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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What do Icelandic ducks say?

Quark quark!

God,I tickle myself sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do Icelandic ducks say?

Quark quark!

God,I tickle myself sometimes!

Lol. More foodie jokes please ppl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanna hear a joke about pizza? It's a little bit cheesy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m sat here eating pasta by myself. It’s Cannelloni.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m having pheasant tonight instead of my usual

Venison .

Absolute game changer .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

What cheese is made backwards? Edam

(I like cheese... Sorry!)

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I got hit in the head by a can of pop.... Lucky for me it was a soft drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard ham burgers go to the Gym to get better buns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got hit in the head by a can of pop.... Lucky for me it was a soft drink

I left my job at the can pressing factory, it was Soda Pressing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do Icelandic ducks say?

Quark quark!

God,I tickle myself sometimes!

"
I don't get it I mean literally I don't get it

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By *ickey and MinnieCouple over a year ago

South of Bath

Last night we ate Wookie for tea

It was a little bit Chewie

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

There was only de brie left.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These food jokes are really tasty...I mean funny.

Ok I’ll get my coat...

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What do you call a bunch of blackberries strawberries and raspberries playing instruments?

A jam session.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peperami its a bit of an animal, my guess is the anus

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’m sat here eating pasta by myself. It’s Cannelloni."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My daughter made a cottage pie tonight, her 1st attempt at cooking potatoes. Smashed it

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By *r_RobertMan over a year ago

Dagenham

Not exactly food but...

A Roman Centurion walks up to the bar and holds up 2 fingers.

"5 pints of lager please"

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I heard ham burgers go to the Gym to get better buns

I like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A recently married Chinese couple are in bed the guys says to his wife "I fancy a 69" She turns to him as says Im not getting takeaway this time of night

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Last night we ate Wookie for tea

It was a little bit Chewie

Love it

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Whats Beethoven's favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

There was only de brie left. "

Oh dear

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As Mushroom as possible

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My daughter made a cottage pie tonight, her 1st attempt at cooking potatoes. Smashed it"

They peel them with their metal knives!

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"Not exactly food but...

A Roman Centurion walks up to the bar and holds up 2 fingers.

"5 pints of lager please""

You bugger you pinched that off me from a previous thread..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana .A Slipper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my meat raw.

I'm going to an all-you-can-eat place tomorrow..

Blackpool Zoo

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By *r_RobertMan over a year ago

Dagenham

"Not exactly food but...

A Roman Centurion walks up to the bar and holds up 2 fingers.

"5 pints of lager please"

You bugger you pinched that off me from a previous thread.. "

Honest guv, not guilty. Got that one from Reddit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m having pheasant tonight instead of my usual

Venison .

Absolute game changer . "

I bet it was deer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats Beethoven's favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na"

That's so funny, was it just me that read it with a minion voice though

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Whats Beethoven's favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na

That's so funny, was it just me that read it with a minion voice though

I am too now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m having pheasant tonight instead of my usual

Venison .

Absolute game changer .

I bet it was deer"

Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got some chips last night they were freezing...

I took them back to the casino

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ex-wife made some cottage pie ...the local council condemned it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What do Icelandic ducks say?

Quark quark!

God,I tickle myself sometimes!

I don't get it I mean literally I don't get it

You and me both buddy, you and me both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do Icelandic ducks say?

Quark quark!

God,I tickle myself sometimes!

I don't get it I mean literally I don't get it

You and me both buddy, you and me both."
..

maybe a play on the word Bjork.. all I can think of

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

There was a fight in our local chip shop last night...

The fish got battered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a fish with three eyes ?.

A fiiish

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What do Icelandic ducks say?

Quark quark!

God,I tickle myself sometimes!

I don't get it I mean literally I don't get it

You and me both buddy, you and me both...

maybe a play on the word Bjork.. all I can think of

Quark is a milk based food , similar to yoghurt, popular in Iceland and now over here....

End of today's public information lesson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do Icelandic ducks say?

Quark quark!

God,I tickle myself sometimes!

I don't get it I mean literally I don't get it

You and me both buddy, you and me both...

maybe a play on the word Bjork.. all I can think of

Quark is a milk based food , similar to yoghurt, popular in Iceland and now over here....

End of today's public information lesson

"
lol the new uns are the best uns

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"There was a fight in our local chip shop last night...

The fish got battered "

Ha, my kid liked that one

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Picture joke seen at the height of the mad cow disease crisis

Int. Very posh restaurant.

Snooty Waiter to diner:

"I'm afraid the Beef Wellington is off the menu tonight sir. .."

Diner "Oh... and why is that?"

Snooty Waiter:"...It thinks it's Napoleon"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 eggs boiling in a pan,

one says "it's red hot in here"

other says "wait til you get out, they smash your head in!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why aren't After Eights just called 'Nines'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza..

I should have put it on Aloha setting.

(Courtesy of someone else on the different thread)

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By *lex D.Man over a year ago

London

Ohhj nooo. I don't get it! Here's a better foodie one

...What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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By *lex D.Man over a year ago

London

"Ohhj nooo. I don't get it! Here's a better foodie one

...What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Aaaaaaa caaaaarrot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no legs, no eyes and no cock? Still no fucking idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last night I dreamt the sea was orange....but it was just a fantasea

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

What cheese is made backwards? Edam

(I like cheese... Sorry!) "

I’m terrible at remembering punchlines, but I always remember the nacho cheese one

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Last night I dreamt the sea was orange....but it was just a fantasea "

Love it

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

Stressed is just desserts backwards!!

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

My wife bet me that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.

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