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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just a quick one here, imagine reading a very long profile and sending a message because after reading the profile you concluded that you match the requirements completely but all thats left is to see if there is any physical attraction. I am confident about how i look but realistic also and i am aware i am just an average looking guy so if i message you, dont take it the wrong way but its because i believe i am in your "league" and yes that doesnt mean you will think the same thing and thats fine believe me i understand but i guess we will never know because you deleted my message without reading it or my profile then proceeded to complain there arent any friendly, genuine guys on this site lol again thats fair enough.
My problem is that if your profile is any longer than mine then i personally dont believe you have the right to delete my message without reading it haha, i just read an entire book on your profile so the least you can do is read the message i wrote to you and spoilers its 2 paragraphs at the most.
This post isnt actually directed at anyone and is just a story, in reality i didnt even finish reading the profile i just scrolled down like 8 times to reach the bottom just so i could see how ridiculously too long it was and i didnt message or get ignored by anyone....today atleast haha just fyi i know how cliquey it gets on these forums from experience but i thought it would be worth a laugh for you to read this and see who agrees so dont take it too seriously.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve."
I get told ‘wow just read your huge novel of a profile’
Okay, but I timed myself reading it slowly out loud and it took just under a minute and a half. C is awful with reading and it took him the same amount of time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My profile is long as fuck and I’ll delete any messages as I see fit. Really couldn’t care if you think I have the ‘right to’ or not  "
Well done, told you not to take it seriously and you did. Pat on the back and a highfive for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is long as fuck and I’ll delete any messages as I see fit. Really couldn’t care if you think I have the ‘right to’ or not
Well done, told you not to take it seriously and you did. Pat on the back and a highfive for you "
I know, I read your entire post |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve."
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My profile is long as fuck and I’ll delete any messages as I see fit. Really couldn’t care if you think I have the ‘right to’ or not
Well done, told you not to take it seriously and you did. Pat on the back and a highfive for you
I know, I read your entire post "
And yet you still took it seriously? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long "
Too long according to you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But you wouldn't know if they read your profile or not, so your point is not valid  "
Well i would see that my message has been read and that someone has looked at my profile...oh i yet it youre assuming i am just copying and pasting message after message after message to any profile i can. No i dont do that i inly message people who i actually find attractive and have some things in common with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is long as fuck and I’ll delete any messages as I see fit. Really couldn’t care if you think I have the ‘right to’ or not
Well done, told you not to take it seriously and you did. Pat on the back and a highfive for you
I know, I read your entire post
And yet you still took it seriously?"
Yep. Because there’s a tiny wee part of me that thinks you added the whole ‘it’s just a joke don’t worry!’ To the bottom, so you didn't receive serious replies telling you you could possibly be wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long "
Do you know how many guys have gone before you with this whinge, and then said 'oh it's only a joke'. Clearly not because you took the time to construct it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long
Too long according to you. "
If you knew which profile i was on about you would not be able to disagree that it is needlessly long haha im not even joking |
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I don’t mind reading them some are interesting and sometimes I take note but what I don’t like about long profiles is when they put a code word in and say please message me but you must insert the code word  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long
Too long according to you.
If you knew which profile i was on about you would not be able to disagree that it is needlessly long haha im not even joking "
So this is aimed at someone and it isn’t a joke?
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I receive a message, I check out the profile before I even read it.
The sender wouldn't know whether I'd looked or not, as I'm in ninja mode.
If I don't like what I see on the profile, for any dozen of reasons I'll delete the message unread
Maybe I do like the profile, so yes, now I'll read the message, but something I'm it's contents, for any of a dozen reasons, puts me off.
I'll mark it unread, I'll delete it
How do you know which is which? |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"But you wouldn't know if they read your profile or not, so your point is not valid
Well i would see that my message has been read and that someone has looked at my profile...oh i yet it youre assuming i am just copying and pasting message after message after message to any profile i can. No i dont do that i inly message people who i actually find attractive and have some things in common with."
I'm not sure how what I wrote made you think I was assuming that?
