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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the one worth suffering for.

Bob Marley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't eat spicy chilly if your bowel movement isn't settled

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you tell a big enough lie often enough..people will believe it.

Adolf Hitler.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dont eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do or do not. There is no try

Mahatma Ghandi

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan over a year ago

Northern England

Two quotes actually - contentious ones, from Marlene Deitrich:

"Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him".

"To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates

Marlene Dietrich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you couldn't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding

Joan of Arc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marmitexxx you are so handsome and you have a massive cock.

Your mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s all fun and games until someone lose an eye

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 21/08/19 20:44:25]

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

But I'd add women or change it to people now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And did those feet in ancient time, walk upon Englands

Walk upon England's mountains green

John McClane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sir if you were my husband I would poison your food.

Madam if I was your husband I would eat it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's a reason god gave us two ears ,two eyes and one mouth, it's so you can listen and watch twice as much as you talk..

Sir Alex Ferguson

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Father used to say along time ago that has always stuck with me.

"If everyone around you is saying you are d*unk, maybe it's time to sit down"

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken

I can resist everything except temptation.

Both by Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

Stephen Fry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sir if you were my husband I would poison your food.

Madam if I was your husband I would eat it.

Winston Churchill

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Only one man in 1000 is a leader of men .

the other 999 follow women.

Groucho Marx.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Three kinds of cheesecake is probably enough for one day..(me, 5 mins ago)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you think you can,or you think your can't-

Your right!

Stewie-Family Guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t trouble trouble ‘till trouble trouble you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can put lipstick on a pig but its still a pig

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mess wit bull get horns upt arse

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By *cd and scruffCouple over a year ago

Rochester

"Three kinds of cheesecake is probably enough for one day..(me, 5 mins ago)"

Best one so far. ?? ??

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I'm Irish. We think sideways - Spike Milligan

It’s true I heard him say it too

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Never shave with a broken bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One Stephen Fry has just said live on BBC TV.

" It matters at the time.. but it doesn't matter in the end"

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"If you tell a big enough lie often enough..people will believe it.

Adolf Hitler."

Joseph Goebbels said that, not Hitler

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you tell a big enough lie often enough..people will believe it.

Adolf Hitler.

Joseph Goebbels said that, not Hitler "
it's written in mein kampf before he met Goebbels. Joseph Goebbels also stated it

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"If you tell a big enough lie often enough..people will believe it.

Adolf Hitler.

Joseph Goebbels said that, not Hitler it's written in mein kampf before he met Goebbels. Joseph Goebbels also stated it"

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My wife’s so fat.........

Bernard Manning

Is this not quite the right type of quote.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have an aptitude for the written word, I have a natural bent.

Ernie Wise.

See what I did there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My wife’s so fat.........

Bernard Manning

Is this not quite the right type of quote."

I'm not saying my wife's fat but she's got her own gravitational pull

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

my neighbour asked if he could borrow my lawn mower , I said of course you can as long as you don't take it out of my garden .

Eric Morecambe

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Lady Astor: Mr Churchill, you are d*unk!

Winston Churchill: And you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

There are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky

Homer Simpson

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

"If you couldn't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding

Joan of Arc"

I will eat your meat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky

Homer Simpson"

Haven't heard that before.. that's quite a clever saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“live long and prosper”

Darth Vader

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5x5 rule -

If it's not going to matter in 5 years don't spend more than 5 minutes being upset by it

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

"Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Jesus Suffering Fuck !!

Billy Connolly

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"If it's a stupid idea but it works, it's not a stupid idea."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence".

Helen Keller

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“live long and prosper”

Darth Vader "
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who !

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I think, therefore I'm Sam

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

Blackadder

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Do u know this piano is on my foot..

U hum it son I’ll play it

PG tips advert

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

If nothing else works, a total pigheaded unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through

Black adder goes fourth