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"I've never been on a date "Ever, ever?  | |||
"I've never been on a date
Ever, ever?
"Nope, never Every relationship I've had just kind of happened organically I've been for meals n stuff with people I've shagged, but the shags had usually happened by that point anyway so I wouldn't really class them as 'dates' per se | |||
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"My most recent date before Fab was a rude awakening to modern dating. Before i was used to the polite “thanks, i’ll call you” but you knowing that it was a shit date and you’d never hear from them again. No problem. No embarressment. This date the guy came back from the loo and told me face to face that we both knew that it was going nowhere and we should call it a night. I was slightly taken aback at the directness and felt awkward and to make matters worse, he proceeded to sit there in silence making it clear he was waiting for me to leave. He must have been staying behind to meet someone else/friends. I felt like a right tit. That knocked my confidence a fair bit. "
You'd think he'd arrange a different venue for the next date. What if you'd overlapped?
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"About 20 years ago a friend of mine set me up with a friend of hers, she showed me a picture of a very attracrive woman The woman that turned up looked like Waynetta Slob from Harry Enfield, picture must have been 10 years old. Made my excuses and left. Ive' also had a date be sick on me, one stole my wallet when I went to the loo and another who assaulted me. " Your friend doesn't appear to have been very friendly. You'd expect a fair representation of the person you were to meet from a friend. Your dating history is terrible. My bad dates seem good in comparison. | |||
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"It’s been about 20 years since I went on a what you’d call a traditional date "Good, bad or indifferent? | |||
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"Meeting a date from another web site and she turned up with her 18 year old daughter...who happened to be stunning!" Why was the daughter in tow? I take it you weren't interested in your date after seeing the daughter? | |||
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"It’s been about 20 years since I went on a what you’d call a traditional date "Your a Spurs fan so that alone would be enough for me to take you on a date. Any awkwardness could be filled with Spurs talk lol | |||
 true story. | |||
"Sometime around the turn of the century I went on a date through old fashioned letters in response to a newspaper ad. We went to an exhibition and then to the pub. He didn't look like the passport photo he'd sent. He wasn't blue but Papa Smurf has white double. He came on a folding bike, with clips on his trousers and wore a helmet. He didn't remove the clips or the helmet for the whole date. I couldn't find a polite way to avoid going to the pub after the exhibition - no mobile phones to receive a rescue call. Thankfully, he didn't have my phone number but I had his. I called him the next day to say I wouldn't be seeing him again. He didn't take it well as he thought we were really compatible. " That’s just so funny At least you had the decency to call him and tell him many wouldn’t have bothered | |||
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"He turned up in a pilot's uniform. He wasn't a pilot. " Wow that’s just pure f***ed up lol | |||
"He turned up in a pilot's uniform. He wasn't a pilot. " Really??? 
FFS in truth that is quite scary at the lengths people will go to | |||
"Years ago I started dating a friend of a friend. Had a few dates and things were going great. I got invited to wedding reception and took her as my plus one. Evening was going fine until I was looking at her across the room and could see how pissed she was. Dont know why but at that moment it was like a switched had been flicked. Saw her twice after that and then went our separate ways. " Seeing people in their cups can be quite enlightening. It may have saved you getting attached. | |||
"It’s been about 20 years since I went on a what you’d call a traditional date
Good, bad or indifferent?
"I honestly can’t remember so I’ll say “meh” as I didn’t see him again lol | |||
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"No, not all the monarchs and wars. The love thread raised the point that bad dates happened before technology. Tell your memorably bad date story here. " 3 days back when I saw your profile  | |||
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"Spring, 2018, mutual friends sat R and i on a blind date. She was 23 yrs younger and Surprisingly pretty. She was relocating to advance for her job, in about 6 weeks and admitted, she was expecting some homely guy with the only thought of getting a piece. She loved that I laughed at that! our dinner date ended up being 5 hours, instead of 2 hours. When we called it a night and i went give her a hug, she, instead, laid a huge KISS on me and didn't back off. She whispered that she wasn't expecting to meet a real gentleman. We kissed more and she began to rub herself on my leg. I slipped my hand up between her legs and into her drentched panties. She held me tight to her a moaned yes, asI slipped long middle finger inside her. With just a few strokes in n out and then rubbing her clit,directly, she cried into my chest as she Orgasmed! When she calmed down, she studdered no man had even done such to her. I told her, "if you take me home with you,I'll do that and more. 30 minutes later, we kissed as sh allowed me to undress her. Unfortunately, Jr. didn't seem in the mood, but, sh loved to be eaten and Came many times before asking me to stop. She then laid me back and proceeded to suck "softy" off, in less them 10 minutes. Just as the Sun was coming up, so was I, as she stroked me. She commented at just how thick I was as she guided me inside her." | |||
