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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of rants, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Although my rod is for Pink only, if your rant is a valid one, I may comfort you.
Preferences, no replies to messages and having to work will not be accepted.
Rant on you crazy diamonds |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My early rant, is that the quality of rants has been rather poor of late.
I would love to read some like the epic, page long rants of Ye Olde Fab."
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Some of the rants are barely a mild irritation let alone a rant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sun better shine today or else my rant is I walked 4 miles last night to a shop that has a sign on the door open until 7 pm I got there at 6.25 pm and they were closed is that bad or what  Can I sue? |
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"My early rant, is that the quality of rants has been rather poor of late.
I would love to read some like the epic, page long rants of Ye Olde Fab."
Or a good old flounce, my favourite is still ‘clique of c**ts’ |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Sun better shine today or else my rant is I walked 4 miles last night to a shop that has a sign on the door open until 7 pm I got there at 6.25 pm and they were closed is that bad or what Can I sue? "
My name's not sue
At least you got plenty of steps in so think of the health benefits
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My early rant, is that the quality of rants has been rather poor of late.
I would love to read some like the epic, page long rants of Ye Olde Fab.
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Some of the rants are barely a mild irritation let alone a rant"
I'm thinking of building one dedicated to Supermarket twats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ran out of cola the other night and had to order a Hawaiian pizza with a big bottle of the real thing.
I also had too hide the pizza box in the bottom of the bin, then got seriously treated like I'd been up too no good when I did mi immortal pankakes and fresh coffee for breakfast.
Never seen such looks of suspicion in my life ...... Well not off someone not in the police.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got up at 4.45 yesterday and I haven’t been back to bed yet. It’s been for work and nothing pleasant. I’m far too tired to rant, so please may I have a surrogate ranter? |
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Bad luck comes in threes?
Oh jolly good. I got all my shit out of the way yesterday. Nothing but good luck all the way now 
Phone upgrade stress. Took over 3hrs to get new phone sorted - I'm really not techinal
Then my boiler went pop!
Engineer called out.
Then having a shower, just lathed the shampoo up... The shower goes off!
45 mins boiling the kettle trying to rinse shampoo off on sink
Forgot to refill kettle, switched it out... Kettle goes pop!
Engineer arrived quite swiftly & fixed everything
I was 30 mins late for work, didn't have time to retint my hair
Had to brave the world with grey frizzy hair 
Hair being done right now, packing while I wait
I may still actually get away for my holiday on time today |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud.
People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to. 
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. |
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud.
People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. "
Balaclava. It hides the hair and gives you an air of bank robber for a hint of danger and excitement |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud.
People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite.
Balaclava. It hides the hair and gives you an air of bank robber for a hint of danger and excitement "
I did consider this but they won't let me in to places wearing one. Oh well, 'fro Meli is still Meli I guess. |
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"People who rant, then casualy drop in that they're about to go on holiday, while the rest of us "enjoy" our beautiful English drenched summer.
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I'm camping
In a field
In Oxfordshire
I'm with some of my favourite people & 4 days of dancing in my glittery DMs, rain or shine.
Have a good weekend SourPuss xx |
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud.
People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. "
I embraced my wavy/curly more and more recently.. cantu products are great to dictate the curl Gives you an edge between lots of sameish straightened looks.
1st - I am so sorry. They are awful for blurting out shit they havent meant. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I embraced my wavy/curly more and more recently.. cantu products are great to dictate the curl Gives you an edge between lots of sameish straightened looks.
1st - I am so sorry. They are awful for blurting out shit they havent meant. "
Ooo, I will try and find those in Boots this evening, thank you!
As far as the 1st goes, I'm being impish and a dick. No shit was blurted out they didn't mean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud.
People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. "
To go one step further to your rant 1....those who happily show your veri on their profile but then fail to leave one for you...#sorude #hatethat |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who can't take a penalty for shit.
Tammy Abraham, I'm looking at you!!!! "
Some folk saying that VAR should have spotted the keeper coming off the line but who knows
S'only a game though
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"People who can't take a penalty for shit.
