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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i said for the guys nosey 
hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"
not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear 
whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits
im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like 
any tips or advice greatly appreciated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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magic shaving powder...be very careful with it and follow the instructions carefully...you will only make the mistake of keeping it on too long once, I guarantee it...lolz, was agony for about 3 days, get timing right and there is nothing to beat it, no shaving rash no irritation, its great..
hope thats what you were after
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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i said for the guys nosey
hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"
not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear
whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits
im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like
any tips or advice greatly appreciated "
im very good with a cut throat razor if you need a helping hand??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just get yourself a Fusion,grip your sac round the base, so your balls look like E.T's head and go for it,no problemo!
Can't for the life of me understand this fear some guys have of shaving their nuts. 
Always do it when youv'e been in the shower or bath for a few mins to soften the bristles.
You can use foam,gel or whatever but I prefer a bit of shower gel,so I can still see what I'm doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i said for the guys nosey
hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"
not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear
whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits
im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like
any tips or advice greatly appreciated im very good with a cut throat razor if you need a helping hand??? "
guys only!!!!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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i said for the guys nosey
hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"
not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear
whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits
im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like
any tips or advice greatly appreciated im very good with a cut throat razor if you need a helping hand???
guys only!!!!!"
and?????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so they look like E.Ts head
so where do i get this magic powder & what exactly do i ask for 
hopefully is some little back street shop & not a big chain like boots where they shout across the isles "mags, this guys looking for the cream to de-fluff his pearls" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so they look like E.Ts head
so where do i get this magic powder & what exactly do i ask for
hopefully is some little back street shop & not a big chain like boots where they shout across the isles "mags, this guys looking for the cream to de-fluff his pearls" "
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAGIC-GOLD-PLATNUM-PUBIC-HAIR-REMOVAL-REMOVER-POWDER_W0QQitemZ280395856953QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Health_HairRemoval_RL?hash=item4148e53c39&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 |
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By *igerMan
over a year ago
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Ok ok the secret is this:
Shave them in the shower with the water streaming over the razor, it washes the hair away as you go and makes it dead quick and easy. No stinging cream required. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"so they look like E.Ts head
so where do i get this magic powder & what exactly do i ask for
hopefully is some little back street shop & not a big chain like boots where they shout across the isles "mags, this guys looking for the cream to de-fluff his pearls"
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAGIC-GOLD-PLATNUM-PUBIC-HAIR-REMOVAL-REMOVER-POWDER_W0QQitemZ280395856953QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Health_HairRemoval_RL?hash=item4148e53c39&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14"
woo hoo
thanks for the link |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok ok the secret is this:
Shave them in the shower with the water streaming over the razor, it washes the hair away as you go and makes it dead quick and easy. No stinging cream required. "
m8 im not called Captain Chaos for no reason ya know |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok ok the secret is this:
Shave them in the shower with the water streaming over the razor, it washes the hair away as you go and makes it dead quick and easy. No stinging cream required.
m8 im not called Captain Chaos for no reason ya know "
you hold em il shave em |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dont be a wuss, grab em and shave em...then spend the next few hours fondling them as they are all smooth and you cant leave them alone lol"
hmmm a polythene sheet & bucket of babyoil..........oooooooooooooooo the thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hmmmm its not sounding good that you can burn yourself with the Magic powder but on a coin toss id rather go for that than me-razor-blood
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I swear if you leave the powder on too long you will wish you went for the blow torch option never mind just using a gilette fusion easier option |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dont be a wuss, grab em and shave em...then spend the next few hours fondling them as they are all smooth and you cant leave them alone lol
hmmm a polythene sheet & bucket of babyoil..........oooooooooooooooo the thoughts"
Well I was thinking more a razor and gel, but hey if thats the way you want to do it, you go for it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hmmmm its not sounding good that you can burn yourself with the Magic powder but on a coin toss id rather go for that than me-razor-blood
I swear if you leave the powder on too long you will wish you went for the blow torch option never mind just using a gilette fusion easier option"
Eeeeekkk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok ok the secret is this:
Shave them in the shower with the water streaming over the razor, it washes the hair away as you go and makes it dead quick and easy. No stinging cream required.
m8 im not called Captain Chaos for no reason ya know you hold em il shave em "
can you be trusted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wanna borrow me lady shaver ?
great for nut shaving, legs , under arms.
jack and danny too.
or use a beard trimmer "
well i have tried it with hair clippers with no guard on but damn those things nick ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you know that the skin on your elbow is the same as scrotum skin?
x"
funny you should say that as i cut my elbow just 3 days ago on a screw, bleeds much the same too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you know that the skin on your elbow is the same as scrotum skin?
x
funny you should say that as i cut my elbow just 3 days ago on a screw, bleeds much the same too "
& have you ever tried to lick your own elbows, say no more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i said for the guys nosey
hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"
not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear
whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits
im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like
any tips or advice greatly appreciated "
Step one buy a product found on http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/ (got mine from argos).
Step two after shaving everywhere use some sort of exfoliating shower scrub.
Step three apply some full body moisturiser. Still searching for it but Stunna recommended this Johnsons Baby Oil stuff.
Step four run your hands over your body and realise you have defeated most women  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanna borrow me lady shaver ?
great for nut shaving, legs , under arms.
jack and danny too.
or use a beard trimmer
well i have tried it with hair clippers with no guard on but damn those things nick ya "
Just a bit they do .............I still got the scar from locking up a set of clippers on the seam round my sac!
You'd have to be the unluckiest, clumsiest,hamfisted guy in the world to cut yourself with a Fusion.
Even Sweeny Todd couldn't cut you with one!
XXXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wanna borrow me lady shaver ?
great for nut shaving, legs , under arms.
jack and danny too.
or use a beard trimmer
well i have tried it with hair clippers with no guard on but damn those things nick ya
Just a bit they do .............I still got the scar from locking up a set of clippers on the seam round my sac!
You'd have to be the unluckiest, clumsiest,hamfisted guy in the world to cut yourself with a Fusion.
Even Sweeny Todd couldn't cut you with one!
XXXX"
pmsl dont it make your eyes water m8 phewwwww i can tell ya, i had the posture of a baby giraffe with clippers hanging from my sack, looked a right sight |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Did you know that the skin on your elbow is the same as scrotum skin?
x"
I've never seen anyone with wiry hair growing out of their elbow!
Anyway, back to subject - go for plucking!
Tried a beard trimmer - leaves too much stubble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know what you are thinking, I think
do tell 
No, I am being presumptious!
aw you cant say that & then not tell  "
Nah, what would a nice young man like you see in a lumpy middle age woman like me?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know what you are thinking, I think
do tell
No, I am being presumptious!
aw you cant say that & then not tell
Nah, what would a nice young man like you see in a lumpy middle age woman like me?! "
well if you were shaving my balls as long as your eyes wernt red, that would be a start |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, I am being presumptious!
aw you cant say that & then not tell
Nah, what would a nice young man like you see in a lumpy middle age woman like me?!
well if you were shaving my balls as long as your eyes wernt red, that would be a start "
PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, I am being presumptious!
aw you cant say that & then not tell
Nah, what would a nice young man like you see in a lumpy middle age woman like me?!
well if you were shaving my balls as long as your eyes wernt red, that would be a start
PMSL "
& you would have to put up with me havin a cig as id be nervous & at your mercy |
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"If only waxing wasn't so expensive. However, Amazon do have Veet for men wax strips available at a reasonable price. Will be trying them soon."
Wax!! 
Nope - Magic Powder tonight and happy with it. |
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