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"Spring, 2018, mutual friends sat R and i on a blind date. She was 23 yrs younger and Surprisingly pretty. She was relocating to advance for her job, in about 6 weeks and admitted, she was expecting some homely guy with the only thought of getting a piece. She loved that I laughed at that! our dinner date ended up being 5 hours, instead of 2 hours. When we called it a night and i went give her a hug, she, instead, laid a huge KISS on me and didn't back off. She whispered that she wasn't expecting to meet a real gentleman. We kissed more and she began to rub herself on my leg. I slipped my hand up between her legs and into her drentched panties. She held me tight to her a moaned yes, asI slipped long middle finger inside her. With just a few strokes in n out and then rubbing her clit,directly, she cried into my chest as she Orgasmed! When she calmed down, she studdered no man had even done such to her. I told her, "if you take me home with you,I'll do that and more. 30 minutes later, we kissed as sh allowed me to undress her. Unfortunately, Jr. didn't seem in the mood, but, sh loved to be eaten and Came many times before asking me to stop. She then laid me back and proceeded to suck "softy" off, in less them 10 minutes. Just as the Sun was coming up, so was I, as she stroked me. She commented at just how thick I was as she guided me inside her." You're a repeater too  | |||
"Spring, 2018, mutual friends sat R and i on a blind date. She was 23 yrs younger and Surprisingly pretty. She was relocating to advance for her job, in about 6 weeks and admitted, she was expecting some homely guy with the only thought of getting a piece. She loved that I laughed at that! our dinner date ended up being 5 hours, instead of 2 hours. When we called it a night and i went give her a hug, she, instead, laid a huge KISS on me and didn't back off. She whispered that she wasn't expecting to meet a real gentleman. We kissed more and she began to rub herself on my leg. I slipped my hand up between her legs and into her drentched panties. She held me tight to her a moaned yes, asI slipped long middle finger inside her. With just a few strokes in n out and then rubbing her clit,directly, she cried into my chest as she Orgasmed! When she calmed down, she studdered no man had even done such to her. I told her, "if you take me home with you,I'll do that and more. 30 minutes later, we kissed as sh allowed me to undress her. Unfortunately, Jr. didn't seem in the mood, but, sh loved to be eaten and Came many times before asking me to stop. She then laid me back and proceeded to suck "softy" off, in less them 10 minutes. Just as the Sun was coming up, so was I, as she stroked me. She commented at just how thick I was as she guided me inside her." So memorable it's on repeat. | |||
"Spring, 2018, mutual friends sat R and i on a blind date. She was 23 yrs younger and Surprisingly pretty. She was relocating to advance for her job, in about 6 weeks and admitted, she was expecting some homely guy with the only thought of getting a piece. She loved that I laughed at that! our dinner date ended up being 5 hours, instead of 2 hours. When we called it a night and i went give her a hug, she, instead, laid a huge KISS on me and didn't back off. She whispered that she wasn't expecting to meet a real gentleman. We kissed more and she began to rub herself on my leg. I slipped my hand up between her legs and into her drentched panties. She held me tight to her a moaned yes, asI slipped long middle finger inside her. With just a few strokes in n out and then rubbing her clit,directly, she cried into my chest as she Orgasmed! When she calmed down, she studdered no man had even done such to her. I told her, "if you take me home with you,I'll do that and more. 30 minutes later, we kissed as sh allowed me to undress her. Unfortunately, Jr. didn't seem in the mood, but, sh loved to be eaten and Came many times before asking me to stop. She then laid me back and proceeded to suck "softy" off, in less them 10 minutes. Just as the Sun was coming up, so was I, as she stroked me. She commented at just how thick I was as she guided me inside her. You're a repeater too "Heavy cummer? | |||
"No, not all the monarchs and wars. The love thread raised the point that bad dates happened before technology. Tell your memorably bad date story here. 3 days back when I saw your profile "I think that was more a bad day than a bad date. | |||
"I’ve never been on a proper date, I went from marriage to swinging, the thought of dating never crossed my mind "Was it an arranged marriage? | |||
"Years ago I started dating a friend of a friend. Had a few dates and things were going great. I got invited to wedding reception and took her as my plus one. Evening was going fine until I was looking at her across the room and could see how pissed she was. Dont know why but at that moment it was like a switched had been flicked. Saw her twice after that and then went our separate ways. " Weird isn't it how that happens sometimes when you just think you're not for me  | |||
"No, not all the monarchs and wars. The love thread raised the point that bad dates happened before technology. Tell your memorably bad date story here. 3 days back when I saw your profile
I think that was more a bad day than a bad date.
"Well it's memorable good or bad is irrelevant  | |||
"Meeting a date from another web site and she turned up with her 18 year old daughter...who happened to be stunning! Why was the daughter in tow? I take it you weren't interested in your date after seeing the daughter? " Daughter in tow as mum hadn't been on a date in years and wanted someone with her. I wasn't aware daughter was coming. Think I flirted more with daughter while not being too obvious. | |||
"No, not all the monarchs and wars. The love thread raised the point that bad dates happened before technology. Tell your memorably bad date story here. " Hah - my worst date ever was way before the internet!
I was about 21 and I was trying to rekindle an old relationship. I suggested dinner at an Italian a few miles away - and he was impressed at my classy suggestion!
