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How to Ruin a first date
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The question is,
What four words would ruin a first date ?
Curly wurly for the best answer
Oops sorry, wrong hole
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you do anal? |
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"Hurry up mummy’s waiting "
Will you marry me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we abstain from sex until I get my penicillin prescription finished? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are those tits real ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put more make up on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've fucked your dad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seems some people in this thread cant count very well |
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well"
Don't get a medal for pointing that out..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago
Manchester |
Someone doing a huge fart would ruin it for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well"
Fuck da rulz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well
Don't get a medal for pointing that out..... "
Damn I'll have trouble sleeping tonight knowing that |
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well
Don't get a medal for pointing that out.....
Damn I'll have trouble sleeping tonight knowing that"
Good man |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Get her to dress nice. You’ve got to be dapper as well. Obvs. Say you’re taking her to a popular joint.
Offer to pick her up. Drive to McDonalds. There you go. First date ruined."
I'm not a mathematician but isn't this more than 4 words? |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well
Fuck da rulz "
If we didn't have rules where would we be? |
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"Get her to dress nice. You’ve got to be dapper as well. Obvs. Say you’re taking her to a popular joint.
Offer to pick her up. Drive to McDonalds. There you go. First date ruined."
Oh I dunno!
I have very happy memories of our first Big Mac together |
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Tell her u came from a violent back ground with pure aggression in ur words and expressions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right, finally got the rule of the game.
Do you smell fishy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you into gangbangs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well"
Who cares! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't you get hard |
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"Can't you get hard "
Nightmare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sorry I must cancel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've lost my teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please ignore my rash. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's your porn name? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you ovulating? |
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"The question is,
What four words would ruin a first date ?
Curly wurly for the best answer
Oops sorry, wrong hole
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You been waiting long I forgot you where coming.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shit, my husband's home! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You wont catch anything |
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well
Fuck da rulz
If we didn't have rules where would we be?"
France |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
Brought my brothers, Airtight?
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"You wont catch anything "
They all say that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm on my period. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I HATE your face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually fancy your best mate. Sorry. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
Fucked your mum yesterday! |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
Your grannie's turn tomorrow |
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I’m required by law to tell you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My teeth are cheerios |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hats are head pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that the fish on your plate I can smell or your pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've one sperm left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m required by law to tell you..."
Bit more than four words haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well
Fuck da rulz
If we didn't have rules where would we be?
France "
And where would we be if we had too many rules? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I brought my dildo. |
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well
Fuck da rulz
If we didn't have rules where would we be?
France
And where would we be if we had too many rules? "
Germany.... |
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"I brought my dildo."
= A Fun Filled Night.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I brought my dildo.
= A Fun Filled Night.... "
For me anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well
Fuck da rulz
If we didn't have rules where would we be?
France
And where would we be if we had too many rules?
Germany...."
Well done everybody. Great teamwork. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my mum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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asking her why It burns when I pee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your pictures looked better
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damn these ankle monitors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I brought my dildo.
= A Fun Filled Night....
For me anyway
you presume I'm not stealing it....
Get you own dildo!
but Sharing is caring
.....this 4 word madness is going to my head now....God damn it!! Haha
Oh I've cum, ooops "
That almost never happens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I brought my dildo.
= A Fun Filled Night....
For me anyway
you presume I'm not stealing it....
Get you own dildo!
but Sharing is caring
.....this 4 word madness is going to my head now....God damn it!! Haha
Oh I've cum, ooops
That almost never happens "
Always with my toys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your brothers cock nicer |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
You related to Quasimodo? |
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Turn up with bits of shaving cream near yr eyes and patches of hair u missed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From psycho. We all get a bit mad sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lets see if your as easy as your mum and gran were |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
Not be as your pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm Fred, she's Rose... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will you do a 3some with me and my mum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets see if your as easy as your mum and gran were " Ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cunt of a mood and your face aint helping at all go ask at the bar for a bag ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just calling my wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turn up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your daughter sucks better |
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"Your daughter sucks better "
Jesus h.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your daughter sucks better
Jesus h.... "
So it works then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worse they could say to me..
Im a vegan lefty
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Don't touch me please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My teeth are cheerios"
Oh god this actually made me laugh out loud! Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wear Muppets pajamas |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Check out my knife |
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"I wear Muppets pajamas "
Made me laugh. I have 2 sets of muppet pyjamas x |
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"Do you do anal?"
This was actually said to me when I was on a vanilla first date ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wear Muppets pajamas
Made me laugh. I have 2 sets of muppet pyjamas x "
Put them on Ebay |
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"I wear Muppets pajamas
Made me laugh. I have 2 sets of muppet pyjamas x
Put them on Ebay"
Not a chance. I love them. Kermit ones and Animal ones x |
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This bag? Oh don’t mind that, I carry duct tape, cable ties and plastic sheeting everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well
Fuck da rulz
If we didn't have rules where would we be?
France
And where would we be if we had too many rules? "
Germany |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi wifey im home
Hi hubby im home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*pulls out a knife*
Get in the van! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oops condom has split |
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"*pulls out a knife*
Get in the van!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you smell that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*pulls out a knife*
Get in the van!" thats not a knife |
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"*pulls out a knife*
Get in the van!
thats not a knife "
Mine's a bigger one x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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allah Akbar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanna go to chams? |
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I’m a vegan. Let me tell you about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it in yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it in yet?
I've already cum Jess......
Again?!
yes once again, sorry....
Story of my life "
I can try again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it in yet?
I've already cum Jess......
Again?!
yes once again, sorry....
Story of my life
I can try again... "
God loves a trier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please meet my mother |
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"Is it in yet?
I've already cum Jess......
Again?!
yes once again, sorry....
Story of my life
I can try again...
God loves a trier "
he also impregnates virgins... |
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Shhh... transfer window closing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything involving the ex !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it in yet ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it in yet?
I've already cum Jess......
Again?!
yes once again, sorry....
Story of my life
I can try again...
God loves a trier
he also impregnates virgins... "
I'm off to sleep |
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"Is it in yet?
I've already cum Jess......
Again?!
yes once again, sorry....
Story of my life
I can try again...
God loves a trier
he also impregnates virgins...
I'm off to sleep "
can I big spoon... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it in yet?
I've already cum Jess......
Again?!
yes once again, sorry....
Story of my life
I can try again...
God loves a trier
he also impregnates virgins...
I'm off to sleep
can I big spoon... "
Join the queue, hopeful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feisty one you are! |
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"Is it in yet?
I've already cum Jess......
Again?!
yes once again, sorry....
Story of my life
I can try again...
God loves a trier
he also impregnates virgins...
I'm off to sleep
can I big spoon...
Join the queue, hopeful "
I like queue jumping.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your mum's bed's comfier |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turning up generally does the job! |
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Just wipe off some of the sudocrem! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not who they say they are |
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"The question is,
What four words would ruin a first date ?
Curly wurly for the best answer
Oops sorry, wrong hole
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Oops sorry, wrong hole...yep that's do it |
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