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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good evening dearest friends Fabbers and Forumites.
I trust you have all had a super splendid Saturday.
Mine was top whole , I took my new bicycle out for a spin . I went ever so far and hard such larks . I rode along the beautiful briney sea. Watched as cormorents dried their wings and merry people enjoyed their Saturday.
All I can say is thank heavens for padded cycling shorts lol .
We haven't done this for a while , and I have seen so many new faces in the forum. (Yes I do know there is a separate introduce yourself forum !) Before some clever sausage points it out  .
So dear chums write a small pen picture of yourself ( like the ones that used to be in football programs)
Share and say hello , new chaps and chapesses join in . Let's all get to know one another better .
I'm Taff , I live in N Wales. I love to walk in the beautiful countryside here , and now cycle .
I tend to talk a tad like an Enid Blyton character and say jolly and spiffing a lot . I love life and try to see the good in every one .
I like black and white films , music and tea
I am a positive sausage and a tad forgetful at times .
Your turn
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Hello lovely Taff those padded cycling shorts are never padded enough!
Evening all. I’m Babs, tad shy until you get to know me. I’m friendly and caring and fiercely protective. I love food and walks and long chats with friends. I enjoy drinking coffee and people watching when I can
I think I may actually be allergic to unpleasantness, I prefer nice but I think perhaps most of us do.
I am menopausal so that may be worth noting  but don’t worry, I’m not dangerous - just hot!
Fab is a pastime not a lifestyle for me but I do enjoy getting to know folk |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Hello all, I'm Licketysplits but everyone calls me Lickety. It's not rude but if you know the word (without the s) then you have a sense of what I am like and what I seek.
I'm unapologetic about being loquacious and will use long words. I challenge the reverse snobbery that plays its game on here sometimes and will call out bigotry when I see it.
Words used about me: formidable, intimidating, friendly, short, really short, generous, sanctimonious, PC - gone mad and, sometimes, sexy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello everyone.
I'm Mr Blue Balls and I joined this site out of curiosity. I heard this is a great way of meeting like minded ladies, so I have decided to stay around and I love the forums.
But enough about fab il now tell you a bit about me.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Howdo!
I'm Bussy (aka Steve or Spud) away from Fabland
I'm a Northerner, but don't own a whippet and can't roll a cap - I do, however know a muffin as a soft white breadcake, best filled with chips
Quiet, unassuming, articulate, confident and to quote the well worn cliche 'so laid back I'm horizontal'
Can talk at eye bleeding lengths when truly comfortable in company, but will enjoy a chat over a brew with anyone
Meeting new people is a much overlooked joy in my opinion
I seek comfort and familiarity and shared joys over thrills (cheap or otherwise)
I am a way more social swinger than I am sexual swinger these days, but have been around the proverbial block and have a collection of t-shirts that are now kept under lock & key for senior smiles and smirks at others who think they have 'lived' because they once snogged a stranger at a wedding reception
For fairness, the downsides ... I can be deliberately anti-social, I like my own time, space and solitude and am best paired with someone who likes theirs
Anxiety gets me down from time to time, but I stay on top of it and win the day more than I lose it
There is more, much more, but enough for now x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Greetings fabsters,
Kurt here, still seeking to break my duck but hey...ever the optimist.
Still being amazed/confounded/befuddled & downright discomknockerated on a daily basis by the wonders of fabswingers.
I tried to donate my body to medical science, but they sent it back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello everyone. I'm Sinderella. I'm from Edinburgh. I've been gracing this site with my presence on and off for far too many years.
I am usually found sharing words of wisdom or generally talking nonsense in the forums.
I like men in suits, people that make me giggle, a few that make me think and even some that make me blush .
Have fun and come say hi if we haven't spoken before x
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Hello everyone, I'm Lorraine.
Yes, I live in Florida but I love traveling.
I'm adventurous,I enjoy meeting people and I hope making new friends along the way. I dislike people who are rude, bigoted, prejudice and close minded. |
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"Hello everyone, I'm Lorraine.