Dinner was lovely but the seafood risotto clearly disagreed with me! We went back to his house and I almost immediately started farting the vilest farts ever - they even knocked me sick - let alone him!
Neither of us said anything as we were too embarrassed - but not long afterwards he suggested taking me home (I didn’t drive then!) - with the window wound down and his head hanging out all the way!
I never saw or heard from him again! | |||
"Meeting a date from another web site and she turned up with her 18 year old daughter...who happened to be stunning! Why was the daughter in tow? I take it you weren't interested in your date after seeing the daughter? Daughter in tow as mum hadn't been on a date in years and wanted someone with her. I wasn't aware daughter was coming. Think I flirted more with daughter while not being too obvious. " Unless you ended up with the mother wanting another date then it was obvious. | |||
"I’ve never been on a proper date, I went from marriage to swinging, the thought of dating never crossed my mind
Was it an arranged marriage?
"No we were childhood sweethearts, engaged at 17 and married at 19, separated when I was 40 and then life began again for me | |||
"No, not all the monarchs and wars. The love thread raised the point that bad dates happened before technology. Tell your memorably bad date story here. Hah - my worst date ever was way before the internet!
I was about 21 and I was trying to rekindle an old relationship. I suggested dinner at an Italian a few miles away - and he was impressed at my classy suggestion!
Dinner was lovely but the seafood risotto clearly disagreed with me! We went back to his house and I almost immediately started farting the vilest farts ever - they even knocked me sick - let alone him!
Neither of us said anything as we were too embarrassed - but not long afterwards he suggested taking me home (I didn’t drive then!) - with the window wound down and his head hanging out all the way!
I never saw or heard from him again! "That's bad.
Possibly not as bad as someone I know projectile vomiting over her date when she ate something that didn't agree with her on a first date. 
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"Meeting a date from another web site and she turned up with her 18 year old daughter...who happened to be stunning! Why was the daughter in tow? I take it you weren't interested in your date after seeing the daughter? Daughter in tow as mum hadn't been on a date in years and wanted someone with her. I wasn't aware daughter was coming. Think I flirted more with daughter while not being too obvious. Unless you ended up with the mother wanting another date then it was obvious. "Mother wanted another date but I found it all a bit weird and politely declined. Could have been an awkward relationship | |||
"I’ve never been on a proper date, I went from marriage to swinging, the thought of dating never crossed my mind
Was it an arranged marriage?
No we were childhood sweethearts, engaged at 17 and married at 19, separated when I was 40 and then life began again for me "Get yourself out on a date. You can see what fun they are. | |||
"Meeting a date from another web site and she turned up with her 18 year old daughter...who happened to be stunning! Why was the daughter in tow? I take it you weren't interested in your date after seeing the daughter? Daughter in tow as mum hadn't been on a date in years and wanted someone with her. I wasn't aware daughter was coming. Think I flirted more with daughter while not being too obvious. Unless you ended up with the mother wanting another date then it was obvious.
Mother wanted another date but I found it all a bit weird and politely declined. Could have been an awkward relationship"I'd say. | |||
"No, not all the monarchs and wars. The love thread raised the point that bad dates happened before technology. Tell your memorably bad date story here. Hah - my worst date ever was way before the internet!
I was about 21 and I was trying to rekindle an old relationship. I suggested dinner at an Italian a few miles away - and he was impressed at my classy suggestion!
Dinner was lovely but the seafood risotto clearly disagreed with me! We went back to his house and I almost immediately started farting the vilest farts ever - they even knocked me sick - let alone him!
Neither of us said anything as we were too embarrassed - but not long afterwards he suggested taking me home (I didn’t drive then!) - with the window wound down and his head hanging out all the way!
I never saw or heard from him again!
That's bad.
Possibly not as bad as someone I know projectile vomiting over her date when she ate something that didn't agree with her on a first date.
"Oops! Guessing she didn’t see him again either? | |||
 I had no idea she was married. | |||
"No, not all the monarchs and wars. The love thread raised the point that bad dates happened before technology. Tell your memorably bad date story here. Hah - my worst date ever was way before the internet!
I was about 21 and I was trying to rekindle an old relationship. I suggested dinner at an Italian a few miles away - and he was impressed at my classy suggestion!
Dinner was lovely but the seafood risotto clearly disagreed with me! We went back to his house and I almost immediately started farting the vilest farts ever - they even knocked me sick - let alone him!
Neither of us said anything as we were too embarrassed - but not long afterwards he suggested taking me home (I didn’t drive then!) - with the window wound down and his head hanging out all the way!
I never saw or heard from him again!
That's bad.
Possibly not as bad as someone I know projectile vomiting over her date when she ate something that didn't agree with her on a first date.
Oops! Guessing she didn’t see him again either? "I'd love to say, Reader she married him. Alas, he was very rude to her about it. | |||
"Years ago i went on a date with a lady who i chatted with on the phone for over 3 months before meeting up. We met for a meal and drink and all went well. A week later I bumped into her in town with her husband I had no idea she was married. "Awkward. | |||
