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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lesson is Social Coffee 1st xx

Soz he wasted your time xx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lesson is Social Coffee 1st xx

Soz he wasted your time xx"

I should have just given him water.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe he just wanted a free meal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson is Social Coffee 1st xx

Soz he wasted your time xx

I should have just given him water.

"

Make sure he pays next time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated. "

He probably got a call from his wife, to pick up some radishes from Sainsburys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe he ate too much and got all sluggish xx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe he just wanted a free meal "

He didn't like the food so I'll take that as compensation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like a total arse. You could look upon it as a lucky escape if he wasn't a fan of mutual play with a meal, he'd be totally selfish in a bedroom...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a twat .....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

He probably got a call from his wife, to pick up some radishes from Sainsburys"

He did get a text message over lunch... He's supposed to be single.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

He probably got a call from his wife, to pick up some radishes from Sainsburys

He did get a text message over lunch... He's supposed to be single. "

Aint they all?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the Op was a bloke, you’d all be saying she just didn’t fancy you mate!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe he ate too much and got all sluggish xx"

I did warn of just this before heading out to lunch.

Next time I'll devour them before they devour lunch.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If the Op was a bloke, you’d all be saying she just didn’t fancy you mate!"

Too right, but I'm all woman!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A next time !!@

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like he got himself a free meal, bit like my bumble date

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe he ate too much and got all sluggish xx

I did warn of just this before heading out to lunch.

Next time I'll devour them before they devour lunch.

"

Good plan xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If the Op was a bloke, you’d all be saying she just didn’t fancy you mate!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob."

But he left me wet and frustrated.

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Why is he a time waster he turned up, may be he didn't fancy you. Just because he is a bloke doesn't mean he is not allowed to change his mind and say no.

Yes it is frustrating but that is how it goes sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob."

He got taken out for lunch ... he’s a twat who (if this was the case) should’ve known before he let her pay.

Going Dutch would’ve been the correct form of behaviour here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob."

I agree with this completely. I don't think he's a time waster at all, he made the effort to meet for a social but changed his mind and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lets hope he gets the shits x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

He got taken out for lunch ... he’s a twat who (if this was the case) should’ve known before he let her pay.

Going Dutch would’ve been the correct form of behaviour here

"

He did pay the tip. He contributed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

I agree with this completely. I don't think he's a time waster at all, he made the effort to meet for a social but changed his mind and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. "

I get this

He also would’ve known if he wasn’t attracted thus - going Dutch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

He got taken out for lunch ... he’s a twat who (if this was the case) should’ve known before he let her pay.

Going Dutch would’ve been the correct form of behaviour here

He did pay the tip. He contributed.

"

Ah ok

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By *r Man.Man  over a year ago

London


"What a twat ..... "

Why's he a twat, maybe it's a form of foreplay, leaving her wanting more.

And furthermore why is it a problem if( I assume the OP is an emansipated woman) the OP pays her way in a meet.

I'm sure after he's gone to Sainsbury's he will make contact.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What a twat .....

Why's he a twat, maybe it's a form of foreplay, leaving her wanting more.

And furthermore why is it a problem if( I assume the OP is an emansipated woman) the OP pays her way in a meet.

I'm sure after he's gone to Sainsbury's he will make contact."

Are you suggesting it's a "treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen" possibility?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

He probably got a call from his wife, to pick up some radishes from Sainsburys

He did get a text message over lunch... He's supposed to be single. "

It's suspicious though, hearing this. I trust your judgement that he wasn't fully open - something else was going on.

I hope you enjoyed your lunch Ms L, you deserve that!

Those people who do timewaste a lot, will certainly be skilled and accomplished at it ! And their skills repertoires will be more extensive than what most of us are used to seeing via 2D messaging.

I'd report if very likely.

Big hugs

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By *lex D.Man  over a year ago

London


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated. "

You paid??!?

Red flag there IMO.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

He probably got a call from his wife, to pick up some radishes from Sainsburys

He did get a text message over lunch... He's supposed to be single.

It's suspicious though, hearing this. I trust your judgement that he wasn't fully open - something else was going on.

I hope you enjoyed your lunch Ms L, you deserve that!

Those people who do timewaste a lot, will certainly be skilled and accomplished at it ! And their skills repertoires will be more extensive than what most of us are used to seeing via 2D messaging.

I'd report if very likely.