Yes, I live in Florida but I love traveling.
I'm adventurous,I enjoy meeting people and I hope making new friends along the way. I dislike people who are rude, bigoted, prejudice and close minded. "
P.S. I've been told my lemon cakes are delicious.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ello you lot 
I'm Eileen (also known as Strumps/Lou), I'm a bit mental, but I'm harmless really.
I'm opinionated and passionate but I love a giggle and I swear like a sailor (not sorry).
I love dogs, cake, sausages, music and boobies.
I hate prejudice, bullying, and people who are cunts.
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Hello everyone, I'm Lorraine.
Yes, I live in Florida but I love traveling.
I'm adventurous,I enjoy meeting people and I hope making new friends along the way. I dislike people who are rude, bigoted, prejudice and close minded.
P.S. I've been told my lemon cakes are delicious.
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You've not sent me any lemon cake! |
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Im Stingly.
Very new to Fab, I've only been a member for 32 minutes.
This is my first ever post.
I'm 6 foot 3, professional athlete, retired after winning the largest lottery pay out ever recorded.
I live on my own island in the Bahamas and have 4 pet bantam chicken named Alfred, Shuggy, Queeny and Fluffy munchkin chick chick peck hen.
My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries.
I'm also a compulsive liar.
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Good evening all I'm Fido Dido (thats not my real name by the way ) I'm from the beautiful South Wales valleys. I dip in and out of the forums from time to time, usually here and the wales forum. Don't have to many hobbies but I occasionally do a bit of crossfit and I'm a big fan of the action and comedies of the 1980s and 90s. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi all
I'm Dawson, living in South Wales but from Up North originally ai!
I'm a designer, love the arts, theatre, gigs, music, retro stuff including Tv and I am desperately trying to get back into my drawing at the moment.
I'm 51 and spent the last 20 years been a commited father and working hard so social skills have pretty much gone out the window. I realise not many people do PM on here (I'm unhappily married so that seems to get peoples backs up instantly) but would welcome anyone saying hi or just having an occasional chat about normal things (lol if anyone still does that). I have a past as does everyone else so I keep it real - have a great evening! |
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"Hello everyone, I'm Lorraine.
Yes, I live in Florida but I love traveling.
I'm adventurous,I enjoy meeting people and I hope making new friends along the way. I dislike people who are rude, bigoted, prejudice and close minded.
P.S. I've been told my lemon cakes are delicious.
You've not sent me any lemon cake! "
I'll arrange a special delivery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi all, I'm Midnight... Live in S Yorkshire. Have a pretty intense job and a very complex life
Fairly new to the site.. More into the kinkster side than pure swinging - am having fun exploring the world of BDSM. Baffled by so many things - never googled so much in my life
So far met some intriguing and interesting peeps and developed a few friends too.
Am very genuine, caring and intense... I love to make people laugh out loud and then take them to a frenzy.
I am a deliciously angelical slut x |
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I'm seaside girl and I live by the seaside but hate seagulls.
I try to be positive always but have suffered depression and some days are just..sigh
I love cheese and squirrels, one lives in my garden.
I like younger men, can play the trumpet, have a wobbly bum and am grateful to fab for all the adventures I have had. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
I'm Iain, a Scot born in Edinburgh but sent down to England in 1973 was a Missionary to save the English from themselves!
Gee, it's bloody hard work!!
Work in Hotel Management, based in West Midlands, & have my home in Hull.
Been on here for over 9 yrs, seen a few arrive then go in time. As a Scot, I always want to have the last word! It's not meant badly, just me being a prat at times. Really, a soft centred guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MissD, lives not too far from North Wales.
Self confessed psycho, loves bacon, porn. Photography and books on guns, GSD Mumma. I have two degrees and a likeness for gin.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello everyone, my name is Monty (I am an Indian) a shy devil , love watching movies (war movies), tech nerd, mostly into artificial intelligence, augmented reality and quantum computing, friendly down to earth, loving and caring, once I am out of my shell I will be your best buddy  |
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"Im Stingly.
