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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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As you were

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in again

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Not in the truest sense of the word but there was a lot of teasing, and edging, and a vibrating butt plug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're in.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the toilets at a Micheal Bublé concert

Back of a national express bus in the early 90's

There are more lol

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

Always in

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Still all over this people....as if you need to ask if I'm in!! Haha

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By *rontmanMan over a year ago

Derby and often London

Wow round 13 already! So the kinkiest/horniest thing I’ve done was probably when I had a gorgeous lady sucking my cock and fingering my ass at the same time, this obviously led me to cum in her mouth, we then kissed very passionately and slowly, was pretty amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At lunch time on a Friday, on a park bench on Hartlepool marina, as the boats sailed in and out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blowjob, in a theatre backstage

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By *rontmanMan over a year ago

Derby and often London

Nottingham man wins euro millions!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lottery winner sticks 2 fingers up to her exes as she buys a private island with her new man"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ate my hamster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably a driving offence or breach of the peace haha

Fingers always seem to do a better job!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a sitcom but I’ve been compared to eastenders’ Stacey slater, looks and personality wise haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From round 12.

No I haven’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I definitely would x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never paid for sex, and probably never would.... I’ve had private dances with stripper tho.... and that ended up with my hand being held where I’d not normally have expected it to be... hahaha

So who knows.... x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We both have the same taste in women - inked, curvy and natural. We frequently send each other Insta profiles to perv over. He's not bi and I have no interest in anyone's dick but his. So women it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Young/older

My mates mother

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sex with an ex girlfriends mum. Girlfriend fell asleep after a few drinks and mum came into me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None of it has been filthy, just wholesome sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dad’s funeral 5 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She was seen literally licking the boss's arse.

I'm not going to spread it around, I just told that one person known to gossip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can plaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm like Penny. My man is a a bit geeky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure, just don't leave marks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I do, well not one in particular but a fwb from here is 100% best I’ve even had

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Water sports

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

A lovely lady who happened to be riding my face at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Del Boy

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By *unky_monkMan over a year ago

SE London

Getting pounced on in Richmond Park by a rather lovely lady

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I thought that I was already....am I not then...anyway...

1) All women must meet me at least once....only a social....with an offering of cake or biscuits....as I like to make friends....but we both know more will happen....if you choose the right ones...

2) All sex pests who spoil it for everyone else will be burned at the stake....

3) Make forum piss taking mandatory.....if you got no smarts, no intelligence or just nothing funny to say.....your outta here....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my wedding day. That seal of the deal kiss.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m in for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jos Turner - Your Man

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m going to say the mum from Modern Family

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I haven’t ever done that.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm in for a bit.

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By *otnew16Man over a year ago

Dartford

I’m in.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m going to say ...

SJ and G3orgie. They count as one.

LaceyandSam. They count as one.

Intrigued. They count as one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ruby-kaiser Chiefs

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

In for a bit

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

A cross between Lisa from The Simpsons, Dobby from Peep Show and Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Hmm would probably be a couple actually. Maybe G3orgie and SJ or LVM and thatoddone

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

It's gotta be the lazy song....Bruno mars....then people can't moan at me....as I'm telling them that I'm actually not planning on doing anything....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do. I think both in terms of popularity and what they get out of it. Especially for single people.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

PinkSwing

Love them and miss them but they’re happy doing their own thing

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

We were in bed, I turned my back for a snuggle and Bob’s your uncle!

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I'm bored at work so i'm in for a bit

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You're such an imp! Good job I love you. Because I am pragmatic and realistic but that could change. Might change. I doubt it.

This is vague enough to get away with.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I would stay. I think it’s more about the people, the interactions and the MLS for me than anything else at the moment.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm in.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No I haven't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A WhatsApp video from my neice

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Ava. It is simple and pretty

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a terrible dancer! But I try to dance hands free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If I knew that, it wouldn't be a shock by definition.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

So I was walking down the street this morning when my jaw hit the floor....I saw the biggest, most monstrous beaver! It was huge, i've never seen anything quite like it. Why would the world need such a big beaver?