No I mean most women and couples set their privacy so you can't see if they've looked at you. I've looked at your profile but you wouldn't know it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long
Do you know how many guys have gone before you with this whinge, and then said 'oh it's only a joke'. Clearly not because you took the time to construct it. "
Well i mean i dont know what to say to you, you assume i am just like other guys and i really cant agree because i literally was just making a joke, i saw a long ass profile, thought of a funny joke and decided it was important to add context because of guess what? People like you who even with context and me saying its a joke at the end of the OP you took it seriously. |
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There's one guy on here who's profile makes me smile every time I read it. Absolutely nothing on it that you'd usually see. And in his case his profile is not long enough as it's a pleasure to read and even laugh at.
However to come back to the Ops post, the profile can be several paragraphs or a few lines. If what is written in your message or you have no attraction to that person, it's on you, not them to decide if it's worth reading a profile or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes I wonder whether the long profile is worth it, very very few ever read it, but if you want it there then that's your business and if someone else doesn't like it, move on and find someone with a short one. When push comes to shove, for me anyway, I can always tell when someones read my profile properly and it makes a big difference whether II bother answering or not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long
Too long according to you.
If you knew which profile i was on about you would not be able to disagree that it is needlessly long haha im not even joking
So this is aimed at someone and it isn’t a joke?
Odd"
So you dont know what a joke is then?
Yes a particular persons profile inspired my joke but its not the first time i have thought wow this is just way way too long and as i said i never actually messaged them it was CONTEXT for the noke you cant seem to comprehend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long
Too long according to you.
If you knew which profile i was on about you would not be able to disagree that it is needlessly long haha im not even joking
So this is aimed at someone and it isn’t a joke?
Odd
So you dont know what a joke is then?
Yes a particular persons profile inspired my joke but its not the first time i have thought wow this is just way way too long and as i said i never actually messaged them it was CONTEXT for the noke you cant seem to comprehend"
I thought jokes were meant to be funny
You said this post wasn’t about anyone and it was just a joke. Now it turns out it IS about someone and there IS some truth to this thread about how you feel.
I’m mighty confused |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it's a joke.
It's shit one. "
Lmao i think its very much more likely that you have no sense of humour and for some reason have taken offence at what i was saying which is 100% you, i have no say it that.
Maybe if you didnt find it funny you could just..ignore it? I act like an adult so thats what i do and i think it works very well in stopping me from being so aggressive towards random guys on forums just making a joke that some people may or may not find funny. |
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Ours is a long profile because we’re hoping to give prospective meets an idea of what we’re like and what we’re into before they get in contact. Hopefully it will save them wasting their time messaging us.
OP, I’m just curious, what league do you think you’re in? Premier? League 1? Fantasy league? ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long
Too long according to you.
If you knew which profile i was on about you would not be able to disagree that it is needlessly long haha im not even joking
So this is aimed at someone and it isn’t a joke?
Odd
So you dont know what a joke is then?
Yes a particular persons profile inspired my joke but its not the first time i have thought wow this is just way way too long and as i said i never actually messaged them it was CONTEXT for the noke you cant seem to comprehend
I thought jokes were meant to be funny
You said this post wasn’t about anyone and it was just a joke. Now it turns out it IS about someone and there IS some truth to this thread about how you feel.
I’m mighty confused "
Well i am not suprised youre confused, you dont even understand the concept of a joke, not all jokes are funny to all people? Some find it funny some dont, clearly you dont and honestly i think you should just calm down amd let it go if you really didnt find it funny lol. I didnt make you comment i just made a joke, scroll down and get on with your life already, jheez. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ours is a long profile because we’re hoping to give prospective meets an idea of what we’re like and what we’re into before they get in contact. Hopefully it will save them wasting their time messaging us.
OP, I’m just curious, what league do you think you’re in? Premier? League 1? Fantasy league? ...
Lou x "
I was talking about the leagues of attractive ness and desirability that humans conform to and even though youre pretending youve never thought you were above somebodies league before you have and theres nothing wrong with it, its human behaviour so no need to get defensive. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a lover of long profiles or long messages. Just get straight to the point without writing a book ."
Exactly my point, thank you for understanding you were the target audience for my joke. The other snowflakes who didnt see the joke and have decided to harrass and insult me over it dont seem to realise that if the joke doesnt apply or appeal to them that they could just carry in with their lives and not embarrass themselves as "adults". |
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"Ours is a long profile because we’re hoping to give prospective meets an idea of what we’re like and what we’re into before they get in contact. Hopefully it will save them wasting their time messaging us.