Very new to Fab, I've only been a member for 32 minutes.
This is my first ever post.
I'm 6 foot 3, professional athlete, retired after winning the largest lottery pay out ever recorded.
I live on my own island in the Bahamas and have 4 pet bantam chicken named Alfred, Shuggy, Queeny and Fluffy munchkin chick chick peck hen.
My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries.
I'm also a compulsive liar.
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Do you raise African or European swallow ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi OMB here
Don’t get on here as much as I should, and my fab house/profile probably needs a tidy up, but I work in the emergency services and shifts can be a right bugger! Love a good chat amongst other things x |
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Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
Ok maybe not wealth but I have been around for a long long year. I'm a bit to rounded and bald with a thing for ladies in Basques, and like a good laugh.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi I'm ellen I'm 52 I have been cross dressing for about 7 months now and love living my life as Ellen should have started it years ago I'm on this site to find regular meets with men or other cross dressers xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning Mr Taff
What splendid fellow you are , I also live in the countryside enjoy the finer things in life as well as not taking the other things that life gave us for granted. Mostly helping those in distress . Have a splendid Sunday to you & those who follow x |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
I will re introduce myself...single lad been in scene a while love clubs but like hotel meets; love Xbox and sci fi shows but easily can be found on the terraces of various football grounds.
I am a perv that likes to be don and can be sub |
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I'm "in a swing dress" (although at the moment not), because it's a style I often wear.
I'm geeky, into a variety of topics. I try to be inclusive, although I don't suffer fools. I live in Manchester. I lift weights. |
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Hi everyone.
My accent is a bit posh.
A lover of Earl Gray, Espresso's (make it a double) and red wine.
I make best ever scrambled eggs.
I find people fascinating and the things we do.
Kind to myself and kind to others.
There's a devils hair cut in my mind, that splits out on here.........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Names blake the snake
I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival
No man can be my equal ever
Bow before my splendor
For i am your lord
But understand i will not eat your pussy
Fuck you
Kiss you
Or give you the honor of feeling the most amazing orgasms known to woman
For that honor there can be only one
And that isnt you
So i must apologise for my presence here im only here as a pussy tease to the masses
Im the one
The only
The lord of orgasms
Bummerlovin had me a blaaaaaaast pull down ya knickers push my cock in your ass pull out my cock shoot on your tits Look in ya eyes and give u a kiss
Bummerdays fucking away oooo ahhh
What a beautiful sight
Wella im the fella
Ooof fuck me more fuck me more
Can u cum on command
Fuck me more fuck me more
Now time to cum on my hand
I should write songs lol
NOT MEETING AT ALL I GOT ALL I GOT MY DREAMS AS REALITY
NO MIDGETS UNDER 4'5
NO ASIANS ITS A PREFERENCE
NO MEXICANS STAY OFF MY WALL
NO DISABLED BADGES
INFACT FUCK IT NO PEOPLE AT ALL
KEEP OFF THE GRASS
I just copy and pasted my profile cos im lazy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi I'm Rosie, the female part of the profile with Mark as the male part.
I'm a sad old bird pottering through this place looking for fun and to meet fascinating people.