Tammy Abraham, I'm looking at you!!!!
Some folk saying that VAR should have spotted the keeper coming off the line but who knows
S'only a game though
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Outfuckingrageous denial!!!!!
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Bad luck comes in threes?
Oh jolly good. I got all my shit out of the way yesterday. Nothing but good luck all the way now
Phone upgrade stress. Took over 3hrs to get new phone sorted - I'm really not techinal
Then my boiler went pop!
Engineer called out.
Then having a shower, just lathed the shampoo up... The shower goes off!
45 mins boiling the kettle trying to rinse shampoo off on sink
Forgot to refill kettle, switched it out... Kettle goes pop!
Engineer arrived quite swiftly & fixed everything
I was 30 mins late for work, didn't have time to retint my hair
Had to brave the world with grey frizzy hair
Hair being done right now, packing while I wait
I may still actually get away for my holiday on time today "
The phone and the kettle are pretty much self inflicted but the boiler gets an Approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It's Thursday and the weekend was so intense (not just in a good way, this isn't a humble brag) that I'm still recovering from the damn weekend. "
Is there a rant in here somewhere as I'm not sure? |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
Already had a argument about how to correctly make a bed vs what some ponce wrote in an article. My print test for a comic ive been drawing came out fucking terrible and now I have to go mingle with the miscreants on the street coz i need to go to tesco.   |
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Here's my bad...I'm a genuine guy looking to meet woman of all ages more mature woman float my boat, most say though, no verifies no meet or no chat. How am I supposed to get verified if no one will meet or chat with me until I am. It's a ridiculous vicious circle. I've only been on a week or so so obviously I have no verifies, |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
"Here's my bad...I'm a genuine guy looking to meet woman of all ages more mature woman float my boat, most say though, no verifies no meet or no chat. How am I supposed to get verified if no one will meet or chat with me until I am. It's a ridiculous vicious circle. I've only been on a week or so so obviously I have no verifies,"
Dude, no offense but your profile reads like a rant. Thats probably putting people off. |
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"Here's my bad...I'm a genuine guy looking to meet woman of all ages more mature woman float my boat, most say though, no verifies no meet or no chat. How am I supposed to get verified if no one will meet or chat with me until I am. It's a ridiculous vicious circle. I've only been on a week or so so obviously I have no verifies,"
Group socials, clubs, parties |
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"Bad luck comes in threes?
Oh jolly good. I got all my shit out of the way yesterday. Nothing but good luck all the way now
Phone upgrade stress. Took over 3hrs to get new phone sorted - I'm really not techinal
Then my boiler went pop!
Engineer called out.
Then having a shower, just lathed the shampoo up... The shower goes off!
45 mins boiling the kettle trying to rinse shampoo off on sink
Forgot to refill kettle, switched it out... Kettle goes pop!
Engineer arrived quite swiftly & fixed everything
I was 30 mins late for work, didn't have time to retint my hair
Had to brave the world with grey frizzy hair
Hair being done right now, packing while I wait
I may still actually get away for my holiday on time today "
I'm sure this didn't feel funny at the time but I can relate to some of this..made me chuckle. have agreat holiday x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is it with dumb wits on holiday!!
Ok so we’re on hols ( beach ) beside the sea we all have our own space beds, canopy etc , you get your drinks weather it be bottles of water / beverages. You go and get refills but the thing is you never go back to the bar empty handed taking your rubbish with you , the amount of times lazy bastards just wander off leaving their crap about & leaving it for some poor soul to go behind them to tidy up |
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"It's Thursday and the weekend was so intense (not just in a good way, this isn't a humble brag) that I'm still recovering from the damn weekend.
Is there a rant in here somewhere as I'm not sure?"
I feel horrible because of the weekend I had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do shops hire lazy 20 somethings that literally give zero fucks about the customers?!
I literally had to butt in their conversation to get served and then they overcharged me because they were too busy talking.
About bollocks I must add!
