When you see an old cantankerous fucker ding ypur car door by opening his onto it, then he denies it ever happened and calls YOU an asshole!
What do you do?
I called into question his paternity and told him i knew where he lived (i dont, obvs) as he drove off in his piece of crap Kia iFuckwit
What would the good fabbers have done?
Answers on an insurance claim form to the above......
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What I have done..
Note down his reg, description of the driver, time of the incident.
Looked if local shops, offices, have cctv & reported to the police, got crime number, informed insurance
Then sat back & waited.
The last idiot had to pay for a respray on my front passenger door |
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"What I have done..
Note down his reg, description of the driver, time of the incident.
Looked if local shops, offices, have cctv & reported to the police, got crime number, informed insurance
Then sat back & waited.
The last idiot had to pay for a respray on my front passenger door "
Brilliant! I was so mad at him, i didnt even get the reg! My bad  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"What I have done..
Note down his reg, description of the driver, time of the incident.
Looked if local shops, offices, have cctv & reported to the police, got crime number, informed insurance
Then sat back & waited.
The last idiot had to pay for a respray on my front passenger door "
I've done that too. |
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"When you see an old cantankerous fucker ding ypur car door by opening his onto it, then he denies it ever happened and calls YOU an asshole!
What do you do?
I called into question his paternity and told him i knew where he lived (i dont, obvs) as he drove off in his piece of crap Kia iFuckwit
What would the good fabbers have done?
Answers on an insurance claim form to the above......
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Took his Reg and followed him.. |
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"Tbh the size of parking spaces in most carparks require us to exit and enter your vehicle through a space even a small child would struggle with "
I quite agree! Knowing that, i parked well away from everyone else in the middle of an empty bay of 5 and the fuckwit just parked beside me - im a fecking asshole magnet - seems to be the same on fab! Lol |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
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"Tbh the size of parking spaces in most carparks require us to exit and enter your vehicle through a space even a small child would struggle with
I quite agree! Knowing that, i parked well away from everyone else in the middle of an empty bay of 5 and the fuckwit just parked beside me - im a fecking asshole magnet - seems to be the same on fab! Lol "
I do the same and I seem to attract white vans.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tbh the size of parking spaces in most carparks require us to exit and enter your vehicle through a space even a small child would struggle with "
I think it’s the size of the cars
Most are massive now |
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"Questioned his paternity???..... hahahaha sorry but shit thing to happen but I'm crying visualising this ....  "
Lmao - it's nice to know you feel my pain!
Actually, it is pretty funny in hindsight - he nearly crashed into a trolley bay as he "roared" away!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you see an old cantankerous fucker ding ypur car door by opening his onto it, then he denies it ever happened and calls YOU an asshole!
What do you do?
I called into question his paternity and told him i knew where he lived (i dont, obvs) as he drove off in his piece of crap Kia iFuckwit
What would the good fabbers have done?
Answers on an insurance claim form to the above......
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Smash your own door into his and say "Ats us nayyy"  |
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