Then I realised...it's Super Beaver, on his way to fix that broken dam

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Probably that I like to be the one in control

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

It depends how the mood takes me as it can be either depending on the person.....but normally...

A nice soft slow gentle peck to start...then slip in a cheeky little bit of teasing tongue...see how its reciorocated....and work the magic from there...teasing all the time until the full deep tongue penetration is required....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm would probably be a couple actually. Maybe G3orgie and SJ or LVM and thatoddone"

What are we doing?

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I'd go walking in the countryside with someone I love spending time with...preferably somewhere isolated so we don't see anyone else. No distractions other than the beauty of nature itself. Sit and eat a picnic lunch, possibly call into a country pub for a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I've had so many amazing experiences that it's impossible to choose just one

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

There's not one set way which is a dull response. If I can tell you're enjoying me as much as I am you, that would be the starting point.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeing my daughter this morning. Always makes me smile x

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Hmm would probably be a couple actually. Maybe G3orgie and SJ or LVM and thatoddone

What are we doing?

I know!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Try chocolate covered Brazil nuts he said

Good job I had my bbq tongues to hand to recover it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be Monica from friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd only planned on a game of bingo, but when all the old ladies started flirting and offered you payment in kind you decided to do your first ever public striptease.

You received a standing ovation along with some unusual payments and n amazing feeling of self worth

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By *scouple07Couple over a year ago

louth, Ireland

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Del Boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a hospital lift

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most my mates are in there 50s so fuck nooooooo

Mates sister tho

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Well I already have almost all of them needed to be fair....

....but if I could have only one....

I would want the power to be able to pleasure a woman without even touching her....that would be amazing....think of the Bruce Almighty scene....

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By *estSussexGuy76Man over a year ago

copthorne

Afternoon, I'm in ..

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

There's a film called Office Uprising. Have you watched it? Like that crossed with Carry on films and closing time at a Wetherspoons on a Saturday night.

In my dreams it's a lot better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I haven't ,

Anything is possible with the right person though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never have,I'm a lover not a fighter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over enthusiastically tying someone's arms to their ankles for the first time.

Actually, "it doesn't look possible" has come up during play.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When to investigate where you had put my Christmas tree,when I said I wanted it somewhere put in a good place I didn't mean on the top of the angel of the North

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Most unlike me but I haven't actually decided yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead cats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have. Not as easy as it looks on the movies, needs lots and lots more practice. I can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in- Mrs

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By *estSussexGuy76Man over a year ago

copthorne

I was once fucked so hard she snapped my banjo .... No sex for 3 months was the hardest part ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh so many things

Sucking two cocks, spit roast, DP and showing off playing and squirting for them both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of both

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I was walking down the road and this group of little shit teenagers started harassing me. Name calling, tugging at me. I had not had a good day and my rage took over. I went absolute ninja on them and stole all their snacks, and half a beer. I told them all off like a mum and walked away smiling. It was a good day.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

That you eventually got yourself together and everyone you shared a bed with in the YMCA had a whip round and bought you some provisions for your new life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steaks or fish

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'm gonna have to go with sex.....it keeps me more fit and healthy

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'm gonna say....the bear gets my beatings....I'd be in a more even keel than being in the water, flailing around like a kipper, trying to fight and tread water....

....plus I could slide between his legs and perform my patented gooch grab, rendering him all but useless to attack me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in. Ask away

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By *estSussexGuy76Man over a year ago

copthorne

Back of the taxi while the driver was clearly watching

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

So I decided to to visit my local swingers club last night, it was a little daunting to say the least but a lovely couple bought me a drink to replace me, next thing I knew I was being untied from a chair in the dungeon room, with everyone thanking me for the best night ever, I don't what happened but was told that told that it was....

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

**relax not replace....

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

So I would be a wooden spoon.....

Because....everyone should have one....I'm good for all occasions....multi purpose useful....I love to be put in a bowl....I love to stir things up....I firm and reliable.....oh and I love to be licked clean....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, there’s these things called stomp rockets, with a small pump that expels the rocket. I stuck it on there, then I laid back legs open and G stomped and it fired the little dildo up and in and it was wedged in there. Had to go to A& E to have it removed. Mortified

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

I imagine that people will mingle, chat, flirt some as the drinks begin to flow. Some people will disappear with others, not to be seen until the "evening activities" wherever they may be. Others will disappear and them turn up later with ruffled hair and satisfied grin.