Big hugs

"

I enjoyed the lunch. He didn't. Maybe it was the aioli...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need to do an update ref your unrequited wetness

See how long it takes for your inbox to implode

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

You paid??!?

Red flag there IMO. "

Why is that a flag? I've paid for hotel rooms, drinks, dinners, breakfasts.

It's true that not many of those men had sex with me and one even found someone else to spend the night with leaving me and the room alone...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You need to do an update ref your unrequited wetness

See how long it takes for your inbox to implode"

The Devil's Doorbell hasn't generated good content. Do you think wet and wanting will do better?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

You paid??!?

Red flag there IMO.

Why is that a flag? I've paid for hotel rooms, drinks, dinners, breakfasts.

It's true that not many of those men had sex with me and one even found someone else to spend the night with leaving me and the room alone... "

I've had men do that too.

Or my ex chatting up other women while I was stood at the bar talking to the couple we'd arranged to meet. That was embarrassing.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

You paid??!?

Red flag there IMO.

Why is that a flag? I've paid for hotel rooms, drinks, dinners, breakfasts.

It's true that not many of those men had sex with me and one even found someone else to spend the night with leaving me and the room alone...

I've had men do that too.

Or my ex chatting up other women while I was stood at the bar talking to the couple we'd arranged to meet. That was embarrassing. "

That is embarrassing and I have experienced that too. Although my chattiness might mean there is a man out there saying the same about me.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

He probably got a call from his wife, to pick up some radishes from Sainsburys"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some people say "oh she looked better than the photos" personally I sometimes can be more attracted to how someone looks in photos compared to reality. Couldve been the same for him?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

He got taken out for lunch ... he’s a twat who (if this was the case) should’ve known before he let her pay.

Going Dutch would’ve been the correct form of behaviour here

"

how do you know before you meet and chat.. people are different in person.. sometimes.

I'd not let someone buy me a meal.. I'd buy my own or we split.. for this exact reason. It's also why I'm not keen on travelling or having people travel to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need to do an update ref your unrequited wetness

See how long it takes for your inbox to implode

The Devil's Doorbell hasn't generated good content. Do you think wet and wanting will do better?

"

I think, if nothing else, it will bring a different kind of punter to your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

He probably got a call from his wife, to pick up some radishes from Sainsburys

He did get a text message over lunch... He's supposed to be single.

It's suspicious though, hearing this. I trust your judgement that he wasn't fully open - something else was going on.

I hope you enjoyed your lunch Ms L, you deserve that!

Those people who do timewaste a lot, will certainly be skilled and accomplished at it ! And their skills repertoires will be more extensive than what most of us are used to seeing via 2D messaging.

I'd report if very likely.

Big hugs

"

Report? Fucking hell... God forbid I dont fancy someone on Fab

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By *alton2Couple  over a year ago

huddersfld

"We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind."

Guess you don't own a brewery then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it the first time you've ever met him OP?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated. "

Atleast he got a free lunch, lol.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Some people say "oh she looked better than the photos" personally I sometimes can be more attracted to how someone looks in photos compared to reality. Couldve been the same for him? "

I think my photos are accurate. I do have a giant zit today.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

I wouldn't even lunch......it would be a drink chat ....go home think about it ....then maybe round 2.....sod eating a lunch with someone I've never met before I can just about stand my own families chewing and slurping....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

That’s not time wasting. He showed, you had lunch and he changed his mind about anything else.

Sorry but it happens !

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind."

Guess you don't own a brewery then."

You're correct. I don't even drink beer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s not time wasting. He showed, you had lunch and he changed his mind about anything else.

Sorry but it happens !"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't even lunch......it would be a drink chat ....go home think about it ....then maybe round 2.....sod eating a lunch with someone I've never met before I can just about stand my own families chewing and slurping.... "

PMSL.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Was it the first time you've ever met him OP?"

No.

I can't keep it up. Everything I have written is true - in the OP and in the responses. I just thought I'd reframe the time waster thread see the responses.

Thanks for unwittingly playing along. He's miffed at being called a twat.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That’s not time wasting. He showed, you had lunch and he changed his mind about anything else.

Sorry but it happens !"

It does, and has done more than once. That's the point of a social for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s not time wasting. He showed, you had lunch and he changed his mind about anything else.

Sorry but it happens !

It does, and has done more than once. That's the point of a social for me.

