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'FAF?' Coming to a cinema near you!

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'Fabulous and Flirty' (or FAF? for short) - a recently scripted movie depicting the intertwined lives of notable FAB forumites.

Casting agencies have been busy securing big name acting talents to play the roles of our favourite forum characters.

Gerard Butler has jumped at the opportunity to star as the suave & debonair hunk Girth Minge Fire, and Jamie Lee Curtis has subsequently signed up as Cheeky69.

Even Isla St Clair will be making her acting debut as the mysterious LottieLay.

PlatinumKitten is to be played by a yet to be revealed well known posh totty actress.

Put your casting agent thinking caps on and come up with some ideal actor / actress choices for our most well loved and adored FAB royalty...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What part am I playing

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

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"What part am I playing

Jamie Lee Curtis will be playing the part of you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What part am I playing

Jamie Lee Curtis will be playing the part of you..."

So not fair, I’m better at stunts than she is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I a goodie or a baddie?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

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"Am I a goodie or a baddie?"

I like to think that you're bad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be a sexy high class bar owner played by Ruth Jones - as herself not Nessa!!!

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I think Mila Kunis should play Meli.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I a goodie or a baddie?

I like to think that you're bad!

Bad is good

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

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"I think Mila Kunis should play Meli. "

Good shout

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

which part do I play GMF?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh

which part do I play GMF?"

Pppppphhhhhhwwwwwwoooooaaaarrrrr

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Oh

which part do I play GMF?

Pppppphhhhhhwwwwwwoooooaaaarrrrr

Something along those lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be a sexy high class bar owner played by Ruth Jones - as herself not Nessa!!!"

Ok so just realised I’m supposed to be making suggestions not a request

Salma Hayek as Rubi ? Fabulous boobs !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do me, do me!

If you say Jimmy Krankie I swear I'll.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me, do me!

If you say Jimmy Krankie I swear I'll.....

A slimmer Kat Dennings !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gerard Butler you say?

That’s like me saying I look like Cameron Diaz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me, do me!

If you say Jimmy Krankie I swear I'll.....

A slimmer Kat Dennings ! "

I'll have to google

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il have either ben kingly with cgi age reduction

Or maybe maybe that lad that plays neville off harry potter or sean bean play me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me, do me!

If you say Jimmy Krankie I swear I'll.....

A slimmer Kat Dennings !

I'll have to google

She’s hot and very sassy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me, do me!

If you say Jimmy Krankie I swear I'll.....

A slimmer Kat Dennings ! "

I'll have to google

I take it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Il have either ben kingly with cgi age reduction

Or maybe maybe that lad that plays neville off harry potter or sean bean play me"
kingsley even

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scousesubsally will be played by angelina jolie or megan fox for likeness

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Gerard Butler you say?

That’s like me saying I look like Cameron Diaz "

But you do!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I want bill nighy to play me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Melissa McCarthy can play me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gerard Butler you say?

That’s like me saying I look like Cameron Diaz "

.....

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

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"Gerard Butler you say?

That’s like me saying I look like Cameron Diaz

But you do!

That's just DC's way of saying that I actually do look like Gerard Butler

She'd never publicly say so of course!...

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By *nderIwonder.Man over a year ago

2nd City

YAWN.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Gerard Butler you say?

That’s like me saying I look like Cameron Diaz

But you do!

That's just DC's way of saying that I actually do look like Gerard Butler

She'd never publicly say so of course!..."

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

No idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m guessing that Gerard will star in all the steamy sex scenes?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

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"I’m guessing that Gerard will star in all the steamy sex scenes? "

It's funny you should think that Isla...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I don't get Ryan Reynolds hilarious sarcasm, I swear to God I'll... I'll... I'll get back to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me, do me!

If you say Jimmy Krankie I swear I'll.....

A slimmer Kat Dennings !

I'll have to google

I had to google too tbf..

But I can see why; cheekbones and a mass of raven hair...That's my P!

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