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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to work for a couple who did porn and I have probably seen more cocks than any of you ladies as it was my job to sift through the messages they received. Around 500-1000 per day and 30-40% of those were dick pics or wank videos.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.
You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! |
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"I used to work for a couple who did porn and I have probably seen more cocks than any of you ladies as it was my job to sift through the messages they received. Around 500-1000 per day and 30-40% of those were dick pics or wank videos. "
Oh goodness! Almost call yourself a gynecologist with all those |
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"I used to work for a couple who did porn and I have probably seen more cocks than any of you ladies as it was my job to sift through the messages they received. Around 500-1000 per day and 30-40% of those were dick pics or wank videos. "
That's a lot of sausage! |
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"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.
You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! "
I get a lot then if I'm online at that time too. Must be the witching hour |
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"Midnight also signalled the end of new PPI claims!
Ahh crap, I didn't get chance to do mine "
Me neither and now chaps are sending you pictures of their Pee Pee Eye... I bet they are claiming for more than they got as well...
Sorry terrible joke... haha..  |
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By *tms1xCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.
You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! "
d*unk??your bloody gorgeous!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.
You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! "
It might be because u have blocked single males lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.
You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! d*unk??your bloody gorgeous!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.
You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! "
you might want to change your settings
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I changed my profile title to "only here for the cock pics" I now get considerably less than before.
Obviously, the joke goes over some people's heads, bless em  |
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