"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......
it will lay eggs....
Infest your house....
Ever seen the film arachnophobia? 
Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds...."
In your house? |
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"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......
it will lay eggs....
Infest your house....
Ever seen the film arachnophobia?
Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....
In your house? "
Thankfully no, just at work.... so far. |
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"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......
it will lay eggs....
Infest your house....
Ever seen the film arachnophobia?
Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....
In your house?
Thankfully no, just at work.... so far. "
It's going home with you!!!!!!!.....doomed I tell you dooooooomeddddd |
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"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......
it will lay eggs....
Infest your house....
Ever seen the film arachnophobia?
Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....
In your house?
Thankfully no, just at work.... so far.
It's going home with you!!!!!!!.....doomed I tell you dooooooomeddddd "
I'm afraid there's no alternative then. I'll get the napalm! |
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"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......
it will lay eggs....
Infest your house....
Ever seen the film arachnophobia?
Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....
In your house?
Thankfully no, just at work.... so far.
It's going home with you!!!!!!!.....doomed I tell you dooooooomeddddd
I'm afraid there's no alternative then. I'll get the napalm!"
Do you have cats?? If so they will eat them..... seriously, they love em.... |
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"If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers
Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up 
Bad bit you might grow fangs "
Didn't happen to the guy who got bitten last week. He just got sore and pussy. |
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"If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers
Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up
Bad bit you might grow fangs
Didn't happen to the guy who got bitten last week. He just got sore and pussy."
There might be a delay
Watch out if he starts growing scary eyebrows |
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"If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers
Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up
Bad bit you might grow fangs
Didn't happen to the guy who got bitten last week. He just got sore and pussy."
Who knew spiders would attract pussy?! |
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"If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers
Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up
Bad bit you might grow fangs
Didn't happen to the guy who got bitten last week. He just got sore and pussy.
Who knew spiders would attract pussy?! "
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My day has been very wet clem.
I’d of gladly sat at your desk with the spider instead of wading through mud on site desperately trying to keep my tools dry  |
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"My day has been very wet clem.
I’d of gladly sat at your desk with the spider instead of wading through mud on site desperately trying to keep my tool dry "
Waterproof pants? |
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"My day has been very wet clem.
I’d of gladly sat at your desk with the spider instead of wading through mud on site desperately trying to keep my tool dry
Waterproof pants?"
I knew you had a sense of humour somewhere  |
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I've got this horrible looking big spider on the outside of my window which now I refuse to open. Hes got long legs and a big round body. Horrible creatures! |
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"Urgh false widow crawling up the power cables at the back of my desk. I didn't like seeing it! But now it's gone.... where is it??!! 
How's your day going?"
Probably went to somewhere even darker and more confined. I think you're safe |
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