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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm meant to go to a BBQ later but I don't want to go.
It's grey and rainy which I can cope with but some of the other guests do my tits in.
What excuse can I use? I need something inventive. |
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"I'm meant to go to a BBQ later but I don't want to go.
It's grey and rainy which I can cope with but some of the other guests do my tits in.
What excuse can I use? I need something inventive. "
You managed to clean up the diarrhea on the carpet from yesterday but you can't clear the smell and you really don't want to spread it to everyone at the barbie. |
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"Tell them you have c diff
Don't I use that for cleaning the bath ?
Or you could say you were having problems putting up a curtain pole. Granny Crumpet is good with curtain poles  "
That pole is firmly in place ! Took long enough but it's done! |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"Tell them you’re an Agoraphobic vegan. Next."
"But there's a great choice of salads and as the weather's rubbish so we'll be indoors." Just playing devil's advocate here and anticipating the response to a seemingly infallible excuse  |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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"I'm meant to go to a BBQ later but I don't want to go.
It's grey and rainy which I can cope with but some of the other guests do my tits in.
What excuse can I use? I need something inventive. "
Just be honest, it's a grey miserable day and you don't feel up to it |
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"Tell them you have c diff
Don't I use that for cleaning the bath ?
Or you could say you were having problems putting up a curtain pole. Granny Crumpet is good with curtain poles
That pole is firmly in place ! Took long enough but it's done!"
I’ve had a good chuckle thinking about that curtain pole
That was a funny day! |
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