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What a day yesterday was.
My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).
My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .
Someone fucking save me !!!! |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery   "
See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx |
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"You got a secret crush on this guy or what?  If there were only 2 people left on Planet Earth , me and him, I'd still wanna be nowhere near him . Hes like an injured whinging John Major  "
Awwww he,s a walking accident this guy, don't you feel an ounce of sympathy? |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery
See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx"
No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!! |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx
Same 
You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?
I know he’s back but not seen him yet "
Few hours apparently til forum's....then all hell brakes loose.... |
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"You got a secret crush on this guy or what? If there were only 2 people left on Planet Earth , me and him, I'd still wanna be nowhere near him . Hes like an injured whinging John Major "
More peas ..... |
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"You got a secret crush on this guy or what? If there were only 2 people left on Planet Earth , me and him, I'd still wanna be nowhere near him . Hes like an injured whinging John Major
Awwww he,s a walking accident this guy, don't you feel an ounce of sympathy?"
Erm , let me think , erm... Not really , no |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx
Same
You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?
I know he’s back but not seen him yet
Few hours apparently til forum's....then all hell brakes loose.... "
Am I missing something here ?? |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx
Same
You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?
I know he’s back but not seen him yet
Few hours apparently til forum's....then all hell brakes loose.... Am I missing something here ??"
Yes......I've always  you... |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery
See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!"
Ok ok but pretend to be a t/rex xx |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx
Same
You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?
I know he’s back but not seen him yet
Few hours apparently til forum's....then all hell brakes loose.... Am I missing something here ??
Yes......I've always you..."
Now I'm blushing  . Thankyou . |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery
See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!
Ok ok but pretend to be a t/rex xx"
Fuckin RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR !!
OK  |
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What a selfish bastard your boss is....should have looked where he was going.
Maybe you should follow his example, a fight with a dinosaur and 4 hours in A&E away from him sounds preferable
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"It’s good you’re doing all you can to help him by cocking about on the forums."
 . Hes ok hes just whinging about it. That kerb has been there for many years , he should have looked where he was going !! |
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"What a selfish bastard your boss is....should have looked where he was going.
Maybe you should follow his example, a fight with a dinosaur and 4 hours in A&E away from him sounds preferable
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You know you are right , it actually does |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery
See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!
Ok ok but pretend to be a t/rex xx Fuckin RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR !!
OK "
Sweary t/rex xx |
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"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery
See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!
Ok ok but pretend to be a t/rex xx Fuckin RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR !!
OK
Sweary t/rex xx"
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"What a selfish bastard, hurting the poor kerb like that.
And after all you’ve done for him by taking pictures of your arse and cock in his offices. "
Some people are SO ungrateful... |
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"What a day yesterday was.
My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).
My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .
Someone fucking save me !!!!"
Is this the posh toilet roll boss?, if so offer him some for his nostrils, show you're a team player. |
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"What a day yesterday was.
My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).
My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .
Someone fucking save me !!!!
Is this the posh toilet roll boss?, if so offer him some for his nostrils, show you're a team player. "
Yes that's the one . I love him really |
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Our manager frequently hurts himself, he fractured both of his arms skiing but still drove to work with both arms in a plaster casts,then a few months later he crashed his push bike into a parked car and broke his nose and fractured his collar bone |
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"Our manager frequently hurts himself, he fractured both of his arms skiing but still drove to work with both arms in a plaster casts,then a few months later he crashed his push bike into a parked car and broke his nose and fractured his collar bone "
Do we have the same boss |
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"What a day yesterday was.
My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).
My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .
Someone fucking save me !!!!"
Can your boss see you from his office? |
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"What a day yesterday was.
My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).
My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .
Someone fucking save me !!!!
Can your boss see you from his office? "
Hes about 10 feet from me all day |
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"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time  "
Were they letting off party p*ppers whilst breaking such tragic news?
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"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time "
Well you were doing what you do best kid, don't beat yourself up |
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"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time
Were they letting off party p*ppers whilst breaking such tragic news?
P"
No. But I celebrated as I thought I'd get a couple of days without him. No such fucking luck. When he dies they'll wheel his fuckin coffin in here |
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"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time
Well you were doing what you do best kid, don't beat yourself up "
I'm not |
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did he just want a ur a brave boy sticker 