"

To you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s not time wasting. He showed, you had lunch and he changed his mind about anything else.

Sorry but it happens !

It does, and has done more than once. That's the point of a social for me.

"

Does having that social first actually make a difference to whether they will turn up a second time, or is it more in terms of do you fancy each other.

(Writing that I reckon I just answered my own question)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was it the first time you've ever met him OP?

No.

I can't keep it up. Everything I have written is true - in the OP and in the responses. I just thought I'd reframe the time waster thread see the responses.

Thanks for unwittingly playing along. He's miffed at being called a twat.

"

If it's who I think it is I bet he's playing hard to get.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Was it the first time you've ever met him OP?

No.

I can't keep it up. Everything I have written is true - in the OP and in the responses. I just thought I'd reframe the time waster thread see the responses.

Thanks for unwittingly playing along. He's miffed at being called a twat.

"

I’m not surprised he’s miffed

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated. "

Until next time

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By *r Man.Man  over a year ago

London


"Was it the first time you've ever met him OP?

No.

I can't keep it up. Everything I have written is true - in the OP and in the responses. I just thought I'd reframe the time waster thread see the responses.

Thanks for unwittingly playing along. He's miffed at being called a twat.

"

No I'm not!

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By *r Man.Man  over a year ago

London

It's wasn't, or it's not me, it was a hat other twat over there

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That’s not time wasting. He showed, you had lunch and he changed his mind about anything else.

Sorry but it happens !

It does, and has done more than once. That's the point of a social for me.

Does having that social first actually make a difference to whether they will turn up a second time, or is it more in terms of do you fancy each other.

(Writing that I reckon I just answered my own question)"

A social has sometimes guaranteed that they won't turn up the next time. I'm an acquired taste.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe he didn't fancy you?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Was it the first time you've ever met him OP?

No.

I can't keep it up. Everything I have written is true - in the OP and in the responses. I just thought I'd reframe the time waster thread see the responses.

Thanks for unwittingly playing along. He's miffed at being called a twat.

If it's who I think it is I bet he's playing hard to get. "

Now I'm trying to guess if he's done it to you too, when, how and who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone has a right to change their mind.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Until next time "

You two do it by forum post all the time. Go on, get me over the finish line.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's wasn't, or it's not me, it was a hat other twat over there"

Over where? Over here? I'll go looking.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Until next time

You two do it by forum post all the time. Go on, get me over the finish line.

"

Okay, now if the scene was, sorry something needs my attention.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe he didn't fancy you?"

What's not to fancy? Have I not boobs and a quim? I was led to believe that's all that was necessary to have a full inbox and a queue of men happy to make me cum.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Everyone has a right to change their mind."

They do. It's the easiest thing in the world to do and yet the hardest when people get caught up in their sunk cost fallacies.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Until next time

You two do it by forum post all the time. Go on, get me over the finish line.

Okay, now if the scene was, sorry something needs my attention.

"

Tease!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Until next time

You two do it by forum post all the time. Go on, get me over the finish line.

Okay, now if the scene was, sorry something needs my attention.

Tease!"

From the lady who got me sitting alone on the naughty step.... hump

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Until next time

You two do it by forum post all the time. Go on, get me over the finish line.

Okay, now if the scene was, sorry something needs my attention.

Tease!

From the lady who got me sitting alone on the naughty step.... hump "

Oh no! I don't even know what I did, or when, but I am truly sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So I presume that if you meet someone then they are guaranteed a shag ?

All we ever here is a female saying nothing is guaranteed

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Until next time

You two do it by forum post all the time. Go on, get me over the finish line.

Okay, now if the scene was, sorry something needs my attention.

Tease!

From the lady who got me sitting alone on the naughty step.... hump

Oh no! I don't even know what I did, or when, but I am truly sorry.

"

I know you sent me a photo of your breasts.

And jolly nice the photos were.

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By *r Man.Man  over a year ago

London


"So I presume that if you meet someone then they are guaranteed a shag ?

All we ever here is a female saying nothing is guaranteed

"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So I presume that if you meet someone then they are guaranteed a shag ?

All we ever here is a female saying nothing is guaranteed

"

Birth, death and taxes are your only guarantees. Oh, and in the old days, lighting a fag would ensure the bus arrived.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Tease!

From the lady who got me sitting alone on the naughty step.... hump

Oh no! I don't even know what I did, or when, but I am truly sorry.

