I do like going to art gallerys and pretending like I'm casing the joint. Asking about the roof and how the pictures come down and stuff. Not done it in ages.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

Bet it didn’t take her 7 years! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

I've painted a kraken in my bathroom. Bog Monster

You can just about see it in one or two of my pics.. I've a Bob Marley mural. One half finished Royal British Navy Ensign (I'm army.. wtf!) and one half finished Jolly Roger.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

I've painted a kraken in my bathroom. Bog Monster

You can just about see it in one or two of my pics.. I've a Bob Marley mural. One half finished Royal British Navy Ensign (I'm army.. wtf!) and one half finished Jolly Roger."

I do like a well done “Muriel” (bless you Hilda Ogden” on the wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did they only give Vivaldi four seasons, thought he deserved more.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Why did they only give Vivaldi four seasons, thought he deserved more. "

What team did he play for

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!"

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Why did they only give Vivaldi four seasons, thought he deserved more.

What team did he play for

Roma therapi

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

Dunnit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

Is he in the yellow pages, I need someone to artex my ceiling ?!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

I've painted a kraken in my bathroom. Bog Monster

You can just about see it in one or two of my pics.. I've a Bob Marley mural. One half finished Royal British Navy Ensign (I'm army.. wtf!) and one half finished Jolly Roger.

I do like a well done “Muriel” (bless you Hilda Ogden” on the wall

With ducks????

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

Dunnit

Swine! Where was my invitation?

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

Is he in the yellow pages, I need someone to artex my ceiling ?!"

Artex is very last century! My kids set a smoke bomb off in the lounge (little bastards)! Certainly gives an interesting artistic effect to the ceiling! Shall I send them round?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where's the cock thread?"

It's over there.....

*points.......

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Where's the cock thread?

It's over there.....

*points......."

Are you pointing with your cock for added effect?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Where's the cock thread?

It's over there.....

*points......."

I don't know where you're pointing

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where's the cock thread?

It's over there.....

*points.......

Are you pointing with your cock for added effect?

Yes. Thankfully it doesn't have to point far.....

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where's the cock thread?

It's over there.....

*points.......

I don't know where you're pointing "

There woman, over there.....

*offers steps.....

**resists the urge to offer a bunk up.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Is this the accompanying thread to the cumming over wife's pics thread?

Cos I'm pretty sure she won't be happy if you defile her Titians!!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Is this the accompanying thread to the cumming over wife's pics thread?

Cos I'm pretty sure she won't be happy if you defile her Titians!!"

Cum on my Titian’s

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Is this the accompanying thread to the cumming over wife's pics thread?

Cos I'm pretty sure she won't be happy if you defile her Titians!!"

Her face looks like an artexers radio......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know when a spin off programme does better than the original, that’s this thread that is.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Is this the accompanying thread to the cumming over wife's pics thread?

Cos I'm pretty sure she won't be happy if you defile her Titians!!

Cum on my Titian’s

I'm not an Ibiza foam machine love.......

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Did Michelangelo lay on his back to paint the Sistine Chapel?

And was he paid by the hour?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know when a spin off programme does better than the original, that’s this thread that is."

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know when a spin off programme does better than the original, that’s this thread that is.

True story.

Shameless, riding on my coat tails!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know when a spin off programme does better than the original, that’s this thread that is.

True story.

Shameless, riding on my coat tails! "

Uh huh.

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