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I've just had a letter back from Screw Fix....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They said they regret to inform me, that they are NOT a Dating Agency

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

"They said they regret to inform me, that they are NOT a Dating Agency

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thats me screwed then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just found my first grey pubic hair, nothing strange there you might think,

but in a Greggs pasty ffs!

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By *obsrocketMan over a year ago

Loughborough

They told me they dont sell viagra either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They said they regret to inform me, that they are NOT a Dating Agency

So tell me. What exactly happened on your last trip to the 'Do-it-yourself' store?

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

"They said they regret to inform me, that they are NOT a Dating Agency

just reminded me i put an application for a job in with them, and havent heard anything lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They said they regret to inform me, that they are NOT a Dating Agency

So tell me. What exactly happened on your last trip to the 'Do-it-yourself' store?

Well.... I went to Wickes and asked for four candles....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a similar letter back from no nails some months ago now. They pointed me in the right direction of fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They said they regret to inform me, that they are NOT a Dating Agency

So tell me. What exactly happened on your last trip to the 'Do-it-yourself' store?

Well.... I went to Wickes and asked for four candles....

fork handles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They said they regret to inform me, that they are NOT a Dating Agency

So tell me. What exactly happened on your last trip to the 'Do-it-yourself' store?

Well.... I went to Wickes and asked for four candles....

fork handles?"

Exactly......

Reminds me of a rugby song about the Chicago department store...

'A Kitcat she wanted,

four fingers she got

And I don't work there anymore..'

La La

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is fork handles in the wind a shovel up your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is fork handles in the wind a shovel up your arse?"

Eh?

I don't know mate is that like 'a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not exactly. The 'wind' in this case is flatulence driven

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Message from,

www.Adultdate. com.

Your dating ad has been on our website for nine years now without any reply.

Do you want us to try one week without a picture?

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