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Fella goes into a barbers and asks for a 'Tony Curtis' (Ducks Arse).
Barber gets the clippers out and whirr, whirr etc. Holds the mirror up when he finishes.
Fella goes wtf, I asked for a 'Tony Curtis', you can't know who he is?!
Barber goes, "'course I do. I've seen the King and I, 15 times..." |
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"Fella goes into a barbers and asks for a 'Tony Curtis' (Ducks Arse).
Barber gets the clippers out and whirr, whirr etc. Holds the mirror up when he finishes.
Fella goes wtf, I asked for a 'Tony Curtis', you can't know who he is?!
Barber goes, "'course I do. I've seen the King and I, 15 times...""
OR.....that's not a Tony Curtis
It would be if he came in here |
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A magician performs on a cruise ship. His parrot sits on it's perch.
It keeps looking at the audience saying, "it's down his sleeve", "it's up his trouser leg" etc.
Magician thinks "time I got rid of the bloody thing".
Boom! The ships boilers blow. Magician finds himself clinging to a plank for 3 days adrift and alone with the parrot.
"Been thinking" says the parrot, "how'd you make the ship disappear...?" |
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