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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The wife’s at work this bank holiday morn,

Which is shit cos I’ve got the horn,

What to do? My minds a blank,

I’m still in bed so I might have a ........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hard and horny here too! Naked and alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hard and horny here too! Naked and alone

Crap when I’m in bed with a raging hard on and she’s not here to take care of it!!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

Bloody hell, reading that has just made me horny Meli.

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By *ieandteaseMan over a year ago

Wiltshire

"The wife’s at work this bank holiday morn,

Which is shit cos I’ve got the horn,

What to do? My minds a blank,

I’m still in bed so I might have a ........

Could have a wank over your wife's nipples pics. I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And me haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

Jesus!!! Think I’ve just cum anyway

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The wife’s at work this bank holiday morn,

Which is shit cos I’ve got the horn,

What to do? My minds a blank,

I’m still in bed so I might have a ........

Could have a wank over your wife's nipples pics. I am. "

Go for it, sure you won’t be the first, they are very nice nipples

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By *ieandteaseMan over a year ago

Wiltshire

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

Jesus!!! Think I’ve just cum anyway

Someone certainly spaffed a big load over her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

I would have said spiff it out my fellow word smith!

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By *ieandteaseMan over a year ago

Wiltshire

"The wife’s at work this bank holiday morn,

Which is shit cos I’ve got the horn,

What to do? My minds a blank,

I’m still in bed so I might have a ........

Could have a wank over your wife's nipples pics. I am.

Go for it, sure you won’t be the first, they are very nice nipples

Might just have to pretend she's not at work but here tit wanking me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The wife’s at work this bank holiday morn,

Which is shit cos I’ve got the horn,

What to do? My minds a blank,

I’m still in bed so I might have a ........

Could have a wank over your wife's nipples pics. I am.

Go for it, sure you won’t be the first, they are very nice nipples

Might just have to pretend she's not at work but here tit wanking me off"

Love getting a nice tit wank from her, especially when she’s on her back so I can slide up into her mouth as well!!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

I sorted mine earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sorted mine earlier

I trust you enjoyed sir!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

Aww I need some of that romance in my life.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"I sorted mine earlier

I trust you enjoyed sir!!

It was a 7/10 I'd say. Always room for improvement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same here just woke up just starting now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

Haha surely there’s nothing more romantic

Aww I need some of that romance in my life."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sorted mine earlier

I trust you enjoyed sir!!

It was a 7/10 I'd say. Always room for improvement

Very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The problem is, if you have a wank

You'll have to find something from your bank,

Surely it'd be better to wait for your wife to come back,

And then you can spaff it out all over her crack.

Who said romance is dead eh

Aww I need some of that romance in my life."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm working on mine now looking at you lot!

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