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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street and one says
"oh, oh I've never come this way before"
And the other one says
"I'm not surprised, there's road works and a diversion" 
Bernard Reighton at his best!!
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over a year ago
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My mate bought his wife a water bed to improve their sex lives, told me today they were getting a divorce......
Asked him why, he said they'd just drifted apart.... |
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"My mate bought his wife a water bed to improve their sex lives, told me today they were getting a divorce......
Asked him why, he said they'd just drifted apart...."
I actually laughed out loud reading that  |
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over a year ago
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"Why can miss piggy only count to 68???
When she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat."
I hope you got pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your wife's pussy  |
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over a year ago
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A man arrives in A&E, battered and bruised.
Doc says “What happened?”
Guy says “I got beaten up by a six foot, angry cockroach”
Doc says “Yes. There is a nasty bug going around” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you hear the story this week about the man who went into hospital for botox but came out having been circumcised? (true story)
I bet the look on his face was much the same as he'd planned for though |
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A woman goes to the doc. He examines her and says "Well, Mrs Jones, you are obese."
She says "Surely not, I demand a second opinion!"
So the doc says "OK, you're ugly as well!"
(Thanks to Tommy Cooper)
My mother-in-law used to be in the Gestapo, but they threw her out because she was too cruel!
(Thanks to Les Dawson). |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
I walked into a room one day and caught my grandma sucking my grandad's cock.
"Ugh! That's disgusting", I thought to myself. "It should have been cremated with the rest of him". |
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