OP, I’m just curious, what league do you think you’re in? Premier? League 1? Fantasy league? ...
Lou x
I was talking about the leagues of attractive ness and desirability that humans conform to and even though youre pretending youve never thought you were above somebodies league before you have and theres nothing wrong with it, its human behaviour so no need to get defensive."
Defensive? How was my comment defensive? I was just staring why we choose to have a long profile. And there’s really no need for you to explain what you meant by attractiveness leagues, I think everyone understands that, I was just enquiring as to where you would place yourself.
Personally, I think you’re in a league of your own and it’ll probably stay that way if potential meets read your posts and find out how ‘hilarious’ you are.
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"Just because you feel you match their requirements, didn't mean you actually do.
Nobody has a 'right' to anything here, that's just ridiculous.
Long profiles - I've yet to find one that's taken longer than a couple of minutest read. Hardly war and peace.
The brutal truth is that for most here, it is about physical attraction before anything else. Some may move beyond that to perceived personality, others won't go beyond the face photo.
Don't stress about all that shit and your fab experience will improve.
Again, i feel i should mention i am not stressing, i didnt message or get ignored by anyone..i was making a joke because YES some profiles are too long
Too long according to you.
If you knew which profile i was on about you would not be able to disagree that it is needlessly long haha im not even joking "
Then in which case your OP should simply have been
I'm an interesting chap who loves reading articulate informative, well crafted profiles of our fine lady folk
However in my quest for that elusive magic I have seen some exceptionally long profiles , longer than any crafted by our most eloquent fab forum ladies I'm saying war and peace style novels , 20 30 40 pages long
What length profile would you give up on , for me any length so long as its captivating
I'd suggest statistically the longer a profile the less captivating or seductive it becomes , with the exceptions being profile gold often hosted by very interesting vivacious humourous and intelligent people x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please use I instead of i, it's doing my head in.."
Sorry my phone does it automatically and well....these snowflakes who are now insulting me personally and getting very aggressive over something that they could have just scrolled past arent really worth that effort. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ours is a long profile because we’re hoping to give prospective meets an idea of what we’re like and what we’re into before they get in contact. Hopefully it will save them wasting their time messaging us.
OP, I’m just curious, what league do you think you’re in? Premier? League 1? Fantasy league? ...
Lou x
I was talking about the leagues of attractive ness and desirability that humans conform to and even though youre pretending youve never thought you were above somebodies league before you have and theres nothing wrong with it, its human behaviour so no need to get defensive.
Defensive? How was my comment defensive? I was just staring why we choose to have a long profile. And there’s really no need for you to explain what you meant by attractiveness leagues, I think everyone understands that, I was just enquiring as to where you would place yourself.
Personally, I think you’re in a league of your own and it’ll probably stay that way if potential meets read your posts and find out how ‘hilarious’ you are.
Lou "
You felt the need to comment and defend your decision to have a long profile...how is that not defensive?
I dont believe i weote the OP with you in mind so why would i need to know why you think a long profile is necessary and bare in mind i dont mean long i literally mean like ridiculously long profile.
I can read the final harry potter book in a day and a half, im not exaggerating ive done it before so reading isnt a problem for me so if i think something is too long beleive me it really is long. |
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"Please use I instead of i, it's doing my head in..
Sorry my phone does it automatically and well....these snowflakes who are now insulting me personally and getting very aggressive over something that they could have just scrolled past arent really worth that effort."
don’t apologise op we all make typing errors now and again |
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"Please use I instead of i, it's doing my head in..
Sorry my phone does it automatically and well....these snowflakes who are now insulting me personally and getting very aggressive over something that they could have just scrolled past arent really worth that effort."
Seems your the one having a melt down , you really do need to understand the irony surrounding the whole snow flake name calling essentially its idiotic
And seriously, you were not , joking really
Yes there are some tedious profiles
No none is obliged to do anything
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a long thread. I've not read any of it. "
I did! Wish I hadn’t. Someone clearly wants attention and so trying to wind people up. Got bored by the jibes at others. Believe me, not worth reading xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And i dont mean within 38 hours i mean after 5pm till 12 Pm and then a couple of hours the next day and i will have read the entire deathly hallows book, if youve read it it is a very very long book. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a long thread. I've not read any of it.