I know you sent me a photo of your breasts.

And jolly nice the photos were."

And what about the breasts?

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"

Tease!

From the lady who got me sitting alone on the naughty step.... hump

Oh no! I don't even know what I did, or when, but I am truly sorry.

I know you sent me a photo of your breasts.

And jolly nice the photos were.

And what about the breasts? "

Intelligent sensual woman, with breasts, what a great way to start passing the cognitive mind.,..

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By *ows the time 300Man  over a year ago

Rickmansworth

It's the reason i don't arrange to have lunch or drinks first.

Every woman I've met has been straight into the action, whether that's at their place or in a hotel room.

Always gone smoothly for me

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's the reason i don't arrange to have lunch or drinks first.

Every woman I've met has been straight into the action, whether that's at their place or in a hotel room.

Always gone smoothly for me "

Sometimes bumpy is good too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob."

This men can change their mind just like women can. No one is obliged to have sex with anyone. If the physical chemistry isn’t there then it isn’t there.

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By *irkydirkyMan  over a year ago

Stevenage

Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

This men can change their mind just like women can. No one is obliged to have sex with anyone. If the physical chemistry isn’t there then it isn’t there. "

Absolutely.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?"

It was my hole.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I presume that if you meet someone then they are guaranteed a shag ?

All we ever here is a female saying nothing is guaranteed

"

Don’t you know you guys are employed from the neck down

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So I presume that if you meet someone then they are guaranteed a shag ?

All we ever here is a female saying nothing is guaranteed

Don’t you know you guys are employed from the neck down "

I need their faces too. I want to be looked on with adoration and their lips where I direct them.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Don't ever pay for cock Lickety. You're too good for that.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't ever pay for cock Lickety. You're too good for that. "

They won't let me buy it.

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By *irkydirkyMan  over a year ago

Stevenage


"Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?

It was my hole.

"

Well in that case..... The bastard haha

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By *coxy69Man  over a year ago

Stone

Can I apologise for the male gender, some of us are complete idiots!

By the sound of it you both invested time and effort in to this, unfortunately come the day of the race he count get it over the finishing line, that says more about him than you.

Lucky escape?

Time will tell

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can I apologise for the male gender, some of us are complete idiots!

By the sound of it you both invested time and effort in to this, unfortunately come the day of the race he count get it over the finishing line, that says more about him than you.

Lucky escape?

Time will tell

"

Yeah, he wanted the works and all I could offer was my quim. How he didn't understand that it was all about me. I'd paid for lunch!

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By *arl17Man  over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?

It was my hole.

"

Any holes a goal

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?

It was my hole.

Any holes a goal "

It didn't even bounce off the posts.

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By *uttyjonnMan  over a year ago

SEA


"Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?

It was my hole.

Any holes a goal

It didn't even bounce off the posts.

"

Fab VAR is needed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated. "

That seriously sucks. Sorry mate. Baffled how these jokers get to actually meet? They must have some silver tongue. Plenty of genuine men out there I promise!

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By *arkb73Man  over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"If the Op was a bloke, you’d all be saying she just didn’t fancy you mate!"

This is so true - the guy is honest and he’s a twat.

Double standards

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

That seriously sucks. Sorry mate. Baffled how these jokers get to actually meet? They must have some silver tongue. Plenty of genuine men out there I promise! "

If only I'd got to his silver tongue. Instead, he complimented the silver in my hair.

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By *arkb73Man  over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

That seriously sucks. Sorry mate. Baffled how these jokers get to actually meet? They must have some silver tongue. Plenty of genuine men out there I promise! "

They look good in their pics - simple really

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If the Op was a bloke, you’d all be saying she just didn’t fancy you mate!

This is so true - the guy is honest and he’s a twat.

Double standards "

One size does not fit all.

Have you read Man Who Has It All?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

That seriously sucks. Sorry mate. Baffled how these jokers get to actually meet? They must have some silver tongue. Plenty of genuine men out there I promise!

If only I'd got to his silver tongue. Instead, he complimented the silver in my hair. "

Absolute tool. We’re not too far at all missy. Feel free to drop me a message. I’d be very keen to meet and absolutely would not blow you out x

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By *arkb73Man  over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"If the Op was a bloke, you’d all be saying she just didn’t fancy you mate!

This is so true - the guy is honest and he’s a twat.

