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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off  lol true unless your strapped on 
What's Al got to do with this? "
He’ll be pegging you to the plane  |
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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on
What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?"
Wait......................Christ look at the time...... |
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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on
What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?
Wait......................Christ look at the time......"
half past shopping? |
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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on
What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?
Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping? "
6 minutes past a cuppa tea.... |
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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on
What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?
Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?
6 minutes past a cuppa tea...."
or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al? |
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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on
What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?
Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?
6 minutes past a cuppa tea....or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al? "
He’s pegging her to the plane |
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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on
What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?
Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?
6 minutes past a cuppa tea....or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al? "
Ask Cheeky chops, I'm off shoppping..... |
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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on
What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?
Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?
6 minutes past a cuppa tea....or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al?
Ask Cheeky chops, I'm off shoppping..... "
lol remember me I like anything gold 22 carrots so I can see int dark |
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"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on
What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?
Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?
6 minutes past a cuppa tea....or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al?
He’s pegging her to the plane "
pilot probably they're incorrigible |
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Not that difficult and I'm built for comfort not speed: my partner in crime was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shit house.
First class toilets (we were classy back then), Air Cubana en route Frank Pais International Airport.
We hit turbulence and the air hostess was in the foyer asking people to return to their seats. Her face was a picture when Rob and I came out of the loo.  |
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The best thing about sex on a plane is coming out of the cubicle and seeing the looks of delight on the people waiting for a pees faces. Totes amazeballs.
I'd also do it earlier in the flight rather than later. |
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"I’m the kind of guy that needs comforting on a plane.
I’d much rather a woman offer to hold my hand and tell me it’s all ok! "
Ditto !! ...by sitting in my seat i seem to think im safer lol . Its no natural to walk around on something in the air lol |
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"I’m the kind of guy that needs comforting on a plane.
I’d much rather a woman offer to hold my hand and tell me it’s all ok!
Ditto !! ...by sitting in my seat i seem to think im safer lol . Its no natural to walk around on something in the air lol"
I don’t think I’ve ever even undone my seat belt on a plane |
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Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers! |
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"I’m the kind of guy that needs comforting on a plane.
I’d much rather a woman offer to hold my hand and tell me it’s all ok!
Ditto !! ...by sitting in my seat i seem to think im safer lol . Its no natural to walk around on something in the air lol
I don’t think I’ve ever even undone my seat belt on a plane "
Good boy although you do need to move about on long flights. |
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"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!"
In my 22 years of working on a plane, I’ve never heard or seen any of my colleagues get up to mischief. Not worth losing the job. Can’t think of anything more yucky than getting up to naughties on a plane anyway. |
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"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!"
You weren't both at work if you were having sex. What if a passenger popped their head in to ask for a glass of water ? |
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"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!
You weren't both at work if you were having sex. What if a passenger popped their head in to ask for a glass of water ? "
The galley is never a private space on my flights. Always someone coming in and out. |
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"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!
In my 22 years of working on a plane, I’ve never heard or seen any of my colleagues get up to mischief. Not worth losing the job. Can’t think of anything more yucky than getting up to naughties on a plane anyway. "
It was only the one time and was not as risky as it sounds. Inter crew relationships are much more likely to happen down route in the night stop hotel or outside of work. Actually I remember one of the dispatchers at Luton dislocating a stewardesses hip whilst getting fruity in the airside rest room once but that’s another story....
I really don’t understand the excitement of going to the toilet in a plane to have sex, firstly the logistics and secondly the hygiene factor. Also a lot of people don’t realise that the cabin crew can open that toilet door very easily from the outside ! |
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"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!
In my 22 years of working on a plane, I’ve never heard or seen any of my colleagues get up to mischief. Not worth losing the job. Can’t think of anything more yucky than getting up to naughties on a plane anyway.
It was only the one time and was not as risky as it sounds. Inter crew relationships are much more likely to happen down route in the night stop hotel or outside of work. Actually I remember one of the dispatchers at Luton dislocating a stewardesses hip whilst getting fruity in the airside rest room once but that’s another story....
I really don’t understand the excitement of going to the toilet in a plane to have sex, firstly the logistics and secondly the hygiene factor. Also a lot of people don’t realise that the cabin crew can open that toilet door very easily from the outside !"
Exactly. We have ears and eyes everywhere. I’ve never really been into the ‘crew’ relationships thing. I’ve probably met about 2 In all my years. Was in long relationships most of the time so no interest in getting with anyone. |
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"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!
You weren't both at work if you were having sex. What if a passenger popped their head in to ask for a glass of water ?
The galley is never a private space on my flights. Always someone coming in and out. "
Well there was no risk of customers popping their head round the curtain as it was a very rare treat for crew, an empty positioning sector without passengers. Just an engineer travelling down route to fix the aircraft we were going to replace. |
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"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!
You weren't both at work if you were having sex. What if a passenger popped their head in to ask for a glass of water ?
The galley is never a private space on my flights. Always someone coming in and out.
Well there was no risk of customers popping their head round the curtain as it was a very rare treat for crew, an empty positioning sector without passengers. Just an engineer travelling down route to fix the aircraft we were going to replace."
Well that’s different then and if I was doing a positioning flight with a partner, I’m sure I would have taken the opportunity. |
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