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What is the worst intro you've had?!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not the worst one I've ever had but this one from today stood out a bit:
'u got any fetishes? do u like being spat at while suckin cock and balls'
He told me I obviously wasn't a sub when I told him where to go 
Also had the Daily Breeding Request but those hardly shock me anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bf wants to throat fuck you till you puke. He's famous btw.
I thanked her and said I didn't like to vomit.
He didn't happen to be a 'professional footballer' did he? "
I reckon we've all had a message from him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a charming intro today from a 22yo straight guy which simply read :-
'Know any girls who want to be fucked by two guys ?'
Never even asked how I was !  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"My bf wants to throat fuck you till you puke. He's famous btw.
I thanked her and said I didn't like to vomit.
He didn't happen to be a 'professional footballer' did he? "
Allegedly so, I do know he is an actor and has sent this kind of message to a few of our busty friends. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got a charming intro today from a 22yo straight guy which simply read :-
'Know any girls who want to be fucked by two guys ?'
Never even asked how I was ! "
That's just rude! How are you? X |
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"My bf wants to throat fuck you till you puke. He's famous btw.
I thanked her and said I didn't like to vomit.
He didn't happen to be a 'professional footballer' did he?
Allegedly so, I do know he is an actor and has sent this kind of message to a few of our busty friends. "
I wonder if he ever managed to meet anyone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a charming intro today from a 22yo straight guy which simply read :-
'Know any girls who want to be fucked by two guys ?'
Never even asked how I was !
That's just rude! How are you? X"
Glad I'm not a girl in the Cork city area on this site looking for a local 22yo charmer
Kind of you to ask. |
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""You mean to tell me you are less than 5 miles away and I haven't been balls deep in your arse yet". 
No you haven't. And never will be. Blocked. it’s just too far, sometimes, ain’t it just?"
I know what you are saying. But that wasn't the way I interpreted it  |
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"Got a charming intro today from a 22yo straight guy which simply read :-
'Know any girls who want to be fucked by two guys ?'
Never even asked how I was ! "
Sounds like the guy I had this week! Will I fuck him and his friend? I declined.
Well, will you fuck just me?
I declined lol! |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Had a guy message saying how'd he would come to my house drag me upstairs slap me cho*e me spit on me fuck all my holes then face fuck me so I couldn't breathe a then cum all over me. Would I like that?
I told him good luck as I live in a bungalow. The told him to get lost in no uncertain terms wouldn't mind but his profile he kept going on about how he is a respectable guy who treats women well. |
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"Had a guy message saying how'd he would come to my house drag me upstairs slap me cho*e me spit on me fuck all my holes then face fuck me so I couldn't breathe a then cum all over me. Would I like that?
I told him good luck as I live in a bungalow. The told him to get lost in no uncertain terms wouldn't mind but his profile he kept going on about how he is a respectable guy who treats women well. "
Love your reply!
My mate lives in a bungalow and double glazing salesmen said if he had downstairs windows he'd get upstairs for free. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Had a guy message saying how'd he would come to my house drag me upstairs slap me cho*e me spit on me fuck all my holes then face fuck me so I couldn't breathe a then cum all over me. Would I like that?
I told him good luck as I live in a bungalow. The told him to get lost in no uncertain terms wouldn't mind but his profile he kept going on about how he is a respectable guy who treats women well.
Love your reply!
My mate lives in a bungalow and double glazing salesmen said if he had downstairs windows he'd get upstairs for free.
Hahaha well that's handy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We once received the message "Giys6". We've never been able to make any sense of it. "
"i" is right next to "u" on the keyboard so I guess he meant guys...I don't know what 6 means though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We once received the message "Giys6". We've never been able to make any sense of it.
"i" is right next to "u" on the keyboard so I guess he meant guys...I don't know what 6 means though "
I often get "wuu2"  |
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