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They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.
Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs
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"They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.
Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs
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Genuine lol here. Do you feel the same about all crustaceans? Mr. |
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"They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.
Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs
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Genuine lol here. Do you feel the same about all crustaceans? Mr. "
Yeah, I don't trust them. That hard exterior is hiding something sinister.... I can smell it
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"They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.
Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs
P
Genuine lol here. Do you feel the same about all crustaceans? Mr.
Yeah, I don't trust them. That hard exterior is hiding something sinister.... I can smell it
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thats the fanny you just caved in  |
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By *rSquareMan
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"I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr. "
Being polite in an extreme location....
“Goodness gracious Richard it certainly is positively nuggets up here at the top of Everest. Would one care for a cup of tea”? |
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"I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr.
Being polite in an extreme location....
“Goodness gracious Richard it certainly is positively nuggets up here at the top of Everest. Would one care for a cup of tea”?"
To be fair, I’d watch that. Mr. |
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"They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.
Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs
P
Genuine lol here. Do you feel the same about all crustaceans? Mr.
Yeah, I don't trust them. That hard exterior is hiding something sinister.... I can smell it
Pthats the fanny you just caved in "
I'd totally be wearing steel toe caps with barred spears welded on.
Fuck it, fire up the mig and hand me a match
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By *lex D.Man
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"I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr. "
I'd say they are suppressing their inner barstard. Be afraid!  |
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"You apologise when some one bumps into you "
Nah, that's just thick people. I've done that before then when it's all sunk in I've realised what a nobber I've just been
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"I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr. "
Maybe it’s saying please and thank you, and observing general etiquette rules whilst snowboarding off a big mountain!
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Extreme politeness? Knowing when a top hat should be worn, and at what angle. How to use a Vichyssoise fork correctly? When to signal to the other ladies to leave the room in order for the gentlemen to smoke cigars, drink port and brandy and put the world to rights? Helping a lady who is having an attack of the vapours into cooler arbours? Having a clean hankerchief at all times, silk preferably and without snuff stains.
That kind of thing? |
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"Extreme politeness? Knowing when a top hat should be worn, and at what angle. How to use a Vichyssoise fork correctly? When to signal to the other ladies to leave the room in order for the gentlemen to smoke cigars, drink port and brandy and put the world to rights? Helping a lady who is having an attack of the vapours into cooler arbours? Having a clean hankerchief at all times, silk preferably and without snuff stains.
That kind of thing?"
Christ, it was Jacob Rees-Mogg’s profile. Mr. |
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"Aged 50 and goes on holiday with their mum. Those type of people.  "
To be fair, they are probably looking after them. Its the ones who go on holiday with their 50 year old mum that are sad. Imagine turning up at an 18-30 holiday with your mum. Probably thought it was a reanactment of the year 1830. |
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"Extreme politeness? Knowing when a top hat should be worn, and at what angle. How to use a Vichyssoise fork correctly? When to signal to the other ladies to leave the room in order for the gentlemen to smoke cigars, drink port and brandy and put the world to rights? Helping a lady who is having an attack of the vapours into cooler arbours? Having a clean hankerchief at all times, silk preferably and without snuff stains.
That kind of thing?
Christ, it was Jacob Rees-Mogg’s profile. Mr. "
Well its what we were taught at prep school. Didnt your prep school cover these basics? Did nanny not teach you anything??? |
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"People who apologise all the time....irritating "
I once knew a lad like that, and to help him with his confidence I pointed it out to him, to which he said "sorry". I gave up from that point. |
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