Then when I asked for a refund the young lad gave me a withering look and started arguing with me about it 
The whole process took a really long time and I was humiliated in front of a queue of customers that just want to buy their fucking stuff for the right fucking price -quickly and not be ignored by some zero fuck giving millennial that's too busy worrying about hits on their Instagram page than doing their fucking job!
Cunts.
I have complained to head office and I expect a voucher for millions of pounds for my public humiliation!
How the fuck did I get this old?
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I'm going to group a range of people together under one title;
"Shitforbraincunts"
The following people populate this group.
Rucksack wearers with no grasp of how big the fucking thing is and knock entire buildings over every time they turn around. Particularly annoying on the tube trains.
Ticket fumblers. You know your approaching a ticket barrier, right? And you know you need your ticket right? SO WHY HAVENT YOU GOT THE FUCKING THING IN YOUR HAND READY? Why must you stop and search every pocket, wallet/purse, bag, bodily orifice looking for the fucking thing at the barrier?
Phone/tablet zombies. Wandering around like they're fresh of the set of the walking dead, bouncing from person to person like a pissed up spinning top with a limp. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING WALKING YOU CUNTS!!!!
Cyclists. I'm particular those lycra clad specimens of sweat with their silly little folding bikes who seem to think it's much more important that THEY get on the train in front of you and barge you out of the way, smashing your knees and ankles along the way.
If you haven't worked it out, I've just got off the tube and onto the train.
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"Here's my bad...I'm a genuine guy looking to meet woman of all ages more mature woman float my boat, most say though, no verifies no meet or no chat. How am I supposed to get verified if no one will meet or chat with me until I am. It's a ridiculous vicious circle. I've only been on a week or so so obviously I have no verifies,"
A whole week? 7 days?
No clunge?
Shocker.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to group a range of people together under one title;
"Shitforbraincunts"
The following people populate this group.
Rucksack wearers with no grasp of how big the fucking thing is and knock entire buildings over every time they turn around. Particularly annoying on the tube trains.
Ticket fumblers. You know your approaching a ticket barrier, right? And you know you need your ticket right? SO WHY HAVENT YOU GOT THE FUCKING THING IN YOUR HAND READY? Why must you stop and search every pocket, wallet/purse, bag, bodily orifice looking for the fucking thing at the barrier?
Phone/tablet zombies. Wandering around like they're fresh of the set of the walking dead, bouncing from person to person like a pissed up spinning top with a limp. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING WALKING YOU CUNTS!!!!
Cyclists. I'm particular those lycra clad specimens of sweat with their silly little folding bikes who seem to think it's much more important that THEY get on the train in front of you and barge you out of the way, smashing your knees and ankles along the way.
If you haven't worked it out, I've just got off the tube and onto the train.
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"I'm going to group a range of people together under one title;
"Shitforbraincunts"
The following people populate this group.
Rucksack wearers with no grasp of how big the fucking thing is and knock entire buildings over every time they turn around. Particularly annoying on the tube trains.
Ticket fumblers. You know your approaching a ticket barrier, right? And you know you need your ticket right? SO WHY HAVENT YOU GOT THE FUCKING THING IN YOUR HAND READY? Why must you stop and search every pocket, wallet/purse, bag, bodily orifice looking for the fucking thing at the barrier?
Phone/tablet zombies. Wandering around like they're fresh of the set of the walking dead, bouncing from person to person like a pissed up spinning top with a limp. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING WALKING YOU CUNTS!!!!
Cyclists. I'm particular those lycra clad specimens of sweat with their silly little folding bikes who seem to think it's much more important that THEY get on the train in front of you and barge you out of the way, smashing your knees and ankles along the way.
If you haven't worked it out, I've just got off the tube and onto the train.
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Every.
Fucking.
Day.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud.
People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. "
Seems to have been a summer of hair woes Meli?
I'm sure you won't look ridiculous but Approved for the weather |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
Many apologies ranters but I've been Pinkstracted today
As I am about to have some cuddles, you can all have an Approved except for him ranting about people not meeting those without a veri. That falls under preferences and you've only been here a week so Denied |
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