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what would you say to put someone off you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We can meet, but I was a sexual health nurse (that’s true btw) so I’d need to do a full screen of you before anything happened. Need to do a visual one, obviously, but absolutely need to know about any discharge, and are you ok with proctoscopes? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming."
Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Usually saying hello works for me 
Who said that?? Lol
Me ,all i have to say is hello to someone and that does the trick haha"
Maybe it’s a bit too formal, try saying “hi” that always works better, haha, keep “hello” for those you don’t really want  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Usually saying hello works for me
Who said that?? Lol
Me ,all i have to say is hello to someone and that does the trick haha
Maybe it’s a bit too formal, try saying “hi” that always works better, haha, keep “hello” for those you don’t really want xx "
I do say hi,was saying hello on this thread for a general jist of how it works for me on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When sorry not for me is feeling a little bland. Be as inventive as you like  "
meet me now I live 11 miles from you and are you humping everyone on your veris list  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.
Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha"
Hahaaa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am in A&E at the moment the Doctor feels confident he can remove the potato masher but is baffled how i got it in masher end first!!!
LJ"
that would draw me in........ Sorry said that for a friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.
Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha
Hahaaa "
To be fair ,if it was reversed and you said it to me in an arnie voice i bloody would haha |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.
Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.
Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha
Hahaaa
To be fair ,if it was reversed and you said it to me in an arnie voice i bloody would haha"
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Further to your recent application to sit on my face and nosh Mr Winky, I have had a chance to review all applicants and I am sorry to inform you that you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.
Your presentation was strong and I hope you are not discouraged from applying again. Additional feedback from Mr Winky is that your throat gobbling noises, whilst convincing, lacked the prerequisite number of slurps required for this level of position
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Further to your recent application to sit on my face and nosh Mr Winky, I have had a chance to review all applicants and I am sorry to inform you that you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.
Your presentation was strong and I hope you are not discouraged from applying again. Additional feedback from Mr Winky is that your throat gobbling noises, whilst convincing, lacked the prerequisite number of slurps required for this level of position
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You don’t have much of a work life balance do you? |
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"Further to your recent application to sit on my face and nosh Mr Winky, I have had a chance to review all applicants and I am sorry to inform you that you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.
Your presentation was strong and I hope you are not discouraged from applying again. Additional feedback from Mr Winky is that your throat gobbling noises, whilst convincing, lacked the prerequisite number of slurps required for this level of position
You don’t have much of a work life balance do you? "
. Who me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU think you could deal with ME? (Evil laugh)
That's not going to work....
Not even with the evil laugh?
Maybe if you did it during orgasms. ..."
Thank you for the tip... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(Vamp)..I'm thinking..if this meeting works out good, maybe I can divorce my husband, marry you, and we can settle down, have loads of kids, which you will look after, whilst I still enjoy this lifestyle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hang on, just gonna drop a steaming deuce in this toilet real quick. You like shits? Mine are uncomfortably huge. Like something resembling a giant and brown 19th century marble. |
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