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Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.
Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.
Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball. |
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"Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.
Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.
Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball."
Dukes are good for swinging, but, lately, seem to be easily destroyed.
A stiff breeze helps, too, I find.. |
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"Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.
Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.
Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball."
I understood that! and I have never ever spoilt a good walk ......
Been in the rough a few times  |
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"I keep pushing it.
I’ll think you’ll find it doesn’t swing both ways, try pulling it
Equals and opposites.... "
Was that the name of the girl band you were in in the 50’s Granny? Can I sit on your knee while you tell me about it? |
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"Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.
Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.
Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball.
I understood that! and I have never ever spoilt a good walk ......
Been in the rough a few times "
Erm… he's on about cricket, not golf gwanny!  |
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"Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.
Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.
Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball.
I understood that! and I have never ever spoilt a good walk ......
Been in the rough a few times
Erm… he's on about cricket, not golf gwanny! "
Oh. What a fookin' eejut I am now..... I'll have to hide my face ..... !! |
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"I keep pushing it."
is it the silver balls thingy that you swing a ball at one end and the ball at the other end rises hits that ball then the original ball rises then so on and so forth?  |
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"I keep pushing it.is it the silver balls thingy that you swing a ball at one end and the ball at the other end rises hits that ball then the original ball rises then so on and so forth? "
Silver ball thingy ? Newton's Cradle ?
Oh yeah ...... He did say it was a silver ball thingy....
Behold! The silver ball thingy. |
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"I keep pushing it.is it the silver balls thingy that you swing a ball at one end and the ball at the other end rises hits that ball then the original ball rises then so on and so forth?
Silver ball thingy ? Newton's Cradle ?
Oh yeah ...... He did say it was a silver ball thingy....
Behold! The silver ball thingy."
long live silver balls |
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"I keep pushing it.is it the silver balls thingy that you swing a ball at one end and the ball at the other end rises hits that ball then the original ball rises then so on and so forth?
Silver ball thingy ? Newton's Cradle ?
Oh yeah ...... He did say it was a silver ball thingy....
Behold! The silver ball thingy.long live silver balls "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Put some marge on it Miss Crumpet
You don't marge on crumpets. That's just wrong!
Marge is my friend"
Do you prefer Marge on top or is that your position? Although, who likes a crumpet that has fallen marge-side down?
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