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over a year ago
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At a party in a familiar friendly atmosphere, a close friend of mine started handing out straws, I didn't know what it was all about so took mine willingly as everyone else was taking them. little did I know of the horrors that were to unfold later that night. It took a trip to the doctor's and three hours of minor surgery to remove the straw from my cheeks that were clenched in shock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cant say its something i think about, esp at this bloody hour!!!
i think you best apologise to the people eating weetabix about now  "
What about people tucking into yoghurt and a donut! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when i saw pam ann last year, there was a signer on the side of the of the stage
she turned to him and said 'tell me, how do you sign felching ?'
poor bloke could do nowt but laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you like pooey spunk it's AWESOME!
I always think the actual word itself sounds minging."
I don't know what disgusts me most about felching.
The act itself - or that it's done so much, a new word had to be invented for it. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Is it something to do with runny poo's ?
I dont think I want to google it though!
The word felching makes me think of walking through a cow field and standing in a cow pat in my wellies, and it makes a felch sound  |
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"when i saw pam ann last year, there was a signer on the side of the of the stage
she turned to him and said 'tell me, how do you sign felching ?'
poor bloke could do nowt but laugh"
Isnt she funny bussy I have seen her 4 times now and she has me in stitches. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"any thoughts???
Ahhh Bisto! 
Wolf
I can see the pervs following their nose as the meaty scent wafts through the air  "
pmsl
Have you got your ginger ready, it's figging class this afternoon
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not for me but it dont bother me if others choose to do it
I would let someone drink cum thro a straw out my arse but i aint repaying the compliment lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just googled Didn't need to click on any link, Wiki had the meaning displayed!
BUT
Second link down, a whole website dedicated to the art!  "
Be honest.... did you click on that link for the website? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not for me but it dont bother me if others choose to do it
I would let someone drink cum thro a straw out my arse but i aint repaying the compliment lmao"
no, no, no! I wasn't going to Google it and I was happy not knowing Eeeew
Omg the amount of diseases you can get from that is bad enough, let alone the disgustingness of the act itself |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"not for me but it dont bother me if others choose to do it
I would let someone drink cum thro a straw out my arse but i aint repaying the compliment lmao
no, no, no! I wasn't going to Google it and I was happy not knowing Eeeew
Omg the amount of diseases you can get from that is bad enough, let alone the disgustingness of the act itself "
oooooooooooh all that bacteria in the rectum.... |
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