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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Seeing as the forum is the font of all knowledge....

Ive just cooked some fish for dinner - which was delicious by the way - but now the house stinks.

Other than air freshener and burning candles, any other top tips for getting rid of the smell quickly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bicarbonate soda mixed with lemon juice and warm water. Put in spray bottle, spray around room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat a nice juicy rare steak, instead, next time?

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Eat a nice juicy rare steak, instead, next time?

Thats tomorrows menu

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"bicarbonate soda mixed with lemon juice and warm water. Put in spray bottle, spray around room "

That sounds good - will have to find my spray bottle though....

I dont suppose an anal douche would work quite the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put a large pan of water on and boil your tea towels with some soap powder in. Always smells lovely when I do it. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put a large pan of water on and boil your tea towels with some soap powder in. Always smells lovely when I do it. xxx"

Or zap em in the microwave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah smash all the windows and doors open with a sledge hammer and remove the fire place completely to open the air vents right up.

I also recomend wearing a dust mask due to health n safety and all that tickle tackle.

Hope this helps yeah and hey leave the washing up for a while you put ya feet up and enjoy ur evening. Wrap up warm tho its going to get windy afterwards x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bicarbonate soda mixed with lemon juice and warm water. Put in spray bottle, spray around room

That sounds good - will have to find my spray bottle though....

I dont suppose an anal douche would work quite the same

Haha don't think so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lemon cut in half with water n washing up liquid pop in microwave...gets rid of odours .......

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"bicarbonate soda mixed with lemon juice and warm water. Put in spray bottle, spray around room

That sounds good - will have to find my spray bottle though....

I dont suppose an anal douche would work quite the same

Haha don't think so

Ok I found a bottle, made the mix, its has exploded like a sherbet fountain and the bubbles wont go up the spray nozzle.

Time for Plan B...

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Yeah smash all the windows and doors open with a sledge hammer and remove the fire place completely to open the air vents right up.

I also recomend wearing a dust mask due to health n safety and all that tickle tackle.

Hope this helps yeah and hey leave the washing up for a while you put ya feet up and enjoy ur evening. Wrap up warm tho its going to get windy afterwards x"

Thanks for that, Ill use than one as Plan X if thats ok with you...

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"lemon cut in half with water n washing up liquid pop in microwave...gets rid of odours ......."

This is Plan B

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

lay in the kitchen with no pantieson, and your legs wide apart....

have to get the smell from somewhere

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"bicarbonate soda mixed with lemon juice and warm water. Put in spray bottle, spray around room

That sounds good - will have to find my spray bottle though....

I dont suppose an anal douche would work quite the same

Haha don't think so

Ok I found a bottle, made the mix, its has exploded like a sherbet fountain and the bubbles wont go up the spray nozzle.

Time for Plan B..."

how about leve the smells, just rub some vicks under your nose......mmmmmmmmmm mentholly freshness

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Put a large pan of water on and boil your tea towels with some soap powder in. Always smells lovely when I do it. xxx"

Will a wok do? Plan C....

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"lay in the kitchen with no pantieson, and your legs wide apart....

have to get the smell from somewhere

Oi!

Has someone been talking??

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

"lay in the kitchen with no pantieson, and your legs wide apart....

have to get the smell from somewhere

Oi!

Has someone been talking??

no, but its why women arent allowed to swim in the sea.

makes the fish smell funny. lol

sure, i loves ya really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Garlic covers bad odours - guaranteed

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

frech coffee or freshly baked bread, no idea if it covers the smell, but really, its a much better smell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah smash all the windows and doors open with a sledge hammer and remove the fire place completely to open the air vents right up.

I also recomend wearing a dust mask due to health n safety and all that tickle tackle.

Hope this helps yeah and hey leave the washing up for a while you put ya feet up and enjoy ur evening. Wrap up warm tho its going to get windy afterwards x

Thanks for that, Ill use than one as Plan X if thats ok with you...

X marks the spot kiddo. Thats a great point and glad you have raised it. ALWAYS chalk up your first point of contact with an X when using a sledge hammer.

Be very careful that X aint over the feckin water or gas main tho or you may fing the house will take care of its self leaving you far less strenuous work to do. Giving you all the time in the world to fill in those insurance numpty forms

hmmmm Timbers DIY tips folks me thinks this could catch on???

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"bicarbonate soda mixed with lemon juice and warm water. Put in spray bottle, spray around room

That sounds good - will have to find my spray bottle though....

I dont suppose an anal douche would work quite the same

Haha don't think so

Ok I found a bottle, made the mix, its has exploded like a sherbet fountain and the bubbles wont go up the spray nozzle.

Time for Plan B..."

Thank feck you didn't use the douche....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bicarbonate soda mixed with lemon juice and warm water. Put in spray bottle, spray around room

That sounds good - will have to find my spray bottle though....

I dont suppose an anal douche would work quite the same

Haha don't think so

Ok I found a bottle, made the mix, its has exploded like a sherbet fountain and the bubbles wont go up the spray nozzle.

Time for Plan B...

Thank feck you didn't use the douche....

Omg I almost choked lmfao

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

The only sea food I won't cook in the house is Whelks, my god they chuck up.

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn i forgot to say leave plenty of room for bubbles to form and then evaporate before using. It does work really well as it's naturally antibacterial and odour eliminating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put a large pan of water on and boil your tea towels with some soap powder in. Always smells lovely when I do it. xxx

Will a wok do? Plan C....

....... as long as you don't let it boil dry, nothing worse than burning wok smell lol xx

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Damn i forgot to say leave plenty of room for bubbles to form and then evaporate before using. It does work really well as it's naturally antibacterial and odour eliminating"

Now you tell me when my house looks like theres been an explosion in Widow Twankys Laundry!!

Ive sussed it anyway - Im making some more marmalade tomorrow so Im cooking the oranges now and they smell lovely.

Anyone, feel free to have a sniff!

Thanks for the tips though folks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Close your legs, the dinner was just a front..........

I love the smell of fish though

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Close your legs, the dinner was just a front..........