Double standards

One size does not fit all.

Have you read Man Who Has It All?"

Yeah - it allowed me to maintain my peaches and cream complexion even at times of great stress

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If the Op was a bloke, you’d all be saying she just didn’t fancy you mate!

This is so true - the guy is honest and he’s a twat.

Double standards

One size does not fit all.

Have you read Man Who Has It All?

Yeah - it allowed me to maintain my peaches and cream complexion even at times of great stress "

Don't forget to smile, but not too much - we don't want you getting all wrinkly.

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By *arkb73Man  over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"If the Op was a bloke, you’d all be saying she just didn’t fancy you mate!

This is so true - the guy is honest and he’s a twat.

Double standards

One size does not fit all.

Have you read Man Who Has It All?

Yeah - it allowed me to maintain my peaches and cream complexion even at times of great stress

Don't forget to smile, but not too much - we don't want you getting all wrinkly.

"

If I ever feel tempted to smile too much, I simply log onto this site and it soon passes.

You had me at “don’t be surprised if I ignore your message”

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

But he left me wet and frustrated. "

'Still finding myself agreeing with a few of the other previous posts.

If a bloke were to think that he was on a cert just because he'd paid for a meal then he would be roasted for a post like yours.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bad luck OP. Think the proverbial writing was on the wall, once you paid though. Despite equality, a decent chap would still believe in chivalry and ensured he paid for the meal. What a twat he is!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

But he left me wet and frustrated.

'Still finding myself agreeing with a few of the other previous posts.

If a bloke were to think that he was on a cert just because he'd paid for a meal then he would be roasted for a post like yours."

Of course he would. He's in the majority seeking the elusive minority. I am that minority, the majority should be grateful I take an interest in them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This annoys me so much as it put the rest of us non-time wasters in the same boat for you ladies.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bad luck OP. Think the proverbial writing was on the wall, once you paid though. Despite equality, a decent chap would still believe in chivalry and ensured he paid for the meal. What a twat he is!"

Don't use the T word - he's miffed at that.

On a serious note, I might start a small study on the power dynamics of women paying and the subsequent loss of erection in men.

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By *arkb73Man  over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

But he left me wet and frustrated.

'Still finding myself agreeing with a few of the other previous posts.

If a bloke were to think that he was on a cert just because he'd paid for a meal then he would be roasted for a post like yours.

Of course he would. He's in the majority seeking the elusive minority. I am that minority, the majority should be grateful I take an interest in them.

"

Yes...I can’t understand why he wasn’t keen

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This annoys me so much as it put the rest of us non-time wasters in the same boat for you ladies. "

Don't rock the boat!

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By *ows the time 300Man  over a year ago

Rickmansworth


"It's the reason i don't arrange to have lunch or drinks first.

Every woman I've met has been straight into the action, whether that's at their place or in a hotel room.

Always gone smoothly for me

Sometimes bumpy is good too.

"

Yeah of course bumpy when getting down to it can be very exciting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As if!

I bet you were way to good for him anyway.

His loss!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As if!

I bet you were way to good for him anyway.

His loss!"

He's kicking himself right now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP, just reverse the situation you met guy and didn't like (fancy) and he has paid the lunch bill, would call time waster yourself?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP, just reverse the situation you met guy and didn't like (fancy) and he has paid the lunch bill, would call time waster yourself? "

See earlier post: I'm the elusive minority, he's lucky to have had my company.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP, just reverse the situation you met guy and didn't like (fancy) and he has paid the lunch bill, would call time waster yourself?

See earlier post: I'm the elusive minority, he's lucky to have had my company.

"

Moaning at the right time is good, everyone has the right to decide what they want. Hope he has not convicted for blasphemy to have lunch but not played with a lady. Don't see much difference between fascism and liberalism

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By *arl17Man  over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?

It was my hole.

Any holes a goal

It didn't even bounce off the posts.

"

I get the discussion both ways on this (and nobody knows the lead up except you both) so in the spirit of the site etc... i reckon he at least should have taken a shot at goal so to speak lol

Rude not to IMHO x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP, just reverse the situation you met guy and didn't like (fancy) and he has paid the lunch bill, would call time waster yourself?

See earlier post: I'm the elusive minority, he's lucky to have had my company.

