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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog 
That's love that is, I caught one of mine eating his the other day... "
I’d much sooner he ate than giving me some snot jewellery to wear on my face  |
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"Of a mum of a boy, nothing surprises me anymore and I’ve still got the teenager years to come "
I hear you there, I had to explain to mine what's period was last week....he was mortified...all because I said I couldn't go swimming. .. |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well  "
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now? |
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"Of a mum of a boy, nothing surprises me anymore and I’ve still got the teenager years to come "
Yep, I've got a mid teen. I have to remind him everyday to change his underwear...
Grim creatures |
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"Of a mum of a boy, nothing surprises me anymore and I’ve still got the teenager years to come
I hear you there, I had to explain to mine what's period was last week....he was mortified...all because I said I couldn't go swimming. .. "
Well that I’m lucky on.... skirted that issue over the years until last week he was with me buying my supply and he goes “oh no does this mean you are going to be moody soon”  
Got to love sex education at school  |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now? "
I wish he was I could boot him out then  |
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Parent of a teenage son.....they have a unique smell about them and speak an entirely different language. He also likes to announce loudly (so the neighbours can hear) that he’s just done a massive poo |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then "
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!! |
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"Of a mum of a boy, nothing surprises me anymore and I’ve still got the teenager years to come
Yep, I've got a mid teen. I have to remind him everyday to change his underwear...
Grim creatures"
That is not a problem, he’d change twice a day if I let him.... my biggest thing is reminding him to get in the damn shower and use soap don’t just stand under the water and sing |
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"Of a mum of a boy, nothing surprises me anymore and I’ve still got the teenager years to come "
I had 3 teenagers. They're adults now. Biggest tip for you is, NEVER pick up their socks from the floor! Clean or used, leave those socks for him to put in the wash! Lol. |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!! "
But did he wipe his bogey on your face when he came back? |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
But did he wipe his bogey on your face when he came back? "
No his dog shat on my floor....  |
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"Of a mum of a boy, nothing surprises me anymore and I’ve still got the teenager years to come
I hear you there, I had to explain to mine what's period was last week....he was mortified...all because I said I couldn't go swimming. ..
Well that I’m lucky on.... skirted that issue over the years until last week he was with me buying my supply and he goes “oh no does this mean you are going to be moody soon”
Got to love sex education at school "
LMAO, kids aye...thwy say the nicest of things don't they....  |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!! "
30!? . I would of changed the locks lol.
Mine are aged 21 and 19. Both currently saving up to move out. I can't wait! lol. |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
But did he wipe his bogey on your face when he came back?
No his dog shat on my floor.... "
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
30!? . I would of changed the locks lol.
Mine are aged 21 and 19. Both currently saving up to move out. I can't wait! lol."
Oh he did all that....until he started using another part of his anatomy to think.... |
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"Of a mum of a boy, nothing surprises me anymore and I’ve still got the teenager years to come
I had 3 teenagers. They're adults now. Biggest tip for you is, NEVER pick up their socks from the floor! Clean or used, leave those socks for him to put in the wash! Lol."
Lol thanks
We’ve already had that chat he will be provided with a big box of tissues that he has to clear up.... |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
30!? . I would of changed the locks lol.
Mine are aged 21 and 19. Both currently saving up to move out. I can't wait! lol.
Oh he did all that....until he started using another part of his anatomy to think.... "
Good lad!
He’s not on here is he? |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
30!? . I would of changed the locks lol.
Mine are aged 21 and 19. Both currently saving up to move out. I can't wait! lol.
Oh he did all that....until he started using another part of his anatomy to think....
Good lad!
He’s not on here is he? "
His looks he gets from me ....brains from his dad......  |
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"Of a mum of a boy, nothing surprises me anymore and I’ve still got the teenager years to come
I hear you there, I had to explain to mine what's period was last week....he was mortified...all because I said I couldn't go swimming. ..
Well that I’m lucky on.... skirted that issue over the years until last week he was with me buying my supply and he goes “oh no does this mean you are going to be moody soon”
Got to love sex education at school
LMAO, kids aye...thwy say the nicest of things don't they.... "
I wouldn’t mind but I don’t get moody, that’s what school told them happens
We’ve definitely had some laughs these last six months from “magic juice” (his words, not mine) to “we must be go buy condoms now mum, we need them”..... you definitely don’t need them yet lad |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
30!? . I would of changed the locks lol.
Mine are aged 21 and 19. Both currently saving up to move out. I can't wait! lol.
Oh he did all that....until he started using another part of his anatomy to think.... "
He made you a grandma? Ouch! Did you give him a thick ear? Lol. |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
30!? . I would of changed the locks lol.
Mine are aged 21 and 19. Both currently saving up to move out. I can't wait! lol.
Oh he did all that....until he started using another part of his anatomy to think....
He made you a grandma? Ouch! Did you give him a thick ear? Lol."
Oh no.....that was amazing, had it all.......then the male brain cell which makes em like dogs on heat kicked in.....so of course lost it all now home with mummy.....GOD DAM IT |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
30!? . I would of changed the locks lol.
Mine are aged 21 and 19. Both currently saving up to move out. I can't wait! lol.
Oh he did all that....until he started using another part of his anatomy to think....
He made you a grandma? Ouch! Did you give him a thick ear? Lol.
Oh no.....that was amazing, had it all.......then the male brain cell which makes em like dogs on heat kicked in.....so of course lost it all now home with mummy.....GOD DAM IT "
Haha sorry shouldn't laugh. Long as he's attempting to save up to start again, that's the main thing. Can't imagine what it's like having a 30yr old son back at home. I wouldn't like it either. You deserve a drink! Heck have the entire bottle! Lol. |
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"Mine picks his nose and wipes it on my face.
I’d much sooner have a dog
Awwww he’s giving you something special
He actual sits on my head and farts as well. They proper stink as well
Bless it's that age ...what is he 20 now?
I wish he was I could boot him out then
Yeh.....that doesn't work, my lad is 30 and came back!!!!
30!? . I would of changed the locks lol.
Mine are aged 21 and 19. Both currently saving up to move out. I can't wait! lol.
Oh he did all that....until he started using another part of his anatomy to think....
He made you a grandma? Ouch! Did you give him a thick ear? Lol.
Oh no.....that was amazing, had it all.......then the male brain cell which makes em like dogs on heat kicked in.....so of course lost it all now home with mummy.....GOD DAM IT
Haha sorry shouldn't laugh. Long as he's attempting to save up to start again, that's the main thing. Can't imagine what it's like having a 30yr old son back at home. I wouldn't like it either. You deserve a drink! Heck have the entire bottle! Lol."
No no it's fine, I laugh til I cry....then laugh then cry.........ohhhh when will it all end hahahaha......now I'm crying.... |
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