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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The internet keeps stopping

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

There’s s lady at no 1 in hot photos

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By *uHorny1Man over a year ago

Cannock

Its pissing down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mini me allowed me a full nights sleep

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

It's not raining and I've put the recycling out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got the dentist in an hour

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Wet Wednesday with water washing Walsall westwards. Will wait with wetted wishes, that Thursday tries to tempt toward turning torrid tornadoes. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive just stood on a plug

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Ive just stood on a plug"

Ouch!! 2nd only in pain to standing on lego!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive just stood on a plug

Ouch!! 2nd only in pain to standing on lego!! "

Agreed! The days clearly not going to get any better, i should just climb back into bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not raining and I've put the recycling out "

This post reminded me to put mine out haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning poo time cant wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need someone to bring me a coffee

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Ive just stood on a plug

Ouch!! 2nd only in pain to standing on lego!!

Agreed! The days clearly not going to get any better, i should just climb back into bed"

My Monday morning started similar stubbing my toe on the cupboard looking for my keys which were in my pocket all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As per another thread just had the marmite peanut butter for breakfast....not nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is traffic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m on the right train!

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Of work this week. Loving this rain/sun cycle. Diy on the rainy days then out and about when sun shines.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The heating is on. Again.

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By *trangeleftyMan over a year ago

London

I'm pregnant and leaving the eu

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Got to survey a job ( outdoors ) at 10am

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm pregnant and leaving the eu"

One of them is impossible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My trip to the loo was succesful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive just stood on a plug

Ouch!! 2nd only in pain to standing on lego!!

Agreed! The days clearly not going to get any better, i should just climb back into bed

My Monday morning started similar stubbing my toe on the cupboard looking for my keys which were in my pocket all the time

Ahhh no! Its one of them days

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

The only sun that I will see today is, ! when he comes home from work.

Where has summer gone.

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I fell back asleep, my coffees gone cold

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Thinking of staying in bed and cuddling the dog. Too wet today.

Jo x

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By *pitfiremk10Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Hot and sunny in Spain.

So glad I made that move!

However female company would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As per another thread just had the marmite peanut butter for breakfast....not nice"

Ah! Ahh! Now,I have a question (I only saw that stuff yesterday for the first time,bear with me): is that peanut butter that just happens to be made by the Marmite people (I grew up a Bovril boy,Marmite didn't get a look-in. I don't like Marmite...) OR is it peanut butter mixed with Marmite?

If it's the latter I'd imagine that's some good peanut butter ruined.

Oh,and back on topic: I think I might have stewed the tea whilst writing this. Bugger.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Got the dentist in an hour"

At the dentists now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wife snoring. Cat pestering me for food.

And this rain is fucking me right off....no cricket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's raining again jeeeeez

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made toast then found out theres no butter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to go do cereal and there's no milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made toast then found out theres no butter

Damn...thanks for the reminder.

When her majesty wakes up, I will send her out in the rain, maybe naked, lol....and make her go shopping....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made toast then found out theres no butter

Damn...thanks for the reminder.

When her majesty wakes up, I will send her out in the rain, maybe naked, lol....and make her go shopping...."
its a long walk but send her up with a bit thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm wet , tired , and depressed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's time for the central heating. Me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's still raining...... Stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can finally use forums...week is such a long time

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

I've ordered a double pleasure strap on so I can get off whilst pegging

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No ashes cricket due to RAIN.Someones bound to be out for a DUCK !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just bought a nice new iPhone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a Jimmy riddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This train is actually on time. Doh bet that's jinxed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As per another thread just had the marmite peanut butter for breakfast....not nice

Peanut butter mixed with marmite

If it's the latter I'd imagine that's some good peanut butter ruined.

Oh,and back on topic: I think I might have stewed the tea whilst writing this. Bugger.

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Only two hours till I finish work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breaking News!

Apparently, I'm a great looking woman.

All deduced from a few pictures of my arse n fandango.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Waiting to hear Liverpool trounce Chelsea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m knackered

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

I need to wash up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Finished work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey! It's the fun bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey! It's the fun bus"
i am not driving just sayin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a 17 hour cook ahead of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im a lucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its still pissing down

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Its Thursday picking up a hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im out of milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's fffffing sunny outside stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

England are batting.

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By *ike73300Man over a year ago

Liverpool

England aren't batting very well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's sunny yaaaay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our mouse, Pablo, didn't escape, on his first night back in his big cage!

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By *edbath 5Man over a year ago

london

Jason Roy is out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m content.

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By *pitfiremk10Man over a year ago

Gloucester

My cat is shouting at me for food again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m content."
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I thought that said incontinent at first

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I got the Barry out and did some dusting today.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I took this thread from it's amusing 69 posts to a boring 70.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m content..

I thought that said incontinent at first"

Nope, not yet...

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

Song popped into my head I haven't listened to in years and I now have it on repeat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FdkfWjrmp98

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flapjack just coming out of the oven

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

My boob's are hot and heavy tonight and their drivingr mad.

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

"My boob's are hot and heavy tonight and their drivingr mad.

