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Wednesday warning

By *xperimentalist OP Man over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Don't apply tiger balm, forget to wash your hand and then have an absent minded scratch of the family jewels while getting dressed

Any other sage advice for a Wednesday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't put sage in your advise, a much more zesty pairing would be marjoram

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Don’t rub your eyes after picking mint. It’s like putting toothpaste in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't shave your legs with a blunt razor

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By *utchersDogMan over a year ago

Orpington

Always wash your hands twice after chopping chili's..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide your razors and shaving gel if you got grown up daughters at home lol nothing worse than trying to shave ya face after they’ve attacked their legs with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always wash your hands twice after chopping chili's.. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide your razors and shaving gel if you got grown up daughters at home lol nothing worse than trying to shave ya face after they’ve attacked their legs with it "

I remember a friend's daughter tried to shave her legs and ended covered in blood using an old razor of mine.

Her mum wasn't happy

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

When someone tells you where to shove something......don't tank or literally....Ouuccchhh.....

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Don't challenge a mischievous lady unless you're prepared to be challenged more

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By *xperimentalist OP Man over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Don't challenge a mischievous lady unless you're prepared to be challenged more"

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