Arizona sunset. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you a squirrel, Mr Impala? Are your threads just dares?!
Mrs TMN x
Abort thread, we have been rumbled lads.
Flash of red tails as they all run off... Or is that just your arse? "
That was my ginger wig. |
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"Are you a squirrel, Mr Impala? Are your threads just dares?!
Mrs TMN x
Abort thread, we have been rumbled lads.
Flash of red tails as they all run off... Or is that just your arse?
That was my ginger wig."
Not your ginger merkin? |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I got jumped by a squirrel once!
Happens."
Yeah, they worked as a pair. One distracted me, while the other ran though my legs then doubled back and climbed up the back of my leg. It really made me jump.
They are sneaky! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got jumped by a squirrel once!
Happens.
Yeah, they worked as a pair. One distracted me, while the other ran though my legs then doubled back and climbed up the back of my leg. It really made me jump.
They are sneaky! "
Let me guess, he went for your nuts ?! |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I got jumped by a squirrel once!
Happens.
Yeah, they worked as a pair. One distracted me, while the other ran though my legs then doubled back and climbed up the back of my leg. It really made me jump.
They are sneaky!
Let me guess, he went for your nuts ?!"
No! I wasn’t setting it up for a punchline. 
My nuts were safe. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got jumped by a squirrel once!
Happens.
Yeah, they worked as a pair. One distracted me, while the other ran though my legs then doubled back and climbed up the back of my leg. It really made me jump.
They are sneaky!
Let me guess, he went for your nuts ?!
No! I wasn’t setting it up for a punchline.
My nuts were safe. "
They must be slacking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We don't have squirrels back home but we do have chipmunks and they're just as cheeky. If any of the cats loses a collar we always reckon they've sold it for far less than it's worth to a dodgy chipmunk. You see them all the time on street corners, flipping a coin with a matchstick in their mouths offering tourists "locally made jewellery". Squirrels sound equally devious. |
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