Moaning at the right time is good, everyone has the right to decide what they want. Hope he has not convicted for blasphemy to have lunch but not played with a lady. Don't see much difference between fascism and liberalism "

Whoa! There's no need for calling out extremism ideologies.

It's a piss-take thread. The OP is true but it commits the sin of omission. I love him because he's good at not committing the sin of emission.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?

It was my hole.

Any holes a goal

It didn't even bounce off the posts.

I get the discussion both ways on this (and nobody knows the lead up except you both) so in the spirit of the site etc... i reckon he at least should have taken a shot at goal so to speak lol

Rude not to IMHO x"

Exactly! It's ball season too.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

I agree with this completely. I don't think he's a time waster at all, he made the effort to meet for a social but changed his mind and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

I get this

He also would’ve known if he wasn’t attracted thus - going Dutch "

Maybe it was something she said / did after the lunch that put him off...he is allowed to change his mind.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

PS I think Lickety was being a bit tongue in cheek with her timewaster thing

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"PS I think Lickety was being a bit tongue in cheek with her timewaster thing"

Positively hamster cheeked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bad luck OP. Think the proverbial writing was on the wall, once you paid though. Despite equality, a decent chap would still believe in chivalry and ensured he paid for the meal. What a twat he is!

Don't use the T word - he's miffed at that.

On a serious note, I might start a small study on the power dynamics of women paying and the subsequent loss of erection in men.

"

Gives me an erection every time Mrs Sin pays for the meal lol

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By *arkb73Man  over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"OP, just reverse the situation you met guy and didn't like (fancy) and he has paid the lunch bill, would call time waster yourself?

See earlier post: I'm the elusive minority, he's lucky to have had my company.

Moaning at the right time is good, everyone has the right to decide what they want. Hope he has not convicted for blasphemy to have lunch but not played with a lady. Don't see much difference between fascism and liberalism

Whoa! There's no need for calling out extremism ideologies.

It's a piss-take thread. The OP is true but it commits the sin of omission. I love him because he's good at not committing the sin of emission.

"

Liberalism is now extreme? Don’t tell Barry Goldwater...

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo


"PS I think Lickety was being a bit tongue in cheek with her timewaster thing

Positively hamster cheeked.

"

So I see after reading the rest of the thread. I had to google what aioli was

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By *arl17Man  over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Not a time waster at all, certainly entitled to change his mind. Would you have preferred he went with the “any hole is a goal attitude” ?

It was my hole.

Any holes a goal

It didn't even bounce off the posts.

I get the discussion both ways on this (and nobody knows the lead up except you both) so in the spirit of the site etc... i reckon he at least should have taken a shot at goal so to speak lol

Rude not to IMHO x

Exactly! It's ball season too.

"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP, just reverse the situation you met guy and didn't like (fancy) and he has paid the lunch bill, would call time waster yourself?

See earlier post: I'm the elusive minority, he's lucky to have had my company.

Moaning at the right time is good, everyone has the right to decide what they want. Hope he has not convicted for blasphemy to have lunch but not played with a lady. Don't see much difference between fascism and liberalism

Whoa! There's no need for calling out extremism ideologies.

It's a piss-take thread. The OP is true but it commits the sin of omission. I love him because he's good at not committing the sin of emission.

Liberalism is now extreme? Don’t tell Barry Goldwater..."

I was thinking more of the 'don't see much difference' comment along with blasphemy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"PS I think Lickety was being a bit tongue in cheek with her timewaster thing

Positively hamster cheeked.

So I see after reading the rest of the thread. I had to google what aioli was "

I wondered what that was too but I know better than to Google things I read on here.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"PS I think Lickety was being a bit tongue in cheek with her timewaster thing

Positively hamster cheeked.

So I see after reading the rest of the thread. I had to google what aioli was "

It's all about framing. The Op is entirely truthful.

I had to come clean earlier than I'd hoped but people were getting too serious.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"PS I think Lickety was being a bit tongue in cheek with her timewaster thing

Positively hamster cheeked.

So I see after reading the rest of the thread. I had to google what aioli was

I wondered what that was too but I know better than to Google things I read on here. "

I don't Google things read on the forum. You can't unsee or unlearn some things.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated. "

Sorry but i don't think he was a timewaster. Everyone including you is entitled to change their mind

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Maybe he had to take his guide dog to the vet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You ate aioli before sex? I like aioli but it is strong and not sure I would want to kiss anyone immediately after eating that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In fact, if he didn't like lunch or the aioli he probably struggled with it on your breath.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"In fact, if he didn't like lunch or the aioli he probably struggled with it on your breath."