Here I'll hold them for you and give them a little blow to cool them down

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll be 21 tomorrow

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

"I’ll be 21 tomorrow

You don't look a day over 19

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

"My boob's are hot and heavy tonight and their drivingr mad.

Here I'll hold them for you and give them a little blow to cool them down

Your so kind, hang on while I take my bra off.....ready....and blow...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are some fakes on here !

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've got heartburn

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm eating grapes....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mojo has been found and I'm as horny as fuck!

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

"My mojo has been found and I'm as horny as fuck!"

Was it in your pocket?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve eaten three pink & whites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've ran out of mcvities choccy digestives....dunkage denied

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple over a year ago

Oakham

I am going to masterbate furiously.

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

"I am going to masterbate furiously."
pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just got into bed naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yet another timewaster on here

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My heartburn seems to have cleared up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The darkness is going.. I've a feeling it'll be back..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm awake for about the 6 th time tonight damnit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need a pee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Andy Murray's on television news again mumbling something about he either can play or he can't play.. only whales can hear his monotone

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By *.A.MGUY55Man over a year ago

Rochdale

Broke down in cornwall an going to be £649 to get car an 3 passengers an bikes back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mug of tea has gone cold while reading this thread. Will have to put it in the micro and nuke it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My umbrella just broke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it seems to good to be true- it probably is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Rain stops play. And theres no cricket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve just mopped the floors

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just starting my coursework

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just starting the crossword

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’ve cleared my conservatory and made it my “zen space”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve cleared my conservatory and made it my “zen space”"
karma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve cleared my conservatory and made it my “zen space”"
zen stewy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asda is flooded in Wigan

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By *lymanMan over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Just opened 1st beer

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By *ristolcouple21Couple over a year ago

Bristol

It’s still raining

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

In a new pub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work was quiet. Ish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made toast then found out theres no butter

I’d be gutted! Dry toast is just rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s too wet to go out, so I’m staying in x Viv x

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

My dog had the groomer visit and now I am the proud owner of a dog/giraffe hybrid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just set the iron & ironing board up and can feel the ironing rage starting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My dog had the groomer visit and now I am the proud owner of a dog/giraffe hybrid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was staring at a woman in a green dress with cleavage on a the central line today from st Paul's...I was secretly holding in an erection in my baggy jeans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres crap on tv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's pissed down all day with very high winds not good, stop

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I've eaten to much....feel urh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just burnt my fingers, whilst soldering some connectors to an antenna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice hot shower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had lush pizza and even lusher ice cream for afters

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Its not long now ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its not long now ..."

That sounds almost exciting

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Its not long now ..."

Shrunk did it?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’ve just had a hot bubble bath

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Feeling tipsy

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

Has had a pants full of being wet today....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barca won't win this game ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never gonna meet someone on here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Barca won't win this game ..."

And they just went 1 down

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just paired a whole load of socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Barca won't win this game ...

And they just went 1 down

They lost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dry spell is over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's lots of air outside..think I'll try some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Morning All, Newbie needs some advice please ! Which Party are you’ll going to if any Manchester or Blackpool ?? Thanks

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

My husband is still asleep.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I've got wind.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still so full of food I ate last night

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I have earplugs in my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m up

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’ve broken a nail.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got a busy day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its raining...again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve broken a nail. "

you won't see it once you've got your socks on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never gonna meet someone on here..."

For those that have not met anyone yet...

Never say never.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm on Fab on a new laptop. It has a much bigger screen. The penis pictures are jumping out at my life-sized!

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

I'm sitting outside having a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's quite hot today.

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I've just bought a no touch kitchen bin where the lid opens automatically on a sensor for a bargain price.

And set it off 5 times by accident just walking by!!

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Record breaking temperatures here in Florida today. It's hot as hell folks, 11:00am and it's 100°

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I've just bought a no touch kitchen bin where the lid opens automatically on a sensor for a bargain price.

And set it off 5 times by accident just walking by!! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had dinner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just played snooker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its Saturday and I'm feeling fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its Saturday and I'm feeling fabulous

"
of course you are....... Clubbing without me again are we........ Ha

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

We have a girlfriend! met through fab but she's left as too many weirdo blokes messaging. Stayed here all last weekend & will be back soon enough. Just a shame she's nearly 200 miles away but she's happy to come here once or twice a month

We are happy as pigs in wossname

S&H

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've ridden my new bike 19 miles now my legs don't work

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

My yoga trapeze is up!

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve blocked a twat

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I’ve blocked a twat "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sunny saturday washings sorted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its Saturday and I'm feeling fabulous

of course you are....... Clubbing without me again are we........ Ha

Lol x

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm waiting on my first "same day" amazon delivery, very exciting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Liverpool win Manchester City don't.

game over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm on Fab on a new laptop. It has a much bigger screen. The penis pictures are jumping out at my life-sized!

Ha! I mean the perks of having a bigger screen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The strawberries I bought in the market were absolutely delicious

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’ve just eaten Mexican food

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

My wind has subsided.........although the cats have fainted...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Waiting for the cricket. a nail-biting final day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's raining AGAIN

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