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The best one that worked for me was when I was talking to this women she said sorry I've got a boyfriend, I instantly said well it's not him I want is it... i went home with her that night lol |
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"The best one that worked for me was when I was talking to this women she said sorry I've got a boyfriend, I instantly said well it's not him I want is it... i went home with her that night lol "
That's brilliant  |
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I always found chat up lines a waste of time, every person,situation, and atmosphere is different, you have to tune into that persons behaviour, are they in a good mood? Do they want company? Will that appropriate your company? Are they enjoying themselves with their friends so much so they just want to enjoy that time and not be approached? the list is endless. Get it right and you have found someone, get it wrong at most you will have made an acquaintance that in the future you can get to know better. |
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"Oh god I wouldn't know how. 
Hahaha me too 
I've tried to be more proactive lately and it's a bit... I'm just going to curl up in the corner and suck my thumb. Nope. "
Awww it's not good is it haha |
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"I always found chat up lines a waste of time, every person,situation, and atmosphere is different, you have to tune into that persons behaviour, are they in a good mood? Do they want company? Will that appropriate your company? Are they enjoying themselves with their friends so much so they just want to enjoy that time and not be approached? the list is endless. Get it right and you have found someone, get it wrong at most you will have made an acquaintance that in the future you can get to know better."
I agree...  |
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"I love a cheesy chat up line, if nothing else it breaks the ice!!
Favourite one I’ve received so far.... Are you butt dialling me? Because I swear your ass is calling me!!
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I someone said it seriously to me I would be a bit concerned  but to break the ice I wouldn't mind at all |
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Chat up lines are about how they are delivered...
I have always been rubbish at understanding the signals when I used to be out and about. So just kept quiet and let the world move on around me  |
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I was out with a friend years ago and he asked a couple of young ladies 'Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse?
Worked too... |
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The ones that work best on me are after we've been chatting for awhile. One quite memorable one, he asked if there might be a preview for a hopeful next time (he already knew I wasn't going anywhere with him that night). |
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Not a chat up line from me, but my comeback shut him up ...
“I’d love to see and explore what your hiding under those jeans”
Me..... “well I can tell you for sure it gives me a lot more fun and pleasure on its own, than what’s hiding under your jeans”
I was in a bitchy mood |
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"Not a chat up line from me, but my comeback shut him up ...
“I’d love to see and explore what your hiding under those jeans”
Me..... “well I can tell you for sure it gives me a lot more fun and pleasure on its own, than what’s hiding under your jeans”
I was in a bitchy mood "
I get asked what I'm hiding under my big skirts a lot.
Shorts |
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"I was out with a friend years ago and he asked a couple of young ladies 'Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse?
Worked too..."
That to me is the height of being confident in yourself |
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I don't tend to use chat up lies, I 'try' to get attention with some good old fashioned smiling and eye contact...... and no.... not staring like a wanking zombie.
.... One of the funniest lines I've heard is 'Here's 10p..... Go and call your Mum to tell you won't be home tonight'....
Although thinking about that a little bit more, now sounds a little bit wrong. |
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"A guy said this to me years ago it worked, well it made me laugh.
Are you jamaican? Because jamaican me crazy.
(Your making)
Seem less funny explained "
It's how it must have been delivered.
Is that all it takes to wooo the lovely ladies  |
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I'll tell you mine.... Years ago I got my friend to go over to someone in a night club and she said;
"My mate wants to get off with you"
.. It worked he came over... We got married and were together 25 years..
Memo to self don't use cheesy chat up lines |
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