I'm getting the snip !!!
So on the 7 September I'm throwing a fab forum send off party.
All to celebrate my last wank 
All invited
Need a few religious leaders to say a few words to send my merry sperm to there spiritual home
Vicars
Priests
Rabbi
Voodoo (priest?)
Etc
Also any ideas to make this the best wank ever would be lovely 
Brink booze 
Party will start at 7 with the big wank about 10
Party over about 5 past 10
Wil keep posted over the next few weeks
Let me know if your cumming |
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Strap some some party pop pers to your cock with the strings attached to your hand, have a good slow rub until you're about blow then tug real hard so they go oof at the same time you pop your load. That's a send off |
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"Strap some some party pop pers to your cock with the strings attached to your hand, have a good slow rub until you're about blow then tug real hard so they go oof at the same time you pop your load. That's a send off"
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"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?
If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking. "
Lol sorry
My last wank with my living sperm
Fun thread |
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"From now til then eat a spoonful of glitter every hour so it infiltrates your whole body then when you cum it'll be like a confetti cannon. "
Amazing idea xx
Not sure to have a little cremation for them on a little model boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?
If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.
Lol sorry
My last wank with my living sperm
Fun thread "
Would you go through with the snip if it meant you couldn't blow your beans again, ever? Probably easier just getting rid of the wife and kids  |
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"Literally the best days work I ever did getting the Snip.
Back then I thought it may “calm me down”, in fact it made me worse!
I thought I could spray my jizz anywhere and not do any damage  "
Thanks so so much I have been worried
Looking forward to it now |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
See now I have Last Dance for me music running round my head:
You can wank-every wank with the guy
Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight
You can smile-every smile for the man
Who held your hand neath the pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last wank for me |
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"See now I have Last Dance for me music running round my head:
You can wank-every wank with the guy
Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight
You can smile-every smile for the man
Who held your hand neath the pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last wank for me"
Brilliant xx |
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By *coxy69Man
over a year ago
Stone |
"See now I have Last Dance for me music running round my head:
You can wank-every wank with the guy
Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight
You can smile-every smile for the man
Who held your hand neath the pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last wank for me"
It’s a classic |
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"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?
If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.
Lol sorry
My last wank with my living sperm
Fun thread "
Sorry to burst your bubble but it will take a while to clear out of your system. In fact once you're healed you'll have to do lots of wanking to help clear it. Good luck! |
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"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?
If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.
Lol sorry
My last wank with my living sperm
Fun thread
Sorry to burst your bubble but it will take a while to clear out of your system. In fact once you're healed you'll have to do lots of wanking to help clear it. Good luck!"
Hope they don't burst my bubbles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?
If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.
Lol sorry
My last wank with my living sperm
Fun thread
Sorry to burst your bubble but it will take a while to clear out of your system. In fact once you're healed you'll have to do lots of wanking to help clear it. Good luck!"
Yep, 8 months before I was clear |
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