But it was delicious.

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By *aughtyforcouplesMan  over a year ago

exeter


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

He probably got a call from his wife, to pick up some radishes from Sainsburys

He did get a text message over lunch... He's supposed to be single. "

He is definately not single!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should sue him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thats a piss take in anyones book !

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

I got the run around in Spain and as I got the cafe it’s was closing and they had the nerve call me the TW .., Fuck sake I was on me jack and wanted fun ..... to many of the fookers on here ..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got the run around in Spain and as I got the cafe it’s was closing and they had the nerve call me the TW .., Fuck sake I was on me jack and wanted fun ..... to many of the fookers on here .. "

The cafe called you a time waster for arriving as it closed?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You should sue him "

A boy named Sue?

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees

If it is any consolation, I will meet you for a social again and promise to leave you dry, like last time x.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If it is any consolation, I will meet you for a social again and promise to leave you dry, like last time x. "

I haven't been out your way for some time. I do need to go rug shopping at some point.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated. "

Did you do webcam together? As men keep asking me to cam. Then they get better idea if they physically attracted to you?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Did you do webcam together? As men keep asking me to cam. Then they get better idea if they physically attracted to you? "

We've never webcammed. We have had sex before.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Did you do webcam together? As men keep asking me to cam. Then they get better idea if they physically attracted to you?

We've never webcammed. We have had sex before. "

Weird... Maybe he had an headache and lost his mojo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

I agree with this completely. I don't think he's a time waster at all, he made the effort to meet for a social but changed his mind and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. "

I agree with this ^^

Seriously if a guy posted this you'd tear him apart for whining and tell him to "get over himself" or grow a pair.

And for those saying "he should of paid".. Why?

What happened to equality?

I would never expect a man to pay for me.

Unfortunately it sounds like he didn't fancy you, or simply changed his mind.

It's life and it happens x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

He got taken out for lunch ... he’s a twat who (if this was the case) should’ve known before he let her pay.

Going Dutch would’ve been the correct form of behaviour here

"

I agree,if he knew he didn't want to take it further he should have paid half,well he should have anyway whether he was interested or not.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

I agree with this completely. I don't think he's a time waster at all, he made the effort to meet for a social but changed his mind and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

I agree with this ^^

Seriously if a guy posted this you'd tear him apart for whining and tell him to "get over himself" or grow a pair.

And for those saying "he should of paid".. Why?

What happened to equality?

I would never expect a man to pay for me.

Unfortunately it sounds like he didn't fancy you, or simply changed his mind.

It's life and it happens x

"

Thank you. I think the thrust of the thread leads to exactly that conclusion. Plus, I had aioli on my bread.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

He got taken out for lunch ... he’s a twat who (if this was the case) should’ve known before he let her pay.

Going Dutch would’ve been the correct form of behaviour here

I agree,if he knew he didn't want to take it further he should have paid half,well he should have anyway whether he was interested or not."

He paid the tip. I insisted on paying for the lunch as it was in my manor and my choice of restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Did you do webcam together? As men keep asking me to cam. Then they get better idea if they physically attracted to you?

We've never webcammed. We have had sex before. "

Sorry am I getting confused??

So you have met this guy before and had sex with him?????

But on this occasion he changed his mind??

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Did you do webcam together? As men keep asking me to cam. Then they get better idea if they physically attracted to you?

We've never webcammed. We have had sex before.

Sorry am I getting confused??

So you have met this guy before and had sex with him?????

But on this occasion he changed his mind?? "

He's my oldest Fab friend. It's a piss-take thread/framed from a different angle. I joked he was wasting my time and I said I could join the time waster threads now. He knew about this thread before I posted anything.

The OP is entirely true and accurate but lacks full facts and context. Like many threads.

Thanks for joining.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Did you do webcam together? As men keep asking me to cam. Then they get better idea if they physically attracted to you?

We've never webcammed. We have had sex before.

Sorry am I getting confused??

So you have met this guy before and had sex with him?????

But on this occasion he changed his mind??

He's my oldest Fab friend. It's a piss-take thread/framed from a different angle. I joked he was wasting my time and I said I could join the time waster threads now. He knew about this thread before I posted anything.

