"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?
I'm not fat...
I'm armoured  "
You are also delusional.
A 9mm round fired at the average shooting distance would penetrate 2 inches of softwood, chances are if it didn't hit anything hard like your backbone it would go straight through you.  |
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"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?
I'm not fat...
I'm armoured "
Aww, If i shot you it wouldn’t be with a bullet!  |
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"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?
I'm not fat...
I'm armoured
You are also delusional.
A 9mm round fired at the average shooting distance would penetrate 2 inches of softwood, chances are if it didn't hit anything hard like your backbone it would go straight through you. "
It wasn't supposed to be a serious statement....jeez  |
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"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?
I'm not fat...
I'm armoured
You are also delusional.
A 9mm round fired at the average shooting distance would penetrate 2 inches of softwood, chances are if it didn't hit anything hard like your backbone it would go straight through you.
It wasn't supposed to be a serious statement....jeez "
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"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?
I'm not fat...
I'm armoured
You are also delusional.
A 9mm round fired at the average shooting distance would penetrate 2 inches of softwood, chances are if it didn't hit anything hard like your backbone it would go straight through you. "
The sense of humour workshop have just called, yours is ready to be picked up |
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"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha
Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol  "
it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it |
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"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha
Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it "
Hahaha ... now that could be taken so wrong but I do like a dominate woman |
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"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha
Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it
Hahaha ... now that could be taken so wrong but I do like a dominate woman "
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"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha
Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it
Hahaha ... now that could be taken so wrong but I do like a dominate woman oops forgot we were talking about the coffee "
Well if u want me to lick anything else while I’m down there |
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"I feel better now about all my weight gain! Who wants to shoot me to try it out?
I only have a porridge gun, but I’d be more than happy to fire it at u and see if it penetrates "
I have no idea what a porridge gun is but let's give it a bash!! |
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"I feel better now about all my weight gain! Who wants to shoot me to try it out?
I only have a porridge gun, but I’d be more than happy to fire it at u and see if it penetrates "
Are you serious ??
Porridge gun? |
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"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha
Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it
Hahaha ... now that could be taken so wrong but I do like a dominate woman oops forgot we were talking about the coffee
Well if u want me to lick anything else while I’m down there "
well my shoe's need a good clean |
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What BMI would 5 inches of fat for a bullet to try to penetrate? I'd have thought bullets would zip through soft tissue etc, being easier than car doors (only seen them shot in the movies )
I guess robbers could wear a bullet proof vest made from lard  , in the US and other states with armed police. |
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