I think it'll be some good dirty fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was Sunderland football club's record signing and that's what they offered me as a signing in bonus!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Too many people with filter blocks be more open to the fun and games....Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too many people with filter blocks be more open to the fun and games....Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mid 2005, I met a retired couple at a west London social and a few days later visited them. I treated it how I would like my cock sucked and it was a lot easier than I anticipated. Didn't swallow, snowballed with the female part of the couple while he returned the favour. I didn't enjoy his skills as much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Picking one is difficult, and depends on mood. At the moment I'm into rope play so those meets were I've tied someone up appeal the most.

That said, when pleasant surprises happen then it tends to be the best.

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

Best part for me was me n her 69'd with her on top.

I was licking her clit and pussy and the shaft of his cock while he fucked her doggy style.. When she orgasmed, he pulled out and slipped his hot rock solid cock into my mouth and I got to taste her sweet juices and his pre cum, while he gave me a proper good throat fuckin, after it he said it was the best sucking n deepthroatin he'd ever had

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

The ceiling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God,no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a word yes

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS over a year ago

London

I'm in

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

No never done it but would like to try

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I did. Once upon a time

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

I love both but I'm more of a bum man

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm in for a wee while

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Is real best?

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

Favourite part is the lounge, some funny folk on here bring a smile to my face

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I feel this is going quite well. I like your penis. Shall we?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I have doritos and dips, wispa bites, starburst and M and Ms. I may not eat them all

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Serena Williams starts the day giving me a brutal full body massage, then gets comfy on my face until Idris Elba arrives for my afternoon session.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Babs? Babs who? Did she go to this school?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on il rejoin

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

If the little green people arrived this evening, they would be welcomed with a bbq, drinks and a trip to a local club to meet the fine folk of fab

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

CumAsYouAre

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Invisible. I just think it would be a lot more practical than flight. Imagine what you can get away with being invisible

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I don’t really have one. It’s more about the person than the act.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. What do I do?!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Sarah Connor obviously, a badass

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

Probably something like fabcliche or helloladies

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Back in

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Ooh I don't know if I could choose just one! My second mmf when I tried DP for the first time would be up there though.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I can play a while.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Laid back, funny, quiet, loyal.

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS over a year ago

London

Ooo good question ha

Possibly super Louise, mix my name with superwoman

get rid of bottom because that's quite obvious

xxx

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

In for a few

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'd like the night in with wine, and I consider a kebab to be good food so I'll take that as well

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yes and I'm going out for lunch then to the cinema where I will be groped in the back row and see the new Tarantino film

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mr NSAchick

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I'm useless at choosing usernames - before I left I was winterfire, so I'd probably go back to that, or some other reference to a book I like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in x

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

B - I prefer animals to humans

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

B - I prefer animals to humans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A whisk.

Not averse to a little whipping.

A good action results in a yummy batter and I too loved to be licked clean

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Catching up!

I'll guess "How did your first foray into the world of petty theft work out?"

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It was like a still from a horror film, a guy in a suit with a mad blank face. Creepy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Draw one on my arse - it probably looks better anyway.

Might even have the added benefit of losing some weight.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Morning

Definitely a nice rough deep tissue massage, I'm not really a girly girl so I'd skip the beauty stuff.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Assuming I didn't die, I'd get myself a robocop body and attach it to that.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Foreign correspondent/ obs/gyn doctor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are many options i like prince of orgasms

God of orgasms

Pull my fist

The troll slayer

Keep off the grass

Master of whispers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex with my mates girlfriend at my house

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No way, I would look around at everyone else in disgust.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No chance, I'd let everyone think that it was you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends how hot and full it was - if I owned up I could have lots of space

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Hmm, I would read the moment. If I found him attractive and he wasn't with a partner, I'd have an obvious look and give him a wink. Otherwise I'd tactfully ignore the situation, these things happen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join this? X

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