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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quiche, I thought you said quickie!

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Yo Spunkbubble are you hard yet?

Is my favourite opener

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm gonna fuck you in the fucking fanny"

Works every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would very much like to insert my erect penis into your slightly damp vaginal area.

Thanks in advance X

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Or....”I’ve got a wet fanny, come and lick it dry”

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Ohh yeahhh baby yeahhhh me like that

( never have i ever text those words )

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I’d love to tounge that ass

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

“I’ve got an itchy tonsil. Can i use your cock to scratch it?”

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Hurry up I’m running out of 5p’s

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"“I’ve got an itchy tonsil. Can i use your cock to scratch it?”"

The winner

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’m like jelly when a lady says ‘Text me in 5, gives me chance to pick the scab off it.’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or....”I’ve got a wet fanny, come and lick it dry”

If they're licking it dry. They're doing it wrong

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"“I’ve got an itchy tonsil. Can i use your cock to scratch it?”"

I'm going to use this.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

“If i suck your cock tonight can i have control of the Sky remote?”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow, someone Is on fire...xD oh wait it's me aaaaaaaaaaah heeeelp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""I'm gonna fuck you in the fucking fanny"

Works every time

Inbetweeners .. watch a lot ?

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Or....”I’ve got a wet fanny, come and lick it dry”

NICE

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"“If i suck your cock tonight can i have control of the Sky remote?”"

no...sorry....football is on duck....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"“I’ve got an itchy tonsil. Can i use your cock to scratch it?”"

I guarantee this would work if you used it on here

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

can I show you a magic trick.....tell me when you feel my finger in your bum...."yes I can"...Look....NO HANDS....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

can I show you a magic trick.....tell me when you feel my finger in your bum...."yes I can"...Look....NO HANDS....

I'm sure she ll be very impressed

ahaha

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By *illingVicMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

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By *illingVicMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"Yo Spunkbubble are you hard yet?

Is my favourite opener"

The PERFECT sext!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

can I show you a magic trick.....tell me when you feel my finger in your bum...."yes I can"...Look....NO HANDS....

I'm sure she ll be very impressed

ahaha"

.....you haven't seen the size of my shovels.....I mean hands.....

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Bend over u bitch I’m going smack yr back doors in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

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honey I can smell the toast burning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

honey I can smell the toast burning

What kind of sexting is that ..

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

I've been baking. Do you fancy sucking the cream out of my cream horn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

honey I can smell the toast burning

What kind of sexting is that ..

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burnt offerings it's a fetish of mine

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

There is an articulate art to sexting! Not everyone has the ability or the vocabulary without turning the conversation into something distasteful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

There is an articulate art to sexting! Not everyone has the ability or the vocabulary without turning the conversation into something distasteful

"
Mine is always tasty

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

There is an articulate art to sexting! Not everyone has the ability or the vocabulary without turning the conversation into something distasteful

Mine is always tasty

I’ve not tried it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

There is an articulate art to sexting! Not everyone has the ability or the vocabulary without turning the conversation into something distasteful

Mine is always tasty

I’ve not tried it

"
lol omg I can't believe you said that.......... Well theirs a first time for everything, I'll get the pineapple in now

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Chance would be a fine thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been baking. Do you fancy sucking the cream out of my cream horn?

Bit over the top .. no?

Don't know who'll fall for that

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

"I've been baking. Do you fancy sucking the cream out of my cream horn?

Bit over the top .. no?

Don't know who'll fall for that

A cake innuendo? Good job it wasn't aimed at you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quiche, I thought you said quickie! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Just ease it into me....”

I’m like...”what?? My phone??”

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

Am so cold and your legs would make a lovely scarf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As I am typing this, I Can't help but think of so many better uses for my fingers and thumbs. If phones were not invented I could dedicate all of my efforts on you

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What's your favourite line to use and read while at it ..

There is an articulate art to sexting! Not everyone has the ability or the vocabulary without turning the conversation into something distasteful

Mine is always tasty

I’ve not tried it

lol omg I can't believe you said that.......... Well theirs a first time for everything, I'll get the pineapple in now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s sexting?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"What’s sexting?

A bit like oil changing your car Doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s sexting?

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s sexting?

A bit like oil changing your car Doc

I think the sump needs emptying and the engine refreshed with a full oil change. It’s due an MOT and Service.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“If i suck your cock tonight can i have control of the Sky remote?”"

I like your style.

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