Want to drink from the sauce, being face sat, licking pissy, then suddenly a shower of golden liquid starts flowing, in my mouth and all over my face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Want to drink from the sauce, being face sat, licking pissy, then suddenly a shower of golden liquid starts flowing, in my mouth and all over my face. "

Can I buy your phone a present for the autocorrects?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Would it be early morning pee or late night pee

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This reminds me of that great line in the Green Mile .

" Piss on Me "

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By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Any advice? "

As long as you don't mind it being in small plastic bottles and ambient temperature, I can send you quite a lot.

Don't worry about the debris and 'threads' that you can see when you give the pots a gentle shake and hold them up to the light, that's just indicative of non-specific urethritis.

Doctor Delerium

West Country Poundland Pathology

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Any advice?

As long as you don't mind it being in small plastic bottles and ambient temperature, I can send you quite a lot.

Don't worry about the debris and 'threads' that you can see when you give the pots a gentle shake and hold them up to the light, that's just indicative of non-specific urethritis.

Doctor Delerium

West Country Poundland Pathology"

Your broken...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Message me OP if your struggling with this. I’ll happily piss in a pint glass for you and let you drink it. Hey I’ll even put a little umbrella in it as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Break in the ladys loos and sup it out the bog we all know how scruffy some girls toilets are

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

Surely warm, flat prosecco is the equivalent of Sunday morning lady wee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure she hasn't eaten white aspergus before

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By *2and3quartersWoman over a year ago

Bumbletown

Ah man.. you've put me off my crumpets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure she hasn't eaten white aspergus before "
or maybe beetroot juice

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

If she drinks lots of water beforehand it will dilute it nicely to a clear colour and not taste so strong. If she doesn't drink much it will be very strong. The warmth is the surprising thing. I have played watersports but not up for drinking it myself. I prefer my drinks out of a lager tap...

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By *iglittleoneMan over a year ago

B76 is home

Yes please Blackmidnight

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Any advice? "

The lady who introduced me to pee play used to bring two bottles of Buck’s Fizz to our play meets. They were good times OP, thanks for reminding me

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