I did! Wish I hadn’t. Someone clearly wants attention and so trying to wind people up. Got bored by the jibes at others. Believe me, not worth reading xx"
Sorry but i didnt start any if this, i made a joke and the people who didnt appreciate it started insulting me so how am i looking for attention? Trying to wind others up? They are the ones who keep insulting and attacking me, im just replying. Get real lady. |
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"Please use I instead of i, it's doing my head in..
Sorry my phone does it automatically and well....these snowflakes who are now insulting me personally and getting very aggressive over something that they could have just scrolled past arent really worth that effort.
Seems your the one having a melt down , you really do need to understand the irony surrounding the whole snow flake name calling essentially its idiotic
And seriously, you were not , joking really
Yes there are some tedious profiles
No none is obliged to do anything
Lol "
I am just replying to people pal, its good manners after all not to ignore people and its not my fault if people who insult me get offended by my response, mayne dont start insulting me over a joke and i wouldnt have to reply at all. All the people commenting and who keep insulting me personally or telling me ALL about myself (even though none of them even knew i existed up until 20 minutes ago) are having a melt down over a joke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a long thread. I've not read any of it.
I did! Wish I hadn’t. Someone clearly wants attention and so trying to wind people up. Got bored by the jibes at others. Believe me, not worth reading xx
Sorry but i didnt start any if this, i made a joke and the people who didnt appreciate it started insulting me so how am i looking for attention? Trying to wind others up? They are the ones who keep insulting and attacking me, im just replying. Get real lady."
Insulting? Attacking? I'd look up definitions before you accuse people of that. Oh and aren't you the one calling people names, thus insulting them yourself.
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"Please use I instead of i, it's doing my head in..
Sorry my phone does it automatically and well....these snowflakes who are now insulting me personally and getting very aggressive over something that they could have just scrolled past arent really worth that effort.
Seems your the one having a melt down , you really do need to understand the irony surrounding the whole snow flake name calling essentially its idiotic
And seriously, you were not , joking really
Yes there are some tedious profiles
No none is obliged to do anything
Lol
I am just replying to people pal, its good manners after all not to ignore people and its not my fault if people who insult me get offended by my response, mayne dont start insulting me over a joke and i wouldnt have to reply at all. All the people commenting and who keep insulting me personally or telling me ALL about myself (even though none of them even knew i existed up until 20 minutes ago) are having a melt down over a joke."
Ok if you think illustrating your , ironic non joke was not funny , illustrating why it was a lame cover up of a whinge , and basically disagreeing with your general prejudgment that long profiles should , a not worth reading , b must always reply to you
If you think that's a melt down then I question your perspective and maybe reasoning
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"This is a long thread. I've not read any of it.
I did! Wish I hadn’t. Someone clearly wants attention and so trying to wind people up. Got bored by the jibes at others. Believe me, not worth reading xx
Sorry but i didnt start any if this, i made a joke and the people who didnt appreciate it started insulting me so how am i looking for attention? Trying to wind others up? They are the ones who keep insulting and attacking me, im just replying. Get real lady."
I’ve read the whole post! You have been rude, ridiculing people, and the snowflake crap! What’s that about? No one is offended, merely perplexed. But tbh, this is the only direct response to you that you will get from me, because I refuse to be another person you insult. |
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"This is a long thread. I've not read any of it.
I did! Wish I hadn’t. Someone clearly wants attention and so trying to wind people up. Got bored by the jibes at others. Believe me, not worth reading xx
Sorry but i didnt start any if this, i made a joke and the people who didnt appreciate it started insulting me so how am i looking for attention? Trying to wind others up? They are the ones who keep insulting and attacking me, im just replying. Get real lady.
Insulting? Attacking? I'd look up definitions before you accuse people of that. Oh and aren't you the one calling people names, thus insulting them yourself.
