I've (f) always been delusional about how I look. In my imagination I'm quite tall, have dark hair and a quite different body shape. I also have a deep voice.
When I was a kid I was really shocked when someone pointed out I was small for my age. I went home outraged and told my mum  |
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"I've (f) always been delusional about how I look. In my imagination I'm quite tall, have dark hair and a quite different body shape. I also have a deep voice.
When I was a kid I was really shocked when someone pointed out I was small for my age. I went home outraged and told my mum "
Brilliant  |
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over a year ago
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"I went to a wedding a couple of years ago and thought omg these people are really old
Omg that's x and there's y from my school class  "
I'm so old I can't remember the people I went to school with. |
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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago
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"I'm at that age and delusional where i think I look a lot younger than other people my age do
Are you delusional about your age/looks ?
Lighthearted thread, wittiest comment wins "
Perhaps. Date last night with a 31 year old who felt out of place in a bar because everybody else was younger than her. I told her I felt fine and right at home. I'm in my mid twenties.  |
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over a year ago
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I'd like you to imagine a topless and bronzed David Beckham, running along a sandy golden beach with the sun blazing down and sweat pouring off his brow, muscles rippling as bikini clad females look on admiringly from their beach towels, as he runs along with his pet Labrador Goldie.. well I look a bit like 'goldies' Grandad |
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over a year ago
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"I'm at that age and delusional where i think I look a lot younger than other people my age do
Are you delusional about your age/looks ?
Lighthearted thread, wittiest comment wins "
nope sun damage lol I look my age now, never used to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway
Hairy n smelly?
Yes and I love trying to lick them clean
Of that I have no doubt...."
Oh they're clean and very hairless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway
Hairy n smelly?
Yes and I love trying to lick them clean
Of that I have no doubt....
Oh they're clean and very hairless
errrrr yeh I've seen.... hahahaha"
Shhhhhhh, you're giving my secret away |
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"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway
Hairy n smelly?
Yes and I love trying to lick them clean
Of that I have no doubt....
Oh they're clean and very hairless
errrrr yeh I've seen.... hahahaha
Shhhhhhh, you're giving my secret away "
 Sorry.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway
Hairy n smelly?
Yes and I love trying to lick them clean
Of that I have no doubt....
Oh they're clean and very hairless
errrrr yeh I've seen.... hahahaha
Shhhhhhh, you're giving my secret away
Sorry...."
I should spank your arse for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, I'm very realistic about how bad i look. I tend to just look in the mirror when I'm applying or removing make up and to do my hair.
It isn't Halloween for over two months so it's too early to look closely and give myself a fright! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am very delusional!!
In my head I can still do handstands & cartwheels. Climb a rambling hill.
I still laugh at toilet humour.
Dance like no one is watching.
In reality, my arms can't take my weight to do handstands/cartwheels. I huff & puff up hills & my knees click & grind just going upstairs!
I realise people are laughing at me, not with me, when people are actually watching me dance!
As for looking in the mirror, that scares me. The blotchy skin, saggy jowls, double chin... to name a few, remind me that I am getting old. Part of the reason why there are not many photos of me. So yes, very delusional! |
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"No, I'm very realistic about how bad i look. I tend to just look in the mirror when I'm applying or removing make up and to do my hair.
It isn't Halloween for over two months so it's too early to look closely and give myself a fright! "
I would love to be your mirror so i get to look at you everyday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope.
I’ve almost always looked older than I am which was very useful as a 12-17 year old buying booze and fags.
These days it’s not quite so cool but I’m apparently quite an attractive old man and I do have excellent hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope.
I’ve almost always looked older than I am which was very useful as a 12-17 year old buying booze and fags.
These days it’s not quite so cool but I’m apparently quite an attractive old man and I do have excellent hair "
38 is old? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope.
I’ve almost always looked older than I am which was very useful as a 12-17 year old buying booze and fags.
These days it’s not quite so cool but I’m apparently quite an attractive old man and I do have excellent hair
38 is old?"
I actually look 48...
I’ve had a hard life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think so.
I think I look about my age, could go a couple of years either way I guess.
I know I'm fat, I know I'm not particularly pretty...I also know it doesn't matter much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t think I’m delusional, I know I’m fat and no spring chicken but I know my face is ok and I’m a nice person! I do refuse however refuse to act my age! |
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