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BEREFT OF DICK PICS

By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got mine in a poncho, is that any good ?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I've not had a dick in my box for yeaaaaars. I feel your pain. Listen to this, it'll cheer you up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry Miss TMN ...

I am a self confessed failure at fab. I don't reveal my private bits in public.

It's an arrestable offence

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I’ve got mine in a poncho, is that any good ? "

Is it a jaunty poncho?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

Not sure what’s happening here on Fab either , we advertised on our status for a guy or woman & wink if interested , we have only received one wink absolutely amazing , perhaps we’ve scared everyone off ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have any exciting hats. They're all plain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many people have cock-sized hats lying around?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hat or no hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I don't have any exciting hats. They're all plain. "

Get out your colouring pens!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How many people have cock-sized hats lying around?

I thought everyone did?!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!"

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Hat or no hat

You can leave your hat on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got mine in a poncho, is that any good ?

Is it a jaunty poncho?"

Yes, i wear it Skew whiff!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many people have cock-sized hats lying around?

I thought everyone did?!"

I think I gave all my childhood Lego away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received."

I'm not sure how to take that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received."

And you ridiculed it

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

And you ridiculed it

You didn't see it...

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I’ve got mine in a poncho, is that any good ?

Is it a jaunty poncho?

Yes, i wear it Skew whiff! "

That counts! Crack on.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How many people have cock-sized hats lying around?

I thought everyone did?!

I think I gave all my childhood Lego away

How are your origami skills?

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By *0rn1Man over a year ago

soutport

"How many people have cock-sized hats lying around?

Very true...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

And you ridiculed it

You didn't see it...

Thank the Fab Lord I don't wish to be exposed to the sight of dick pics

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I've not had a dick in my box for yeaaaaars. I feel your pain. Listen to this, it'll cheer you up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg"

"One: cut a hole in the box..."

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

And you ridiculed it

You didn't see it...

Thank the Fab Lord I don't wish to be exposed to the sight of dick pics

Eh...maybe on the wrong site then buddy?

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

I have been sent loads of cock pics today ( not complaining) you can have some of them !!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I have been sent loads of cock pics today ( not complaining) you can have some of them !! "

Do they have hats though? I need hats. Jaunty hats.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Specially for you .. Darth Vader dick pic

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Specially for you .. Darth Vader dick pic"

Admire my dark helmet

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Specially for you .. Darth Vader dick pic

Admire my dark helmet"

And little Cape

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Specially for you .. Darth Vader dick pic

Admire my dark helmet"

Fine work sir. I thank you!

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Dam, no hats, sorry.

Some have jizz popping out of them and one had a donut over it if that's any good ?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

And you ridiculed it

You didn't see it...

Thank the Fab Lord I don't wish to be exposed to the sight of dick pics

Eh...maybe on the wrong site then buddy?

I often say that of lots of other members. Particularly the females that have in capitals

'NOT MEETING'

But then I respect we are all here for different reasons and it begins to make sense, slowly breaking down the enigma

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

And you ridiculed it

You didn't see it...

Thank the Fab Lord I don't wish to be exposed to the sight of dick pics

Eh...maybe on the wrong site then buddy?

I often say that of lots of other members. Particularly the females that have in capitals

'NOT MEETING'

But then I respect we are all here for different reasons and it begins to make sense, slowly breaking down the enigma

Being here for different reasons is all well and good - but I think you're unlikely to avoid the sight of dick pics. Unless you close your eyes?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Dam, no hats, sorry.

Some have jizz popping out of them and one had a donut over it if that's any good ?? Xx "

Sorry, nope. Hats or ponchos at a push. But no baked goods.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

And you ridiculed it

You didn't see it...

Thank the Fab Lord I don't wish to be exposed to the sight of dick pics

Eh...maybe on the wrong site then buddy?

I often say that of lots of other members. Particularly the females that have in capitals

'NOT MEETING'

But then I respect we are all here for different reasons and it begins to make sense, slowly breaking down the enigma

Being here for different reasons is all well and good - but I think you're unlikely to avoid the sight of dick pics. Unless you close your eyes?

I suffer from a condition called

'Selective Vision' ... it helps on a site like this

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

And you ridiculed it

You didn't see it...

Thank the Fab Lord I don't wish to be exposed to the sight of dick pics

Eh...maybe on the wrong site then buddy?

I often say that of lots of other members. Particularly the females that have in capitals

'NOT MEETING'

But then I respect we are all here for different reasons and it begins to make sense, slowly breaking down the enigma

Being here for different reasons is all well and good - but I think you're unlikely to avoid the sight of dick pics. Unless you close your eyes?

I suffer from a condition called

'Selective Vision' ... it helps on a site like this

Is that when you just close one eye?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Specially for you .. Darth Vader dick pic"

That deserved the Fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted on a thread earlier requesting pics of dicks with jaunty hats on the end. 7 hours have passed, and guess how many I have received?

Big fat zero. Zilch. Zippo.

What's the fab world coming to when a girl can't even receive one solitary comical cock in her box?

A very sad Mrs TMN

On its way!

Whoop! One ridiculous cock pic received.

And you ridiculed it

You didn't see it...

Thank the Fab Lord I don't wish to be exposed to the sight of dick pics

Eh...maybe on the wrong site then buddy?

I often say that of lots of other members. Particularly the females that have in capitals

'NOT MEETING'

But then I respect we are all here for different reasons and it begins to make sense, slowly breaking down the enigma

Being here for different reasons is all well and good - but I think you're unlikely to avoid the sight of dick pics. Unless you close your eyes?

I suffer from a condition called

'Selective Vision' ... it helps on a site like this

Is that when you just close one eye?"

There are so many on here I have to close both eyes and and stick my fingers in my ears at times

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

38 messages on the thread.

2 comical dick pics received.

We can do better than this! Come on, men! Improvise a wee turban out of a hanky or something.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"38 messages on the thread.

2 comical dick pics received.

We can do better than this! Come on, men! Improvise a wee turban out of a hanky or something. "

At least they don’t have to live with you. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet your one of those that would dress there dog

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I bet your one of those that would dress there dog

You bet incorrectly.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

I would, but the bush round the the tree truck needs a trim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"38 messages on the thread.

2 comical dick pics received.

We can do better than this! Come on, men! Improvise a wee turban out of a hanky or something. "

It qualified then

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"38 messages on the thread.

2 comical dick pics received.

We can do better than this! Come on, men! Improvise a wee turban out of a hanky or something.

It qualified then

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"38 messages on the thread.

2 comical dick pics received.

We can do better than this! Come on, men! Improvise a wee turban out of a hanky or something.

It qualified then

Nope!"

As good as it gets with me on here

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By *rSquareMan over a year ago

Cambridge

"How many people have cock-sized hats lying around?

Plenty of people claim to have hat sized cocks though ??

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