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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
Hello fabbers and welcome to the weekly rant thread
The aim of this thread is to give you space to unburden yourself and let out those frustrations before the weekend.
However, some rants will be frowned upon:
* people having preferences
* people not replying to messages
* moaning about having to work
So let's have your rants and see whether they are Approved  or Denied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My head hurts.
A lot.
Trying to be a gentleman got my head sliced open.
Never again.  "
How the fuck did you manage that? Open a glass door with your bonse? 
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Going out last night started to rain spending £25 on a taxi, rather than catch the train.
Then 5 mins after I arrive 2 people who live very close to me arrived in their cars!
I did get a lift home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going out last night started to rain spending £25 on a taxi, rather than catch the train.
Then 5 mins after I arrive 2 people who live very close to me arrived in their cars!
I did get a lift home "
Fuckers, if I didn't need the lift back I'd have let their tyres down.
I wouldn't really but I'd pretend to in my head 
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Peaky Blinders is a great drama - but I'm fucking fed up with all the arty-farty, slow-motion montages with (quite often shite) modern songs played over them.
From Season 1, the amount of this pointless, lazy "That's a good chunk of writing we don't need to do" bullshit padding has increased to the point where they're taking the piss.
It's starting to detract from the usual high quality of the show. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park.
Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too.
Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch!
Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
Oh pocket!!! I'm glad you are ok and very glad your mini you wasnt there, good that people helped you. What an absolute idiot she was for driving! Pet hate of mine... d*unk drivers xxx |
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"Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park.
Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too.
Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch!
Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. "
Glad that you are both ok, albeit traumatised and angry.
Also great that total strangers came to help, looked after you, sorted your shopping and stopped the cockwomble.
This rant is going to be approved all day long.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww, thank you both. I guess I should be lucky to be able to rant about it.  "
That's a terrible thing to happen and I'm so glad you are okay. It must have really shaken you. Bloody idiots everywhere!
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park.
Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too.
Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch!
Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. "
Aww bless you, you poor thing.
I'm glad you weren't seriously injured, and that your little person was not there.
Big hugs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate spiders and there's a huge one in my lounge! Waiting for him to get home from night shift so he can hoover it up. Until then I'm not going in that room!! Bloody spiders!!
T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate spiders and there's a huge one in my lounge! Waiting for him to get home from night shift so he can hoover it up. Until then I'm not going in that room!! Bloody spiders!!
T "
Give it a name and I promise, you'll suddenly not be afraid of it anymore. Works for me and the tarantula that's residing in the corner of my bathroom. She's called Lucy, and manages the winged insect problem. Does a great job too. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Seriously annoyed that my mobile spends more time plugged in than my landline does....
....wtaf....when are we gonna get one that can last more than just under a day....   "
I plug mine in at work or when driving and if easily lasts all day
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Going out last night started to rain spending £25 on a taxi, rather than catch the train.
Then 5 mins after I arrive 2 people who live very close to me arrived in their cars!
I did get a lift home "
Murphy's law in action
However, poor planning so Denied |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Peaky Blinders is a great drama - but I'm fucking fed up with all the arty-farty, slow-motion montages with (quite often shite) modern songs played over them.
From Season 1, the amount of this pointless, lazy "That's a good chunk of writing we don't need to do" bullshit padding has increased to the point where they're taking the piss.
It's starting to detract from the usual high quality of the show."
This is not Points of View - send that to them and see if they publish it
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"These hot sweats are now more frequent during the day and also having disturbs sleeps,time to try and do something."
Definitely - disturbed sleep is an absolute killer so something has to be done.
Good luck and Approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My rant is about the National Lottery Lucky Dips! They're not bloody lucky at all! Surely there's a false advertising thing going on here?!?! Lol! "
They have to abide by strict rules if they state the chances of winning so, no
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park.
Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too.
Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch!
Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. "
Good lord - I'm glad it's only some bumps and bruises and hopefully she'll get what she deserves but also some help. Clearly has a problem
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I hate you, you ppl who do not cook with oinon. I don't mind the onion intolerance ones though "
And breathe brother
Onion is a great base so they are missing out and forcing you to miss out. Very rude
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I hate spiders and there's a huge one in my lounge! Waiting for him to get home from night shift so he can hoover it up. Until then I'm not going in that room!! Bloody spiders!!
T "
A wise strategy
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My body not understanding the gym outdoes the diet!!! Stupid fucking belly fat!!! "
Not for everyone it doesn't. For me, lowering the calories that I put in does the job better than increasing exercise. You might want to consider the food intake.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a coffee but the kitchen is downstairs and it soooooo faaaaaaaar
Best I got for now.
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With legs that short, it must he quite a trek
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I shouldn't laugh.
But "
I thought I was getting denied for sure- huzzah! My little legs came up trumps for once woooohoooooo 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park.
Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too.
Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch!
Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. "
Jesus, that’s shocking. Glad you’re ok and that she was caught.
Mostly though I want to commend you on your use of ‘gaol’ that’s proper English for you |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
"Missed out on a meet coz i didnt reply quick enough
Lesson learned there and maybe a bullet dodged
Denied "
Dont know about bullet, seems nice just someone got in before me coz i was beautifying myself |
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"I want a coffee but the kitchen is downstairs and it soooooo faaaaaaaar
Best I got for now.
P
With legs that short, it must he quite a trek
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I shouldn't laugh.
But
I thought I was getting denied for sure- huzzah! My little legs came up trumps for once woooohoooooo
P"
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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago
All over the shop |
The collective pettiness and bitchiness of a team of women.
Experienced this in quite a few jobs.
Bored of the gossip, schoolgirl behaviour and back stabbing.
I’m 50 and now fabulously intolerant of giggly girlie banter and bollocks.
I want a job working with men. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"The collective pettiness and bitchiness of a team of women.
Experienced this in quite a few jobs.
Bored of the gossip, schoolgirl behaviour and back stabbing.
I’m 50 and now fabulously intolerant of giggly girlie banter and bollocks.
I want a job working with men. "
Men smell and are all competitive
But I know what you mean
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