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Heeeelp I've been taken hostage !!

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Well not exactly me.

You’ve been taken hostage. Your hostage takers allow you to keep posting to social media to pretend everything is alright.

What would you tweet/post that would alarm your followers/friends without the hostage takers knowing that you're asking for help?

Sorry buddy's, enjoy the football, curry and northern soul allnighter, I'm staying in this weekend

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I've often wondered this !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I go all sensible, someone’s bound to notice and get help

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm never going out or drinking again. Help would be on hand fast x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I stop posting pics of items of clothing I find in the street

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By *ipsielotsWoman over a year ago

blackwood

If I mention I won't drink vodka again everyone I know will panic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd use reverse psychology..code...

Do not be alarmed.

I have not been taken.

Please do not help me....

(Clever huh?)

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

I'd talk about footie and my teams nearest rivals with praise. They would know instantly there was a problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I go all sensible, someone’s bound to notice and get help

We'd have to have a whip round. Not that sort, the ransom kind. How much do you think they'd be asking, and will they take a cheque?.....

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm watching the Liverpool game with me red chums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd go full Nazi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I mention I won't drink vodka again everyone I know will panic "

I'm not sure Smirnoff have a hostage rescue team...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I go all sensible, someone’s bound to notice and get help

We'd have to have a whip round. Not that sort, the ransom kind. How much do you think they'd be asking, and will they take a cheque?.....

After listening to my constant chatter, I think they’d drop me back for nothing

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By *nglishdoodMan over a year ago

Morristown

I'd probably post something positive about Jacob Rees Mogg or negative about Ducati.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm I fancy a banana. Lol

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By *ipsielotsWoman over a year ago

blackwood

"If I mention I won't drink vodka again everyone I know will panic

I'm not sure Smirnoff have a hostage rescue team..."

You never know unless you try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell everyone that I, Bubbles, am planning on coming out of retirement, and return to my former work place.

They would find me faster than Interpol....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just poured all my beer down the sink and I'm on the prosecco

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I don't post enough on social media foe anyone to notice!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I love everybody.....

Call the po po!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I love everybody.....

Call the po po!

^^ not the po po, more like the nut house

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I love everybody.....

Call the po po!

^^ not the po po, more like the nut house

Shut ya face....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love everybody.....

Call the po po!

I’ll ring Al

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I mention I won't drink vodka again everyone I know will panic

I'm not sure Smirnoff have a hostage rescue team...

You never know unless you try "

Sounds like it might be worth their while...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I love everybody.....

Call the po po!

I’ll ring Al

Boo always to the rescue

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I love everybody.....

Call the po po!

I’ll ring Al

There’s room for another on the nut bus

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I love everybody.....

Call the po po!

I’ll ring Al

There’s room for another on the nut bus

Sit down and shut up then....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd post on the social media 'Hi everyone I've got Stockholm Syndrome' ...wiv me mates..byeee

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I love everybody.....

Call the po po!

I’ll ring Al

There’s room for another on the nut bus

Sit down and shut up then...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simple. Just post a meet request on Fab advertising for all comers for a GB? Then make sure the who's near function is on and wait till the rogues make a run for it as hordes of the wanking dead are seen strolling around the area looking shifty as...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m good I’ve finally seen the light.

I’ve stopped drinking vodka and I now support the red north London team

Who knew my mind was so confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd post on the social media 'Hi everyone I've got Stockholm Syndrome' ...wiv me mates..byeee"