What ridiculous things have you said or had said to you during or after sex?
Mine was immediately after sex - he'd just cum, and said "jeepers!" I burst out laughing, and thankfully he also saw the funny side or that could have been awkward...
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I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well!  |
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"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well! "
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"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well!
Ahahahaha that is a doozy! "
Yeah. I was young and inexperienced and happy to be in bed with a real girl!  |
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"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well!
Ahahahaha that is a doozy!
Yeah. I was young and inexperienced and happy to be in bed with a real girl! "
It was all too much excitement. Bless your 18 year old self  |
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"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well! "
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"My ex wife “oh my god, I feel like my legs have popped off”
What now?!"
That’s what the ex wife said after having quite a lot of orgasms, she said it on more than one occasion actually. |
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"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well!
Did you have to go down well to make amends?? "
Nah, she wasn’t having any of it. My verbal faux pas was the only slip of the tongue that night! |
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