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"Teacher asks a pupil 'which part of the body goes 2 heaven first?'pupil says 'feet miss i've seen mum with hers in the air screaming god i'm f..king coming"
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A little boy caught his parents having sex, After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "oh We were just baking a cake sweetie" A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake last night?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa when you had finished" |
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"A little boy caught his parents having sex, After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "oh We were just baking a cake sweetie" A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake last night?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa when you had finished""
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Boy asks his dad why his sister is called Teresa, well that's because your mum's favourite holiday is Easter and Teresa is an annogram of that,
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No problem Alan |
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"Boy asks his dad why his sister is called Teresa, well that's because your mum's favourite holiday is Easter and Teresa is an annogram of that,
Thanks says the boy,
No problem Alan"
Small Alans are inquisitive. |
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By *xmfrvnMan
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"Boy asks his dad why his sister is called Teresa, well that's because your mum's favourite holiday is Easter and Teresa is an annogram of that,
Thanks says the boy,
No problem Alan
Small Alans are inquisitive."
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"First time using forum I think it's obvious
You’ll get used to it  so is “squirtle” as in charmander and bulbasaur ?"
Kind of, mostly because I like to make women squirt (or at least try) and squirtle sounds like squirt all, and for some reason I thought it was clever,
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"First time using forum I think it's obvious
You’ll get used to it so is “squirtle” as in charmander and bulbasaur ?
Kind of, mostly because I like to make women squirt (or at least try) and squirtle sounds like squirt all, and for some reason I thought it was clever,
I don't get out much "
Hahahahahah that’s a pretty good analogy |
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