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The irony of snowflake callers lol
Now that truly is a funny joke well done OP |
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Rest assured my friend, I/we feel your pain, let's look at it from another angle. We receive a message (from couples because singles can't), when I say we, I mean the wife receives a message because husband is pretty much irrelevant! Anyway, we receive the message, have a long read of their profile, let's look at their pictures, oh a pair of knickers and a cock. Yeah, sure we will meet! Trust me, they're cocks with everyone not just you single guys. |
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I sincerely hope you people get the help you need and work through your problems so that one day not far from now when you see a joke you dont understand or dont find funny that youre able to keep scrolling down and get on with your lifes.
Clearly my joke made alot of people angry and those people who felt attacked by my joke (maybe because they do the same kind of behaviour maybe just general over sensitivity) i just want to say to you that in the future when you insult someone, dont be suprised if they insult you back especially if youre not prepared to be insulted at all and even more so if your insults barely even made sense and constantly contradicted yourself and things id written at the bottom of my OP specifically the part about not taking it seriously and that i was joking.
I appreciate everyone who decided to tell me who i am, what kind of man i am and what i am all about, honestly if it wasnt for you random strangers telling me about me then how would i have known, i thought j was joking but apparently i wasnt, who knew? Oh right..people who have never met me.
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Ok, didn't read thread in full, just responded to original post, don't give a fuck, our response was to original post be it a joke or piss take don't really give a fuck, anyway, I blame Trump and Brexit. Why the fuck not, everyone else does. |
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"Just a quick one here, imagine reading a very long profile and sending a message because after reading the profile you concluded that you match the requirements completely but all thats left is to see if there is any physical attraction. I am confident about how i look but realistic also and i am aware i am just an average looking guy so if i message you, dont take it the wrong way but its because i believe i am in your "league" and yes that doesnt mean you will think the same thing and thats fine believe me i understand but i guess we will never know because you deleted my message without reading it or my profile then proceeded to complain there arent any friendly, genuine guys on this site lol again thats fair enough.
My problem is that if your profile is any longer than mine then i personally dont believe you have the right to delete my message without reading it haha, i just read an entire book on your profile so the least you can do is read the message i wrote to you and spoilers its 2 paragraphs at the most.
This post isnt actually directed at anyone and is just a story, in reality i didnt even finish reading the profile i just scrolled down like 8 times to reach the bottom just so i could see how ridiculously too long it was and i didnt message or get ignored by anyone....today atleast haha just fyi i know how cliquey it gets on these forums from experience but i thought it would be worth a laugh for you to read this and see who agrees so dont take it too seriously.
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That is along speech, lol. |
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"Ok, didn't read thread in full, just responded to original post, don't give a fuck, our response was to original post be it a joke or piss take don't really give a fuck, anyway, I blame Trump and Brexit. Why the fuck not, everyone else does."
Shhh the OP did not support brexit
The OP is deluding only himself with any rant suggesting his OP was any kind of hidden depth intelligent joke
The first irony was the firkin length of the firkin OP damn tell me that was intended xxx |
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My profile is long, but necessary because of all the idiots on here, and it can be a good way of filtering out the people who aren't right for you. That said there will be plenty of people who message without reading it.
Nobody is owed a reply to an unsolicitated message. Most of the people who message me I'm not physically attracted to. I'm sure I'm much uglier than even I think, and I know I'm not attractive, but i'm not going to want more than chat with someone I'm not attracted to.
I simply cannot physically type " thanks but no thanks " to everyone I am not interested in as I would never have time to get chatting properly to the few I like. I know I'll get abuse from some for deleting if it's a nice message so I actually don't check my inbox that much.
I see the OP has messaged me which must mean I'm very average looking at best, based on his comments.
Thanks... |
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"My profile is long, but necessary because of all the idiots on here, and it can be a good way of filtering out the people who aren't right for you. That said there will be plenty of people who message without reading it.
Nobody is owed a reply to an unsolicitated message. Most of the people who message me I'm not physically attracted to. I'm sure I'm much uglier than even I think, and I know I'm not attractive, but i'm not going to want more than chat with someone I'm not attracted to.
I simply cannot physically type " thanks but no thanks " to everyone I am not interested in as I would never have time to get chatting properly to the few I like. I know I'll get abuse from some for deleting if it's a nice message so I actually don't check my inbox that much.
I see the OP has messaged me which must mean I'm very average looking at best, based on his comments.
Thanks..."