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Names blake the snake
I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival
No man can be my equal ever
Bow before my splendor
For i am your lord
But understand i will not eat your pussy
Fuck you
Kiss you
Or give you the honor of feeling the most amazing orgasms known to woman
For that honor there can be only one
And that isnt you
So i must apologise for my presence here im only here as a pussy tease to the masses
Im the one
The only
The lord of orgasms
Bummerlovin had me a blaaaaaaast pull down ya knickers push my cock in your ass pull out my cock shoot on your tits Look in ya eyes and give u a kiss
Bummerdays fucking away oooo ahhh
What a beautiful sight
Wella im the fella
Ooof fuck me more fuck me more
Can u cum on command
Fuck me more fuck me more
Now time to cum on my hand
I should write songs lol
NOT MEETING AT ALL I GOT ALL I GOT MY DREAMS AS REALITY
NO MIDGETS UNDER 4'5
NO ASIANS ITS A PREFERENCE
NO MEXICANS STAY OFF MY WALL
NO DISABLED BADGES
INFACT FUCK IT NO PEOPLE AT ALL
KEEP OFF THE GRASS
I just copy and pasted my profile cos im lazy "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey, I'm Amy ... annoyingly optimistic and laid back. Love my life, my family, friends and my job. Have ace hobbies being a wee bit of an adrenaline junkie and live in the simply gorgeous West Cornwall though get to work in SW London too. |
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Hi I'm Paul
I live in Devon and work in Cornwall, although I am moving to Cornwall in the next month or so. Apparently I "relish being in the limelight, flirt outrageously with everyone and can be utterly caustic now and again".
You may have been warned off me by a number of prominent forum users, I should heed their warnings if I were you, as they are probably correct....
I am a simple soul, who never looks for anything complicated or associated drama and yet both seem to stick to me like cum to a curtain.
Be well.
“This is the kind of Friend
You are -
Without making me realise
My soul's anguished history,
You slip into my house at night,
And while I am sleeping,
You silently carry off
All my suffering and sordid past
In Your beautiful
Hands.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I,m jon in Cornwall,
I,m very relaxed ,funny well I think I,m funny but I also just giggle to myself a lot.
Kayaker, Walker ,dog walker extraordinaire lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I,m jon in Cornwall,
I,m very relaxed ,funny well I think I,m funny but I also just giggle to myself a lot.
Kayaker, Walker ,dog walker extraordinaire lol
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Well you do have an extraordinary dog!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I,m jon in Cornwall,
I,m very relaxed ,funny well I think I,m funny but I also just giggle to myself a lot.
Kayaker, Walker ,dog walker extraordinaire lol
Well you do have an extraordinary dog!!! "
More than one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi all I'm Mike,45, from Edinburgh originally but I have been living in Tottenham, London for the past 12 years. I've only been on the site nearly two weeks now and looking forward to making some new friends on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice to meet you all!
It’s not my first time on Fab but only recently rejoined. I’m in Lancashire.. shy at first but working on being more confident, especially about the way I look.
I like to think I’m friendly and I’m definitely non-judgemental.
I enjoy silently correcting people’s grammar, nature and going to the gym. Looking forward to getting to know you all more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice to meet you all!
It’s not my first time on Fab but only recently rejoined. I’m in Lancashire.. shy at first but working on being more confident, especially about the way I look.
I like to think I’m friendly and I’m definitely non-judgemental.
I enjoy silently correcting people’s grammar, nature and going to the gym. Looking forward to getting to know you all more "
Love to chat with you, weak in grammar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice to meet you all!
It’s not my first time on Fab but only recently rejoined. I’m in Lancashire.. shy at first but working on being more confident, especially about the way I look.
I like to think I’m friendly and I’m definitely non-judgemental.
I enjoy silently correcting people’s grammar, nature and going to the gym. Looking forward to getting to know you all more
Love to chat with you, weak in grammar "
That’s ok, as long as you’re prepared to be silently corrected |
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We are T & S in Milton Keynes
Both new to fab and swinging and are enjoying exploring and having fun along the way
I’m T am curvy and shy to start with he S is confident and a wrestler in his spare time
We live quite hectic lives but make sure we always make time for us
Looking forward to chatting with u all more x |
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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago
Aberdeen, westhill |
Aloha
I'm Clair. I'm a certified massage therapist.. Living full time for 3y now and just started hormones I love my job and am passionate about body work.. Meeting new people and working with all the other girls is so rewarding.
Been a DJ since 1997. Nowadays, all my mixes are on SoundCloud. If you like chilled triphop and jazzy instrumentals.. Give me a bell.
Much Love x |
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