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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?
I’m just blowing it up  lol their will be a weight limit then  "
No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the bait? 
Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok "
Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the bait?
Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok
Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky."
It can be done, I watched a film on Netflix last night and they survived |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?
I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then
No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings "
for all the swingers who can't swim lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the bait?
Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok
Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky."
 . She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?
I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then
No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings "
Hmm I've only got a swimming certificate for 2 widths of the baths. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?
I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then
No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings
Hmm I've only got a swimming certificate for 2 widths of the baths."
I’ve got a certificate for 1 width in the bath, we’ll be fine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the bait?
Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok
Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.
. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky "
Hello headlamps  you can guide us night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the bait?
Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok
Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.
. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky
Hello headlamps you can guide us night "
Hahahahaha. That’s true!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?
I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then
No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings
Hmm I've only got a swimming certificate for 2 widths of the baths.
I’ve got a certificate for 1 width in the bath, we’ll be fine "
I cheated on the 2nd width. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?
I’m just blowing it up
If it goes bang we’re all wet!
Swimming in shark infested water
God help us! "
He’s on the boat already drinking gin like it’s going out of fashion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the bait?
Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok
Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.
. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky
Hello headlamps you can guide us night
Hahahahaha. That’s true!!"
Let me know when you hit the med and I’ll stand on something with my tits out. You won’t miss me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit iffy on boats I get motion sickness so I better not,the fish may not appreciate me being sick over them."
You can hold the rope from the shoreline so we don’t go too deep |
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"Can I be the bait?
Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok
Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.
. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky
Hello headlamps you can guide us night
Hahahahaha. That’s true!!
Let me know when you hit the med and I’ll stand on something with my tits out. You won’t miss me "
An island in the sea!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the bait?
Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok
Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.
. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky
Hello headlamps you can guide us night
Hahahahaha. That’s true!!
Let me know when you hit the med and I’ll stand on something with my tits out. You won’t miss me
An island in the sea!!! "
I know I’ve put a bit of weight on but that’s a bit harsh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food "
You didn’t say you had jet skis. I’m there on a jet ski. I’ll bring gin and cherries. I can’t stop eating them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food "
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky! "
I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
You didn’t say you had jet skis. I’m there on a jet ski. I’ll bring gin and cherries. I can’t stop eating them "
There’s 12 of them |
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food "
Ooooh a Gin Palace now you’re talking!
It’s ok folks! The inflatable blew out |
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"I get seasick in boats so no thank you. I’ll shoot past on my jet ski though and give a wave
Won’t that make you sea sick too?
No because I’m in control. You know how I like that "
Oh yes I know you do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!
I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh "
A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ... |
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By *razoMan
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food "
Can I bring my DJ mate? |
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!
I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh
A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ..."
Lmao! Blow up yacht  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Ooooh a Gin Palace now you’re talking!
It’s ok folks! The inflatable blew out "
I cried when it blew off  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!
I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh
A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ..."
I’m out of breathe, I need help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!"
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!
I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh
A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...
Lmao! Blow up yacht "
They’re on sale 2 for 1 here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!
I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh
A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...
I’m out of breathe, I need help "
Stand aside Cheeky, I'll blow for you ... |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!
I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh
A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...
I’m out of breathe, I need help "
Ok Cheeky. I’ll help you blow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!
I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh
A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...
I’m out of breathe, I need help
Ok Cheeky. I’ll help you blow "
There she blows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good "
This is worrying ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food
Can I bring my DJ mate? "
Yes of course you can |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good "
It’s fine, it’s got a cracked glass bottom too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I just check? We're fishing for sharks in an over capacity inflatable boat loaded with booze?"
Yes, that’s correct, what could possibly go wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ..."
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up "
I think the lifeboat would be better ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
I think the lifeboat would be better ... "
I can see a RN frigate on the horizon  |
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up "
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall "
That's tide and wind for you ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ..."
We’re heading for Spain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ...
We’re heading for Spain "
Have you got the chart Cheeky?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ...
We’re heading for Spain
Have you got the chart Cheeky? "
I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ...
We’re heading for Spain
Have you got the chart Cheeky?
I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it "
Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ... |
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ...
We’re heading for Spain
Have you got the chart Cheeky?
I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it
Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ..."
this thread has made me laugh all day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ...
We’re heading for Spain
Have you got the chart Cheeky?
I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it
Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ...
this thread has made me laugh all day!"
Me too.....I need to read through it properly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ...
We’re heading for Spain
Have you got the chart Cheeky?
I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it
Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ..."
What’s that in feet and inches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An inflatable boat?
No thanks! 
It’s a blow up yacht long kegs, get your arse in
Legs not kegs
That made me snigger "
Kegs make a good float aid & I kinda think some are going to need them on this voyage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread
I can see that on your pants
That’s margarine and they’re weren’t my knickers "
Were you lining a cake tin with pants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread
I can see that on your pants
That’s margarine and they’re weren’t my knickers
Were you lining a cake tin with pants
Yes, with sex wee "
We’re you making a pea cake |
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"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread
I can see that on your pants
That’s margarine and they’re weren’t my knickers
Were you lining a cake tin with pants
Yes, with sex wee
We’re you making a pea cake "
No, cheese cake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m still on it
If the boats is sinking and I have no arm bands on can I hug on to u to say afloat I can't swim and I know you will float with the big air bags so I sit next to u "
We won’t sink, it’s a blow up yacht |
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"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?
Yes you may DC
Me too please, I need to lose my white bits
Noooo white bits are nice.
I have far too many, two tone tits are abit strange looking "
Even in Dudley   |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?
Yes you may DC
Me too please, I need to lose my white bits
Noooo white bits are nice.
I have far too many, two tone tits are abit strange looking
Even in Dudley "
Especially in Dudley! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be happy to come on your boat.....do you have another lifejacket like that one?
No, just the one "
If we go overboard I shall just have to hang on to you then..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d like to come cast my net if I may.
I think you are still on the yacht as well Fiddles
I fell out in that rough patch round the needles. "
Where were the needles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ...
We’re heading for Spain
Have you got the chart Cheeky?
I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it
Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ...
What’s that in feet and inches "
Um, five feet nine inches? |
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"The plugs come out and the water is coming in!! Quick, find containers to bale it out
Everyman for himself...see ya "
Woman overboard!! Every man for himself!! |
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"The plugs come out and the water is coming in!! Quick, find containers to bale it out
Everyman for himself...see ya
Woman overboard!! Every man for himself!!
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We could of used the cups of the ladies bikinis if we hadn’t of been naked ..... someone put their cock in the plug hole.. bit like the boy and the dyke ... stop thinking he’d been with a lesbian |
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"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that
Is there something we should know about the yacht?!
What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good
This is worrying ...
Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up
But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall
That's tide and wind for you ...
We’re heading for Spain
Have you got the chart Cheeky?
I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it
Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ...
What’s that in feet and inches
Um, five feet nine inches? "
Is that very far |
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