Nothing ‘average’ about you. I just wish I was that sexy and beautiful....hey-ho.
By the way, love how the OP’s post, is as long as his profile....
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"My profile is long, but necessary because of all the idiots on here, and it can be a good way of filtering out the people who aren't right for you. That said there will be plenty of people who message without reading it.
Nobody is owed a reply to an unsolicitated message. Most of the people who message me I'm not physically attracted to. I'm sure I'm much uglier than even I think, and I know I'm not attractive, but i'm not going to want more than chat with someone I'm not attracted to.
I simply cannot physically type " thanks but no thanks " to everyone I am not interested in as I would never have time to get chatting properly to the few I like. I know I'll get abuse from some for deleting if it's a nice message so I actually don't check my inbox that much.
I see the OP has messaged me which must mean I'm very average looking at best, based on his comments.
Thanks..."
Apparently this thread isn't directed at anyone but i'm sensing I'm one of those it is directed at.
I'm apparently very arrogant though so of course I'm thinking me, me, me.  |
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"If it's a joke.
It's shit one.
Lmao i think its very much more likely that you have no sense of humour and for some reason have taken offence at what i was saying which is 100% you, i have no say it that.
Maybe if you didnt find it funny you could just..ignore it? I act like an adult so thats what i do and i think it works very well in stopping me from being so aggressive towards random guys on forums just making a joke that some people may or may not find funny."
Some people take it to heart pal don’t worry,
It’s there entire life’s this place haha I put a post up the other day about my profile and some of the replies was like I’d personally messaged them and insulted them,
It’s all opinions don’t let it get to you fella haha I got slated the other day haha but it’s all good feedback it’s if you can apply it to how you go about things. |
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"My profile is long, but necessary because of all the idiots on here, and it can be a good way of filtering out the people who aren't right for you. That said there will be plenty of people who message without reading it.
Nobody is owed a reply to an unsolicitated message. Most of the people who message me I'm not physically attracted to. I'm sure I'm much uglier than even I think, and I know I'm not attractive, but i'm not going to want more than chat with someone I'm not attracted to.
I simply cannot physically type " thanks but no thanks " to everyone I am not interested in as I would never have time to get chatting properly to the few I like. I know I'll get abuse from some for deleting if it's a nice message so I actually don't check my inbox that much.
I see the OP has messaged me which must mean I'm very average looking at best, based on his comments.
Thanks...
Apparently this thread isn't directed at anyone but i'm sensing I'm one of those it is directed at.
I'm apparently very arrogant though so of course I'm thinking me, me, me. "
You are exceptionally tasty though mollypop91 that tiny waist of yours is amazing, just saying  |
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"If it's a joke.
It's shit one.
Lmao i think its very much more likely that you have no sense of humour and for some reason have taken offence at what i was saying which is 100% you, i have no say it that.
Maybe if you didnt find it funny you could just..ignore it? I act like an adult so thats what i do and i think it works very well in stopping me from being so aggressive towards random guys on forums just making a joke that some people may or may not find funny.
Some people take it to heart pal don’t worry,
It’s there entire life’s this place haha I put a post up the other day about my profile and some of the replies was like I’d personally messaged them and insulted them,
It’s all opinions don’t let it get to you fella haha I got slated the other day haha but it’s all good feedback it’s if you can apply it to how you go about things. "
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I think if someone read a profile and their message proves that, it's pretty crap to ignore them. Especially if it's ridiculously long.
More than a few paragraphs and they should at least give a shag to the poor sods reading it. |
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"I think if someone read a profile and their message proves that, it's pretty crap to ignore them. Especially if it's ridiculously long.
More than a few paragraphs and they should at least give a shag to the poor sods reading it."
I read yours and I think you're dotty
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"I think if someone read a profile and their message proves that, it's pretty crap to ignore them. Especially if it's ridiculously long.
More than a few paragraphs and they should at least give a shag to the poor sods reading it.
I read yours and I think you're dotty
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It's true. |
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"I think if someone read a profile and their message proves that, it's pretty crap to ignore them. Especially if it's ridiculously long.
More than a few paragraphs and they should at least give a shag to the poor sods reading it.
I read yours and I think you're dotty
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It's true. "
But nice with it |
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