The OP is entirely true and accurate but lacks full facts and context. Like many threads.

Thanks for joining.

"

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By *adtaffladMan  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob.

But he left me wet and frustrated. "

he is a fool then

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

I guess he didn’t fancy you. Starbucks next time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think this quite clearly isn't time wasting, the guy obviously changed his mind and didn't feel attracted to you enough OP.

The ladies do that frequently on here by all accounts, i know it's a bit surreal for a female to get a knock back on this website but it happens...

Fairs fair, if it was vice versa the guy would get pelters on here, as there's no signed obligation for sex

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I guess he didn’t fancy you. Starbucks next time. "

I don't do coffee. He would have been happier, and it would have been cheaper, if we'd gone to KFC.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think this quite clearly isn't time wasting, the guy obviously changed his mind and didn't feel attracted to you enough OP.

The ladies do that frequently on here by all accounts, i know it's a bit surreal for a female to get a knock back on this website but it happens...

Fairs fair, if it was vice versa the guy would get pelters on here, as there's no signed obligation for sex "

See response above about me being the elusive minority the ubiquitous majority should be happy to meet.

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

Imagine for a minute if this was a post written by a man. Everyone would be pilling in with the size nines!

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield


"I think this quite clearly isn't time wasting, the guy obviously changed his mind and didn't feel attracted to you enough OP.

The ladies do that frequently on here by all accounts, i know it's a bit surreal for a female to get a knock back on this website but it happens...

Fairs fair, if it was vice versa the guy would get pelters on here, as there's no signed obligation for sex "

Nail and head.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Imagine for a minute if this was a post written by a man. Everyone would be pilling in with the size nines! "

It's ok. Some did. You'll be pleased to know I've had PMs too. Balance exists.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated. "

Did he give a reason for changing his mind. If he turned up then I wouldn’t say he wasted your time, maybe you just weren’t what he was looking for or the chemistry wasn’t there.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We'd arranged to meet for sex. Weeks, nay months of chatting about this and trying to get diaries to match.

The day arrives and he confirmed that he's still available and we agree the time. Half an hour before the appointed time the phone rings... he's outside!

We go out for lunch. I pay. We go back and I'm ready for action. He's changed his mind.

All other time wasters just leave you with free time. The master time wasters use up the time and then leave you frustrated.

Did he give a reason for changing his mind. If he turned up then I wouldn’t say he wasted your time, maybe you just weren’t what he was looking for or the chemistry wasn’t there. "

I wouldn't suck his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you free for diner? My treat!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are you free for diner? My treat!"

Is that so that I can change my mind once I've eaten?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you free for diner? My treat!

Is that so that I can change my mind once I've eaten?

"

You won’t.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are you free for diner? My treat!

Is that so that I can change my mind once I've eaten?

You won’t. "

Brave words.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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If he was stuffed he might not have wanted to do any stuffing.

*word play is weak today, this is a warm up for my week ahead.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If he was stuffed he might not have wanted to do any stuffing.

*word play is weak today, this is a warm up for my week ahead. "

Are you sticking with alliteration for the whole week?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is he a time waster? He met you.. Just doesn't fancy you.

If I'd posted that.. or any man.. we'd have been torn a new arsehole by the Mob."

I agree he just changed his mind and both sexes can do that!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"If he was stuffed he might not have wanted to do any stuffing.

*word play is weak today, this is a warm up for my week ahead.

Are you sticking with alliteration for the whole week?

"

Seriously might. Si. Silly semantic suggestions sufficiently sate suggestive streaks and support stressful situations in situ.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If he was stuffed he might not have wanted to do any stuffing.

*word play is weak today, this is a warm up for my week ahead.

Are you sticking with alliteration for the whole week?

Seriously might. Si. Silly semantic suggestions sufficiently sate suggestive streaks and support stressful situations in situ."

Suggestive on the suggestible.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"If he was stuffed he might not have wanted to do any stuffing.

*word play is weak today, this is a warm up for my week ahead.

Are you sticking with alliteration for the whole week?

Seriously might. Si. Silly semantic suggestions sufficiently sate suggestive streaks and support stressful situations in situ."

Wonderful whimsical wordplay!

Mrs TMN x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

And now this thread is done.

Thanks to those who got it and the old friend who inspired it. You have kept me amused in my hours of sexual frustration (that is the purpose of the forum, right?).

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