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I need your help please....
I’ve had problems with my outlook calendar, this afternoon having fiddled with some settings my calendar is back, but I have a big problem.... it seems I’ve arranged to meet 10 different people on the same night
I hate cancelling on anyone so I need your suggestions please on how I can fit 10 people into my life in one night |
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"Have they all responded in the affirmative?
Sort them into size order. Start with the tiddlers and end with the hung like a donkeys.
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They have, no one goes in the diary until all confirmed... they just don’t know all meeting me on the same day
I’ll have to have a line up preview before I start, as I have no idea what their c*cks are like... eye guidance should be enough or should I bring my tape measure |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Have they all responded in the affirmative?
Sort them into size order. Start with the tiddlers and end with the hung like a donkeys.
They have, no one goes in the diary until all confirmed... they just don’t know all meeting me on the same day
I’ll have to have a line up preview before I start, as I have no idea what their c*cks are like... eye guidance should be enough or should I bring my tape measure "
They all need to send the standard measurement dick pic - Sky remotes. |
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"5 hours, 30 minutes each. Should focus the mind, get them all straight on their A game!
Erm unless I’m missing something, that’s more than one day
10 x 30 minutes = 5 hours? "
Oh damn I thought I was getting each for 5hrs 30 minutes, I love a long session.... quickies it will be then |
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"5 hours, 30 minutes each. Should focus the mind, get them all straight on their A game!
Erm unless I’m missing something, that’s more than one day
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Think you might be, 10 * 30 minutes = 5 hours. I have had a few beers this evening though, so I may have miscounted my fingers! |
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"It’s a good job your not cancelling on me as I’ve just cut my toenails in anticipation
Hope they are painted and polished too "
Can I go first? I wouldn’t want to be stirring anyone else’s porridge |
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"Book a hotel room....problem sorted....gang bang it is i'm afraid.....
Any suggestions of a suitable place with good sound proofing, it’s going to get very noisy
forget the noise.....that's the least of your worries.....
.....but if that is a concern....steer clear of a Travelodge/Premier Inn.....they have walls like tracing paper....
I'd suggest an old solid built building.... "
Why do I need to be worried ?
Old building it is or maybe an Airbnb apartment would be better, they’d have somewhere to wait, watch the TV, order them some food |
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"5 hours, 30 minutes each. Should focus the mind, get them all straight on their A game!
Erm unless I’m missing something, that’s more than one day
10 x 30 minutes = 5 hours?
Oh damn I thought I was getting each for 5hrs 30 minutes, I love a long session.... quickies it will be then "
Fair play to you if you could handle that! |
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"I'm sure some won't last that long "
Erm, that’s a problem... maybe a questionnaire before we start.
Those that think they’ll be quick I’ll send off to do a quick release and then return to perform their duty for a suitable length of time |
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Why do I need to be worried ?
Old building it is or maybe an Airbnb apartment would be better, they’d have somewhere to wait, watch the TV, order them some food "
I'd be worried about the possible fights that may ensure between who goes first and who goes last....haha
great,shout, good old Airbnb |
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"Have they all responded in the affirmative?
Sort them into size order. Start with the tiddlers and end with the hung like a donkeys.
They have, no one goes in the diary until all confirmed... they just don’t know all meeting me on the same day
I’ll have to have a line up preview before I start, as I have no idea what their c*cks are like... eye guidance should be enough or should I bring my tape measure
They all need to send the standard measurement dick pic - Sky remotes. "
The £10 measure is a better gauge
But I never like to know what I’m getting until I decide to unwrap it |
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"Greedy girl bukkake party. You're the type of woman who would relish a good pasting of spunk. Get them to start taking zinc tablets now and you'll get a proper good coating."
A spunk shower, why didn’t I think of that |
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"It’s a good job your not cancelling on me as I’ve just cut my toenails in anticipation
Hope they are painted and polished too
Can I go first? I wouldn’t want to be stirring anyone else’s porridge "
Well I’m picking by size and girth, smallest goes first....
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"5 hours, 30 minutes each. Should focus the mind, get them all straight on their A game!
Erm unless I’m missing something, that’s more than one day
10 x 30 minutes = 5 hours?
Oh damn I thought I was getting each for 5hrs 30 minutes, I love a long session.... quickies it will be then
Fair play to you if you could handle that! "
I’ve never been one to say enough is enough |
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"Get them to bang each other in a dominoes effect configuration then you will have plenty of time leftover. Dare to dream "
A 10 man train ??
That might be a problem for some, anyway what about me... I just sit and watch ? |
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Why do I need to be worried ?
Old building it is or maybe an Airbnb apartment would be better, they’d have somewhere to wait, watch the TV, order them some food
I'd be worried about the possible fights that may ensure between who goes first and who goes last....haha
great,shout, good old Airbnb "
There will be no fighting, they have to listen and play nicely or out the door they go |
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"Get them to bang each other in a dominoes effect configuration then you will have plenty of time leftover. Dare to dream
A 10 man train ??
That might be a problem for some, anyway what about me... I just sit and watch ?"
You can place yourself in whichever part of said domino effect you fancy, jobs a good ‘un |
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"5 hours, 30 minutes each. Should focus the mind, get them all straight on their A game!
Erm unless I’m missing something, that’s more than one day
10 x 30 minutes = 5 hours?
Oh damn I thought I was getting each for 5hrs 30 minutes, I love a long session.... quickies it will be then
Fair play to you if you could handle that!
I’ve never been one to say enough is enough "
#respect |
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"Get them to bang each other in a dominoes effect configuration then you will have plenty of time leftover. Dare to dream
A 10 man train ??
That might be a problem for some, anyway what about me... I just sit and watch ?
You can place yourself in whichever part of said domino effect you fancy, jobs a good ‘un "
Off to check if they are fab straight |
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"5 hours, 30 minutes each. Should focus the mind, get them all straight on their A game!
Erm unless I’m missing something, that’s more than one day
10 x 30 minutes = 5 hours?
Oh damn I thought I was getting each for 5hrs 30 minutes, I love a long session.... quickies it will be then
Fair play to you if you could handle that!
I’ve never been one to say enough is enough
#respect "
Well you only live once and got to make the most of the free time |
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There will be no fighting, they have to listen and play nicely or out the door they go
....I love that kind of authority haha
That’s good as I will be the boss
you going from 10 to 11 now??? "
Damn diary wrong again, I thought you was already on the list
If not you then who |
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you going from 10 to 11 now???
Damn diary wrong again, I thought you was already on the list
If not you then who
....I've just checks mine....I'm not down for being there... "
Maybe the diary is all wrong, I might not be in such a dilemma as I thought |
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Maybe the diary is all wrong, I might not be in such a dilemma as I thought
.....maybe you accidentally put a "0" after the 1 by accident??? Winner if so.... "
I wish that was the case but no it’s names |
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