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Ladies should NOT go out alone at night
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...
"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"
She then replied loudly...
"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"
I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...
"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"
She then replied loudly...
"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"
I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me "
Men don't go out alone at night. There are mad women that want kick your head in. |
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This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.  |
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"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently. "
Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab? |
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"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.
Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?"
 . I think I like Leanne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.
Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?
. I think I like Leanne"
What's her username on fab? |
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"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.
Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?
. I think I like Leanne
What's her username on fab?"
"Open all hours" I believe |
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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago
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"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.
Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?
. I think I like Leanne
What's her username on fab?"
. Five finger widow lol |
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I approached a woman who was being harassed by a d*unk. I got within 6 feet of lending assistance. And her knee connected with his crotch. He instantly fell to the floor holding his crown jewel's. I involuntary covered my private parts, and I looked at the guy and said. ''I bet that hurt'' moments later he vomited upon the pavement. It looked like what I would describe as, ! A tin of Irish stew. I then looked at her and said. ''I bet he can't remember eating that''. She laughs and said '' He messed with the wrong fucking bitch''  |
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"I approached a woman who was being harassed by a d*unk. I got within 6 feet of lending assistance. And her knee connected with his crotch. He instantly fell to the floor holding his crown jewel's. I involuntary covered my private parts, and I looked at the guy and said. ''I bet that hurt'' moments later he vomited upon the pavement. It looked like what I would describe as, ! A tin of Irish stew. I then looked at her and said. ''I bet he can't remember eating that''. She laughs and said '' He messed with the wrong fucking bitch'' "
Good for her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...
"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"
She then replied loudly...
"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"
I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me "
Should have offered to buy her some chicken dippers |
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"They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...
"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"
She then replied loudly...
"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"
I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me
Should have offered to buy her some chicken dippers "
Fish Fingers? |
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"I approached a woman who was being harassed by a d*unk. I got within 6 feet of lending assistance. And her knee connected with his crotch. He instantly fell to the floor holding his crown jewel's. I involuntary covered my private parts, and I looked at the guy and said. ''I bet that hurt'' moments later he vomited upon the pavement. It looked like what I would describe as, ! A tin of Irish stew. I then looked at her and said. ''I bet he can't remember eating that''. She laughs and said '' He messed with the wrong fucking bitch'' "
Ah, a woman after my own heart.
I walk home from work late at night.
10 mins through the village centre or 2mins through the twittens.
When one of old boys found out the other day he expressed his concern for my safety.
Half dozen guys sat at the bar laughed
"pity the fool who took her on in a dark alley" was one of the comments.
We're not all dainty damsels who need protecting  |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...
"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"
She then replied loudly...
"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"
I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me "
Cool story, bro  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I approached a woman who was being harassed by a d*unk. I got within 6 feet of lending assistance. And her knee connected with his crotch. He instantly fell to the floor holding his crown jewel's. I involuntary covered my private parts, and I looked at the guy and said. ''I bet that hurt'' moments later he vomited upon the pavement. It looked like what I would describe as, ! A tin of Irish stew. I then looked at her and said. ''I bet he can't remember eating that''. She laughs and said '' He messed with the wrong fucking bitch'' "
Violence is never accepta....
who the fuck am I kidding. Love it!
Bitch after my own heart.
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