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The crowd, a throthing mass of anger and incredulity, circle me.
I guard my prize, they want to take it from me. I search my bag and fashion a spear from the biro ineers, a shield from a sketch pad.
Some of the ink leaks, I spread it across my face and chest. I'm ready.
They send out their champion, the fools think the guy will defeat me, he has something to gain, I have something to protect, I have the upper hand.
We fight, not like knights of old but like animals, tearing, biting, scratching. I throw him down and stand triumphantly over his corpse.
That's when the madness of the crowd takes over, they all rush me at once, I'm overwhelmed, my spear falls, my shield is ripped apart.
I concede, beaten I sit down, I may have lost but my ancestors are proud.
Seriously, why can I never have a window open in the bus? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So did you win or lose
Lost, the window was shut"
Ffs where a little shit with half a charly (half house brick for those not in the know not the drug) for a drive by bombing when you need it |
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"So did you win or lose
Lost, the window was shut
Ffs where a little shit with half a charly (half house brick for those not in the know not the drug) for a drive by bombing when you need it"
I don't live in the north |
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"I suggest a career change. If you become a bus driver you get to choose who gets on the bus plus you have your own window. "
I might as well just sit on a bench in the park |
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"I suggest a career change. If you become a bus driver you get to choose who gets on the bus plus you have your own window.
I might as well just sit on a bench in the park"
Great! I'll bring a picnic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So did you win or lose
Lost, the window was shut
Ffs where a little shit with half a charly (half house brick for those not in the know not the drug) for a drive by bombing when you need it
I don't live in the north "
I dont think a knife would break it tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A noble quest sir, your bravery knows no bounds.
Did you have to sit next to the loony on the bus again 
Do you the busses in Cambridge well??
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Yes but our nutters tend to be university lecturers |
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"I suggest a career change. If you become a bus driver you get to choose who gets on the bus plus you have your own window.
I might as well just sit on a bench in the park
Great! I'll bring a picnic "
Yes please... I don't even care if it's raining |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A noble quest sir, your bravery knows no bounds.
Did you have to sit next to the loony on the bus again
Do you the busses in Cambridge well??
Yes but our nutters tend to be university lecturers "
Bus 13 isnt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So did you win or lose
Lost, the window was shut
Ffs where a little shit with half a charly (half house brick for those not in the know not the drug) for a drive by bombing when you need it
I don't live in the north
I dont think a knife would break it tho"
I know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A noble quest sir, your bravery knows no bounds.
Did you have to sit next to the loony on the bus again
Do you the busses in Cambridge well??
Yes but our nutters tend to be university lecturers
Bus 13 isnt"
I think the key is the Haverhill part lol |
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