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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tore the skin that connects your foreskin to the end of your knob.
I thought I was going to bleed to death!
How?...vigorous bedroom olympics....I was going for gold  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple of time, got my foreskin caught in a zip in my teens, still got the scar, burned it whilst ironing a shirt naked, on two separate occasions and snapped the old banjo string in my teens too. It’s been in the wars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tore the skin that connects your foreskin to the end of your knob.
I thought I was going to bleed to death!
How?...vigorous bedroom olympics....I was going for gold "
Commonly known as the banjo string, a very common injury |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After I pushed a baby out my fanny was very sore for a few days! That's probably the most pain it has been in. Oh and I once used something as a dildo that had a sharp edge and caught me but luckily that pain went away quickly! |
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By *euschMan
over a year ago
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Caught it in a zip once, that hurts. Possibly the worst pain (other than kick / football to the balls) was an my overly zealous d*unk ex wife, who knowing I like a little pain decided to bite it a bit too hard. That soon gets you soft, I can tell you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tore the skin that connects your foreskin to the end of your knob.
I thought I was going to bleed to death!
How?...vigorous bedroom olympics....I was going for gold
Commonly known as the banjo string, a very common injury "
that’s what my friends called it. I couldn’t remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah hurt my fanny when it was tattooed, and if I had met that bloke who messaged a few weeks back wanting to "kick a pineapple up my cunt" I might have hurt it again   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m assuming I’m gonna in a few weeks
Have sex with a massive cock before then. Fannies don't shrink, so the baby will just slip right out.  "
Gonna arrange a VWE gangbang |
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"Yeah hurt my fanny when it was tattooed, and if I had met that bloke who messaged a few weeks back wanting to "kick a pineapple up my cunt" I might have hurt it again "
Lol lol lol lol. Best so far!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah hurt my fanny when it was tattooed, and if I had met that bloke who messaged a few weeks back wanting to "kick a pineapple up my cunt" I might have hurt it again "
And they say romance is dead?? |
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"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans
Your a fan of something about Mary I take it when I read your post it instantly pooped into my head "
Haha well it is a good film even though the part that popped into your head I only caught a glimpse of....brought back the memories  |
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"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans
Your a fan of something about Mary I take it when I read your post it instantly pooped into my head "
Shitting on heads is not allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A gf was sucking me off for the first time, it was all teeth and cut my helmet! Safe to say she soon became ex gf!! tha did make me laugh sorry "
I wasn’t laughing at the time?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m assuming I’m gonna in a few weeks
Have sex with a massive cock before then. Fannies don't shrink, so the baby will just slip right out.
Gonna arrange a VWE gangbang"
Cross your legs afterwards so baby Prince doesn't fall out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A gf was sucking me off for the first time, it was all teeth and cut my helmet! Safe to say she soon became ex gf!! tha did make me laugh sorry
I wasn’t laughing at the time??"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr
Other than a normal straight kick to the nuts some of the more memorable are -
Stoppie and onto my bike handlebars, I was convinced it was bleeding everywhere.
Rugby tackle shoulder first into my junk
Playing whips with rope on on stick as a kid. I quickly realised whips are not my strong suit. Indiana Jones is to blame for that one
What would have been a minor motorcycle crash if I hadn’t bounced my bollocks of the tank
Paintball direct to a testicle, I thought it had burst. Paintball to the bell end was bad but nothing to real nut shot
I pierced my scrotum myself.
Various zip trapping, foreskin is worse than ball bag.
Just a few of the more memorable ones. Others may come to me but they are the stand out ones of a junk abuse career spanning 40+ years |
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"Mr
Other than a normal straight kick to the nuts some of the more memorable are -
Stoppie and onto my bike handlebars, I was convinced it was bleeding everywhere.
Rugby tackle shoulder first into my junk
Playing whips with rope on on stick as a kid. I quickly realised whips are not my strong suit. Indiana Jones is to blame for that one
What would have been a minor motorcycle crash if I hadn’t bounced my bollocks of the tank
Paintball direct to a testicle, I thought it had burst. Paintball to the bell end was bad but nothing to real nut shot
I pierced my scrotum myself.
Various zip trapping, foreskin is worse than ball bag.
Just a few of the more memorable ones. Others may come to me but they are the stand out ones of a junk abuse career spanning 40+ years"
Holy shit. You got a rambo cock to have survived all of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met a lady whose oral technique involved slightly dragging her teeth across my bell end on the way out....didn't feel too bad at the time...next morning felt like it had been rubbed on a cheese grater....sore for days....ouch!! |
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Had a womans tongue stud backing come off, cutting him quite badly (didn't realise immediately).
And burnt my dick last week funnily enough, not for the first time either (the hazards of being a smoker). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes when I cycled 80 miles in a day..dont ask  "
Most I’ve done in a day was 70ish but another 40-50 next day. For me it’s not the twig and berries that suffer as much as my poor poor arse bones |
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Iv twatted it on things,corners passing peoplenwho wont move and give me 3inches lol funny walk for a bit, chemical stings from accide tal radian in the bath never forget that il tell ya! Whole body phh
Had hubby twang it hard once,or twice(messing about),caught my clit, my god i was nearly sick! |
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